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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12h

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Those yellow lines obviously only apply to other people. Cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ferrari four space fuckwit. For when you want the world to know that you have the charisma of a bucket of cold vomit. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If it was "be a massive cunt", I'd judge it a success #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ooooooh, Diagonal pavement #Vanker. New category unlocked 👌 #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Possibly confused by the white paint. Cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh you bastard. Park anywhere lights, Audi (yes, fuck you) AND @cuntplates.bsky.social. TWAT. #YPLAC

A fucking audi (course it is) parked next to double yellow lines - can't even park on them) with it's hazards on. Plate is C1SH GO. No, I have no idea either. Wanker.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

FULL (and really is) PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

WANKPANZER FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trailer twat bonus points... For when you absolutely need to block that drop kerb. Wanker. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It was like a goddamn convention.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A BRACE of full pavement wankers. We're gonna need a bigger klaxon... #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh you bastard. Full pavement wanker KLAXON is going to be worn out at this rate. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"fuck it, that'll do". I'd take long odds there were no children, either. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ooooh, PERPENDICULAR pavement wanker! Extra cunt points for that. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Drop kerb wanker. Fine example of the genre. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wankpanzer KLAXON. The hovering back wheel is a particularly fine touch. Blocking both pavement AND road like an utter bellend. #YPLAC

A pickup truck/penis extension abandoned on a pavement like a right cunt

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No, don't worry about those lines, they're probably there for no reason. You twat. #YPLAC (Cue some fuckwit telling me it's barely over the line)

A grey VW golf par... No, it isn't parked. It's abandoned across a space, like it's been used as a getaway vehicle and this carpark was the changeover for the next vehicle.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well what a twat. The skull dangling from the rearview mirror is a particularly classy touch. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I mean... It's setting *an* example... Just a really shit one. Standard.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sir, that's a path. You cunt. Further evidence added to the Audi files. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Across not one, but two electric charging spaces. Quite the combination. Cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

4 Eva cunt, I wanna be, forever cunt... Do you wanna cunt forever... Forever, forever cunt

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ah. It's entirely possible that beer might have been taken at the time. Audi. Definitely an Audi. Although in terms of parking ability and consideration, the Venn diagram between the two is practically a circle...

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