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Lexi Harper

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So, so tired of pretty much everything.

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Luuu🩷 @lsbullshit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No words... just being the shelter ❤️‍🩹 #Ghostsoap #Ghoap #Soapghost
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Shell ⭐️ @fludderpy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And suddenly it keeps breaking 3x a week I wonder why . #cod #callofduty #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #ghostsoap #ghoap
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Jeleynai @jeleynai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Coffee Shop Retirement AU <3 #ghostsoap
Coffee shop sign: Vets & Vignettes
Soap: "Mrs. MacLachlan! S'good te see ye again!"
Mrs. MacLachlan: "And you, lovey! The girls in my bookclub simply adored the pastries I got yesterday! Would you mind telling me how you get them to be so flaky? I can never get the layers to puff up like that"
Soap: "Oh, ye'd have to ask my husband, Simon! He makes 'em all out back"
Soap: "OI, GHOSTIE! G'MERE A MINUTE!"
Mrs. MacLachlan: "A husband! How lovely!" 
Ghost: "Fuckin'ell Johnny, I'm not bloody deaf"
Ghost (muttering): "Tha's why we got fuckin' noise complaints.."
Mrs. MacLachlan (whispering): "good gosh.." 
Soap: "Swear jar."
Ghost: "Yea, yea, what d'ya want? M'busy."
Soap: "Mrs. MacLachlan here is a big fan of your pastry s'all! She'd like to know her secret to yer fluffy layers"
Ghost: "Oh! M'glad you like 'em it's uh.. It's really nothing' special- Just.. Make sure the dough stays cold so the butter don't melt as ye fold.. I've got corpse hands so.. S'easy for me, I guess.."
Ghost: "I uh- I actually gotta dip out. I've got some buns to take care of"
Soap: "Mm.. and you take care of them so well"
Ghost (muttering): "Keep giving me fucking kip, you brat, and see what it gets you" 
Soap: "Swear jar."
Mrs. MacLachlan: "He's not what I expected! Big, ain't he? He really is very talented though"
Soap (sighing): "Oh, don't I know it"
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Jeleynai @jeleynai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It's been two years since I fixated on these two goobers 🥰 So here's a thread with all my #ghostsoap sketches I've made so far! 🧵 Buckle up, there's like.. 50 of these (somehow)
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Elithien @elithien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tourney date wip :) #hansry #kcd #kingdomcomedeliverance
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NitaElwyArt @nitaelwy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hans approached Henry from behind, gently tilting his head before kissing him. Henry gave him that familiar, clueless puppy-eyed look, but as Hans’s hand wandered down his chest and stomach, he finally understood. Hans wanted him. Now. #hansry #kcd2
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Sain-7 @sain-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soap wasn't in the metro 📢 #cod #ghoap
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Sain-7 @sain-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
take a bite out of the soap🧼 #cod #ghoap
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Emily @embryoly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just joined the kcd family and thought I’d start my journey here with some Hansry ⚔️ Is this like twitter? #kcd2 #hansry #henryxhans #kingdomcomedeliverance2
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Anamnesus @anamnesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Greetings, Sir Hans! Hans heard Mutt barking in the distance and scrambled to get dressed only to get too excited 😌 #kcd2 #hansry
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Yazz🍷⚔️ @yazzzmania.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💀“Think they’ll notice we’re missing?” 🧼“Not if we’re quick. Now stop flirting and get to it already…” #Ghoap #GhostSoap
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Bean Milk @kongduyu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#ghoap Getting older together. Simon didn't spend much time looking at the mirror. In passing, sure. He'd take a glance in the bathroom mirror after taking a piss, and he knew all that was in his reflection.
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Ham @sufalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watch out world....here they come ❤️ #hansry
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NitaElwyArt @nitaelwy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want you (wip) #hansry #kcd2
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Aessedia @aessedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ghoap fake dating and they take it so serious that they 'fake' fuck, too. "I mean, couples shag?" Johnny prods, glancing at Simon from the corner of his eye. "So, if we want to keep up the ruse..." "You're right," Ghost says matter-of- factly. "Need to make it believable."
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Lah :) @heladodavellana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hold #ghostsoap #soapghost
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sparrow the BOO-rb 👻 @pap3rtigers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#pap3rthread / #CODFic / #codmw / #ghoap / #pricesoap / 🧵🧨 "wildfire boys" (excerpts from Price's Journal) **May 8th, 2019** Some soldiers are easy. Steady lads, strong under pressure, braver than they look and calmer than you'd ever expect.
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Ham @sufalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with these 3 steps you'll be set! #hansry
