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Dual Wielding Dank

@dualwieldingdad.bsky.social
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Science is when something does something” - my kid
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every top post on Twitter
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Even the dogs can’t resist moving here.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How long before we get Klarna Mortgage..
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just learned of the ford RS200’s existence today playing Forza. What a beauty.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I used zero Ai for this if you can believe it.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Westside Gunn: Boom!
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The guy from Pennsylvania explaining to me why it’s called “pop” not soda
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Kev the Builder @kevthebuilder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Odyssey deez nutz
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Send them boys home
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post-Comicon with my kid’s leftover tendies
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dog wouldn’t eat his dinner until I put some spaghetti sauce on it… brother, you were on the STREETS 7 years ago.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NC lore
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Time for the defending Summer League Champions to play some basketball 🏀 🐝
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t even want to wear it. It’s too beautiful
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July
Linda Yaccarino “Hot dog” tweet
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hornets buying picks with the Lamelo money
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How Much Is This 50p Meme
ALT: How Much Is This 50p Meme
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Teams that gave up way more for way less looking at this trade.
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Suspicious Look Hmmm
ALT: Suspicious Look Hmmm
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can’t hold you I haven’t watched 1 World Cup game yet. When’s the elite 8?
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Divorced dad listing the Camaro for $100k firm, can only turn right.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My last #NBATheRun team when I logged back in was foreshadowing 😞
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Feels like when Cam left 😞
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Sad SpongeBob
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
😭
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Earlier this year I learned that the land my family has lived on for generations was owned by the same family up the road since 1878. A decade after they were freed. #Juneteenth
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
📯.. 📯…… 📯……………… LETS.. GO….. CAAAAANES
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
BRING OUT THAT TROPHY
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LETS GO
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I know a man with a pimp in the family when I see one.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve never seen Scott Foster look this defeated. He really left it all out on the floor and the Knicks still did it.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Adam Silver talking to Scott Foster like Professor X “Don’t call it”
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Professor X in Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness
ALT: Professor X in Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Canes
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Millennial women when there’s a Starbucks in the Hobby Lobby strip mall parking lot.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Shaq said Cardi DD 💀
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m getting more out of these bedtime stories than the kid. I needed this one.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Snoop is whoring out Pac’s rights at this point 😭
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Canes
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So SGA gets his MVP attributed to his efficiency but when you bring up Kon’s efficiency for ROTY you get called a Redditor for using “advanced analytics”
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African Kid Thinking Deeply
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’ll do the Hornets version: 1. Fire 2. The wheel
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Bro I love how Han Solo just started FIRING at Vader ON SIGHT when Lando opened that door. Sith Lord or not he was letting that thang SANG 🔫
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The dude from Goldsboro saved us tonight. I forgive you for being a tarheel, Coby 🙏
NBA Player Coby White dressed as a doctor
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Most NC photo you’ll see today. Bees hanging around my collard flowers.
The tops of collard greens showing their yellow flowers with bees flying around.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dankflation
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*person referring to someone with a crippling addiction* “ Why don’t they do this super rational thing that I would do in that situation?”
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
He started the shenanigans as soon as he stepped on the floor.
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Happy price hike day to those who celebrate 🎉
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A belt for your knickerbockers
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
OFF THE BENCH
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Dual Wielding Dank @dualwieldingdad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Kon Knueppel year 2
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