iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My friends

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my dermatologist said she loves how pale i am and for being a good girl who loves sunscreen i only have to do skin checks every other year :)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my neighbor texted me while i was out that a fire alarm had been going off in my apartment for hours so i rushed home. everything is ok but my poor cat is hiding under the tub 😭😭😭

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Never Show the Monster Podcast @noshowmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we recorded this before the comedy/musical categorization, and we do discuss whether the film is funny, but damn it is NOT comedy. willing to hear arguments on how it might be a musical though

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Never Show the Monster Podcast @noshowmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new episode out now! starting our theme that is technically "may 2026" but accidentally turned into "weak men ruin lives," we're talking OBSESSION 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n... 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/5r03...

the never show the monster cover art. it's an illustration that says "never show the monster" and features my co-host dressed up as chucky from child's play and me dressed up as pinhead from hellraiser. we are sitting at a desk with microphones in front of us. we are facing a tv. on the tv is nikki from obsession

a promo pic for obsession. it says OBSESSION over a pic of bear from the movie looking bloody and sad

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my best friend just asked me which episodes of debut buddies i’ve been on. one of the podcasts i host. host. for years. 100+ episodes. ma’am i -

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think this went well but i accidentally swore and then the host accidentally swore because i’m a bad influence lol

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(finishing shitty horror movie) that sucked! i'll watch the sequel now

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

been sewing a pair of shorts with the absolute worst luck of my life. i don’t think i did a single step correctly the first time.screaming crying throwing up etc in the bad way

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it is 11pm do you know where your butter chicken frozen burrito is?

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i am going to be a guest on a political podcast as professional dumb guy. do we have any questions for a doctor of political science most focused on alternative parties?

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what if i have a doctor’s note for the iced coffee what then

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

for my current knitting project, i picked a lace tee figuring the lace would slow down my rate of finishing sweaters and gotdamn. i’m maybe 75% done and 80 hours in. a normal tee is maybe 50-60hrs

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

being a person is too hard i want to be a rock

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

who can even afford these $45+ sunscreens? i go through a tube every three weeks, i would go bankrupt

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

knitting on the balcony in a hand knit sweater :)

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026

prescription-strength hot dog

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

years ago, there were a few years when i was afraid to go anywhere. i'd drive to the grocery store and sit in the parking lot for like an hour trying to force myself to go in before giving up. i'd get to a restaurant and then bail on my friends and go home. damn that sucked lol glad that's over

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

resident evil was perfectly fine but moreover austin abrams is a gem

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

have you listened to our latest episode yet? it's a podcast about a movie about a podcaster but please don't hold that against us

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

yoooo flossing goes so hard and i’m not even stoned

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

salon was looking for brunette volunteers for color lessons and my stylist literally had to remind me my hair is purple rn when i volunteered lol

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this is a weird one (complimentary)

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𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽 @rtnyw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i’m horny but not like horny horny more like horny for death

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

gonna do a practical magic/resident evil double feature

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i want to get a job at a book or fabric store while i get my freelancing off the ground but how do i present my tech resume for those roles? my cover letter will be like “listen. i know nothing in my resume means anything to you. however: hire me :)”

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

are you telling me i have to do the dishes /again/ kill me

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this is a curious little film that’s more sci fi than horror, really. a slow burn that rewards a second watch

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

anotha one. campanula tee by anna hermann sorensen. this yarn is dreadful and was pilling simply from construction. also i did us all dirty by blocking this with shaping, before i added that it was l o n g and looked like it was meant for slenderman

a cropped black knit sweater with ruffled hems. it's ribbed all over with an irregular pattern. it looks comically small because the ribbing is so stretchy lol

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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

patooties gonna cutie

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i live so alone i just realized there's a cobweb from the ceiling to the side of the couch i don't use

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE is still good but also it hurt my feelings (this is my review of PASSENGER in an if you don’t have anything nice to say kind of way)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

burned my hand making cheese toast. the lord giveth and he taketh away

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

saw someone compare naomi scott’s performance in smile 2 to inde navarette’s in obsession. great point, great movies, great actors, queens

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Bomb Culture @giles99.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Berberian Sound Studio (2012) Dir: Peter Strickland #filmsky #moviesky #horror #horrorsky #PeterStrickland #TobyJones

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

realized i was depressed so i washed my hair and did the dishes and tidied but i will be goddamned if i'm gonna take a walk

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

the hottest baddies have the heaviest saddies

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

this was a super fun episode, and the formula for the ghost hunting show was born fully formed, it's hardly changed at all

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

slathered on a thick ass moisturizer and i look like i’m doing white face

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

saw my first spirit halloween of the season and the noise i made was undignified

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[while knowing i cannot afford laser treatments for acne scarring] hi i’d like to book a consult for laser treatments for acne scarring :)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i am having a bad day and i am going to get furiously drunk and rage knit about it!!!!!!!!

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

can’t focus on my book. keep thinking of camp miasma

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