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feral @goblinussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and neither would admit it out loud #hansry #kcd2 #kcd
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Elithien @elithien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
these two have me in an utter chokehold. i currently eat, breathe and sleep them #wip #hansry #kingdomcomedeliverance #hanscapon #henryofskalitz
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this Hansry doujinshi is potentially still growing in page count so I'm tempted to break it up in 2 chapters. hm.
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Elithien @elithien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bi disasters #wip #hansry #kcd #kingdomcomedeliverance
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SpicySpecter🔞 @spicyspecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was just about to post a request for spooky season Ghoap too. Bless you. 🥲
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀🧼 [ #CoD ]
A drawing of a naked Soap from CoD getting fucked from behind by a fully dressed Ghost. 
Ghost: Taking me so well sweetheart. Gonna breed you up good. Will be leaking for days, soldier.
Soap: Fuck, L.T.
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spilt 🕸️🎃🕯️♡ @spiltspit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
had a silly idea… Ghost was in a rush for a meeting after spending the night in soap’s room. #ghostsoap #ghoap
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x3no9 @x3no9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you @baklavasudarajako on Tumblr for this lovely Ghoap comm. It's so tender and sexy 😉 #ghoap #ghostsoap
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Den @tanuden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ghoap #ghostsoap Civvie Ghoap AU, where Simon meets Johnny on a rainy day. Because Simon's cat went to the door, pawing and yowling at it, which he's never done before. And Simon opens the door, and his cat darts into the rain, right to Johnny, who is devastated. (He got stood up.)
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The_WriterWoman @gt93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/936765... My Dog soldiers AU is finally here! 😁 I’m so excited for it! I hope you enjoy! Also enjoy the very amazing art made by my bestie, Speedy! 🥰 #ghostsoap #ghoap #SimonRiley #JohnMacTavish
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Wasp @stinglesswasp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Day in the life - afternoon 🌇 #ghostsoap #soapghost
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Tian/Russ @tiaanyii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
repost from my twt #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap
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Jorny Miyu @jornymiyu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Hansry 💕
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oidingus @oidingus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Don't try to save Viktor, he is right where he wants to be! #jaycetalis #viktorarcane #jayvik
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oidingus @oidingus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My bad, lost the sound in the previous post. The idea of Robby getting an eyeful once he is back from his sabbatical wouldnt leave me alone since ep 9 😌 #thepitt #denniswhitaker #michaelrobinavitch #jackabbot #trinitysantos
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Wyvern Whiskey @wyvern-whiskey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lil break🍃 #ghostsoap
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Aessedia @aessedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heh.
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rusticcc🔗 @rusticfurnace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
simons
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Theavia🔞🛡⚔️ @theavia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi guys! I just received a massive bill so I'm offering commissions at 45 euros(up to two characters) to cover the costs! Bless you🙏
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tenz (っ´ཀ`)っ.⋆♱࣪ ִֶָ☾. @sultrysunset.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EVEN IF YOU'RE UNABLE TO PLEDGE, REPOSTS HELP TOO!! REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD THERE'S 5 DAYS LEFT, LET'S MAKE THIS AS VISIBLE AS POSSIBLE 🩵‼️🩵‼️🩵‼️🩵‼️
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andrudibuja.bsky.social @andrudibuja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Merman Ghost from a Mermen Ghoap Au i'm working on :D #SimonGhostRiley
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Luuu🩷 @lsbullshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤳💥 #Ghostsoap #Soapghost #Ghoap
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Rice @ricercamis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best holiday for Johnny and Simon 🥰💀🧼💚 happy birthday @blackcrayons.bsky.social #ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost
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Em✨ @gwemz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Now Is Later | PAGES 34 - END :'D WOO! Long canvas time! I couldn't fit in everything on just four pages lmaoo. BUT WEEW! JUST KISS! 🫠 #ghostsoap #soapghost
Simon fiddles with Johnny's (HIS) sleeves while Johnny insults his big ass once again after Simon says hes SWIMMIN' INNIT.
Soap: Aye, cuz I'm not the wideness of a Humvee bumper
Ghost: two-for-two callin me fat
Simon is doing something behind his back, what the fuck ever could it be.
Ghost: Got a problem with my "wideness"? Johnny looks a wee bit dazed but internally hes remembering getting a spoon to his noggin, and also hes a good boy he wouldn't mind that wideness on his , uh, person.
Soap: NOPE. yer a big sexy bumper I'd gladly jump in front of (smooth)

