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Your Plant Daddy

@yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
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Gardener & Plant shop owner. Plant dad, dog dad, cat dad & regular dad. Www.Welcome2thejungle.co

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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 11h
You sit down in one of these chairs and they automatically charge your credit card for an $18 Tito's & Lemonade
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 9h
I truly believe i helped a lot of white kids by beating their asses over their weird gay stuff
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 9h
Just in MY EXPERIENCE, the whiter the locker room, the weirder shit gets. This also goes for parties. DO NOT fall asleep first at their functions.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Days in the greenhouse.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No ONE has ever asked for more girls. They had their run, now she's just looking to kick up drama. Cause that's her kink
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The last thing I wanna do is regress just to have sex.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agreed
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't remember his name. But these things he wrote came out like 2 years ago maybe.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are accounts from a boy, now man who was rapped by powerful men. Lots of them in office now. Trump was there. An accident ensued while they were abusing him. He fought back. Trump got impaled by something. Now, he shits himself
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everytime I see his diaper. I think about the horrific things i read as to why he has to wear it. The fact that we don't talk constantly about his attempted rape/murder of a boy that lead to his own asshole being permanently disfigured is a wasted opportunity.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold on, I’m coming.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that people are choosing anything but 10 lets me know they dont really eat bananas like that
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To walk into a room where someone is watching a movie/tv and then to just start talking is a sign of mental illness. Cause what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you unable to see whats happening in the room you just entered?
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The LAPD:
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Old white men are the biggest grifters in the history of written history.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate that my eyes witnessed this.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are enough. The problem is he is surrounded by equally terrible people
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clearly, I need someonetl to explain what a “Safety” is.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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sarabi says @sosarabi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
heard an adult say ‘unalive’ in person…. You can say dead in real life reality….
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⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Look what they doing in Japan y'all 😳
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But if I show up in an anime it’s going to trigger a collapse in civilization.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men, read this slow. Then slower. Then think about your sexual life. You were likely a victim of abuse and you've been denying/hiding it.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme
ALT: I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Im not paying attention, im thinking about waffles and pussy.”
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would give my life to see him say this to the face of someone making under 45k a year.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a beautiful day
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Question number 3 is THEE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION that most of you are not asking. Safe yourself a lot by considering this list
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Gems @reflectivegem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember this dude slid in my DM’s trying to get my number, I simply asked , “Are you married?” He responded with “Kinda yes and kinda no.” 🤨
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Ki-air-uh @kayesbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Pizza And Fire - Community
ALT: Pizza And Fire - Community
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shout out to manifestation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks a lot!
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In that order?
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive never been so motivated to read something after seeing something in my life. I cant WAIT to devour the comics after the finale
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a great weekens
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im so grateful and im so sleepy
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing could make me cast a vote for Rahm Emanuel. Nothing.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You really got stop saying men. This is very exclusively a white man thing. Always has been.
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Mo @kidmo.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Today was such a beautiful day!
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another one bites the dust.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They have so much worth $15. The issue, they take 2 years between seasons. So, you dant justify paying $15 for more than 2/3 months at a time.
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It would be a running diary of where i go/ what i do when i cross the threshold to go upstairs. (Hes old and cant go up stairs anymore)
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Your Plant Daddy @yourplantdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwing a free lil thing today. 5 djs. Some jazz. Some free food. Open mic. Vendors. And we are collecting food for the homeless. If you’re Milwaukee adjacent, come get some free game and smiles.
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