Simon ties Johnny's sleeves around himself and pulls him close with a pleased look on his face
Ghost: Tell me more how wide I am~ (hes a :^) man tell me otherwise)
Johnny's face softens and he sweetly tells Simon
Soap: Pure braw Simon, truly spectacular wideness.
Ghost: You absolute gobshite, you're just butterin' me upJohnny's got the heart eyes motherfucker.
Soap: Enough butter for a kiss, ye reckon?

Oh sweet sweet lad. He never needed any butter. Although its a plus though. Simon will eat you up RAW like a semi frozen slice of un-toasted bread.

Simon leans in and presses his lips against Johnny's oh so gently, as the kiss deepens Johnny starts fiddling around in his hoodie confines and pops his hand out of the collar hole and starts fiddling with Simon's 50% baklava (i know its the wrong spelling but im a just shit lol)

So Simon starts to stick his cold cold hands up under johnnys hoodie.WHOOH. COLD HANDS. Makes Johnny gasp and Simon takes the opportunity to eat his face (im a simple woman, i love a good gasp kiss tongue action). I don't know how else to describe this AHAH HA...

After a good bit of saliva swapping and lip succ, Simon holds him close and turns Johnny's face with his and starts kissing down his cheek to his neck, pulling the offensive hoodie away from his neck.

Johnny is murmuring and stammering something but is caught up in the goods to verbalize nothing like the feeling of stubble tickling his neck meats, while Simon retorts with varying degrees of "MMGHM??" cuz hes busy... Eventually he finally blurts UNTIE MY SLEEVESThe extra long page I cloudnae fit all the things I wanted and blusky only allows FOURR images so here we are lol.

Simon does a british "alright" to initiate untying the sleeves, but Johnny doesn't miss a beat to shove his finger in his nose.

Once Johnny's arms are free Simon shoves them sleeves DOWN, and NOBODY will believe me when I say  it was completely subconscious, I made Johnny yell FREEEDOM while Simon holds his arms up.. (only after a while I realized oh, braveheart....) 

The pair look out over the, winterscape, because, i... didn't uhm.. oh there was a background there FOR SURE. Its just a blizzard!!!!! (I almost made Simon say "whats the matta clowny bawbag you not find any skill to draw a background?" LOL)

Ghost: Bloody hell, lets get outta this shit
Soap: DO LETS.. Time for breakky aye? Thinkin about butter & toast something FIERCE (cuz he buttered up Simon, eh he...)

Johnny gives Simon a quick mack on the cheekie, because I don't care they are big shooty bang bang storng manyl mans in the military. Humans kiss each other : ) my brother says there's too much "female gaze" in my drawings but like, lmao, sorry you never been kissed bro. Oh wow we got personal down here. 

SIMON then throws snow down the back of Johnny's hoodie, because he was thinking about it for like 8 panels.
Johnnys full rant is like, about how hes gonna put snow in every hole. Damn I make Johnny rant a lot lmao, hes a very thoughtful and tactful guy I hold that true, but he just lets loose for Simon because he loves him alright.
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Kay @serpentwyne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗘 🧵 🔞 #ghostsoap #ghoap cw: internalized homophobia, toxic masculinity, top!ghost fantasizing about bottoming He liked Soap 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 him. Liked the flush that ruddied his olive skin from his Adam's apple down to his navel when he was about to come. (1/26)
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Yazz🍷⚔️ @yazzzmania.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Another day, another mission... #ghoap #ghostsoap #codnsfw
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Aessedia @aessedia.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Johnny claiming he's not gay. He’s adamant about it, tells himself that he is going to one day marry a woman, settle down with her, have lots of babies. It’s a mantra of sorts, something he repeats over and over, especially after his sparring sessions with Ghost. NSFW MDNI!! (1/12)
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Journen @journen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Might slowly start posting some of my old work here, so here's another 🧡 Soapghost selfie! #SoapGhost
Soap and ghost taking a selfie together. Soap is smiling
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Marn @marndraws.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas @10bcy 💖🎄 I was your @SoapZine2024 Secret Santa! 🎁 #ghostsoap #ghoap
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Yazz🍷⚔️ @yazzzmania.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Timezone shenanigans, a drunk and impatient Soap, and a Ghost who's bluescreening a little bit for being lifted up so easily... I wish you all a happy ghoapy 2025!🥂✨️ #soapghost #ghoap #callofduty
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vozart @vozart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
just in- pirate!ghost thinks blood loss looks good on shark!soap oop this took so long cause i started moving in the midst but MERMAY in july (mer au never ends) #ghostsoap #ghostprollythinkshesasirencausehessohot
shark soap and pirate ghost. first frame is shark soaps sharp lil teeth chomping on some type of cloth. Then its a close up (gross) of a wound getting stitched up. 

zooming out its shark soap in pirate ghost's lap getting tended to, hes chomping on ghost's shirt as moral support. 

soap looks like hes passed out which has pirate ghost staring unabashedly. 

soap opens his eyes all teary like and they both blush, looking at each other.
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