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Hey Good Buddy

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Trying my best to be curious, truthful, & helpful. I am also bitter.

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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Sam Greene @samagreene.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Anyone who happened to know that the White House would announce and then suspend tariffs within 24 hours just made a boatload of money.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Zero to concentration camps in under 10 days. Eat your heart out, FDR.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We need a new term for all the creepy goose-stepping billionaire oligarchs. So far, I’m leaning towards “bunker-dwellers.” They may survive the revolution, but at least they’ll have to do so underground.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2025
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The last time this many Trump supporters were in the Capitol Rotunda they brought Confederate flags, zip ties and a noose.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
What Trump was willing to ignore about Gaetz to reward loyalty is something to keep in mind when looking at the rest of his rogues gallery of a cabinet.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My most gracious theory on @fetterman.senate.gov is that his health scare made him shift priorities to hoarding wealth to take care of his family if something happens to him. He knew a hard turn to the right would be rewarded by more immediate earning potential.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Why does it feel like Bluesky posters keep 9-5, M-F business hours? This place is at its most boring when I am most bored.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I haven’t seen much conversation about it, but I have more issues with bots on Bluesky than I ever have on Twitter or Threads. I guess people might not care because it artificially inflates follow counts, but they’re poppin’ off out here.
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a group of robots are dancing in a room with lots of windows
ALT: a group of robots are dancing in a room with lots of windows
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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
GOP extremists want House Democrats to raise the debt ceiling so that House Republicans can lower the amount of your Social Security check. Hard pass.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Damn, good thing he lost that election. I’d hate to see a federal government run by unelected creeps with no accountability and nefarious motives.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
shot / chaser
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
All this GOP fear porn about illegal immigration, and they’ve got Mr. Student Visa out here calling the shots for them.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Anyone ever think about how Donald Trump, the world’s most self-obsessed man, doesn’t really talk about the time he got shot? I’m not even trying to be conspiratorial. I just can’t believe he talks more about Hannibal Lecter than the one thing that could garner him the most sympathy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/12/2024
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

-The Onion
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[thinks gas is too expensive]
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If billionaires are just benevolent job creators then why are they all spending so much on AI to help them create fewer jobs?
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
“Thank you for calling the special CEO hotline. Give away money until you are no longer perceived as an existential threat to society. Goodbye.”
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Honestly, what’s the message they want to send with this besides, “We’re proud of this young man for getting away with manslaughter”? I really would be interested to hear explanations, because it simply doesn’t compute for me beyond the dogwhistle.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2024
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It theonion.com/new-law-requ...
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Firstly: Trump is full of shit. Secondly (because this is a passion of mine): So many people confuse DST with standard time. Standard time is now (the seasonal depression one). DST is being able to enjoy the sun after work hours. Days get shorter naturally, and we shorten them artificially. 🧵
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
God damn it. 🎯
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m a NewsMax reporter doing a story on Woke, and I’m looking for sources who have been told they can’t wish people a Merry Christmas. Please, for the love of the infant Christ, please let me know if you can find one. I’m having no luck, and I don’t want to lose my job right before the holidays.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me next time my wife bothers me with some bullshit like, “Jesus Christ! How many McRibs have you had today?!”
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Stand back and watch the top conservative policymaker in action.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’
The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want”

On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need:

AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME
BLATANT MISINFORMATION

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

PEOPLE ALSO ASK

VIEW PRODUCTS

And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Turns out the “Deep State” is a real goddamn pushover.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
World’s richest man believes homelessness is a “propaganda”
Musk post: In most cases, the word “homeless” is a lie. 

It’s usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Men are too emotional to lead countries. www.cnn.com/world/live-n...
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Live updates: South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol declares martial law, banning protests | CNN
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol on Tuesday declared martial law in a surprise late-night address. Follow for live news updates.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It’s secured by three-factor authentication: 1. Can he find it? 2. Can he find his glasses? 3. It’s the old password, and now he has to find a different note before slipping into white-hot, blinding rage that ruins everyone’s Thanksgiving.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Donald Trump, a man who has never attempted to read or understand the Bible, is selling Bibles he signed for $1,000. I won’t provide the link for fear that someone’s granny will open up a new line of credit. But this is real.
Donald Trump holding his stupid, one thousand dollar, sacrilegious Bible. Screenshot of a website where you can actually purchase a one thousand dollar Bible that is signed by someone who has never read the Bible. He actually signed it on the first page because that’s where he usually stops. Seriously, a thousand fucking dollars.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
For context: The average net worth in the U.S. is roughly $1m with the median being around $190k.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
UPDATE — 🇲🇽 president Claudia Sheinbaum writes to Trump saying: -border crossings are down 75% -🇺🇸 should spend more on peace, less on war -70% of illegal guns in 🇲🇽 come from 🇺🇸 -🇲🇽 will respond with more tariffs which hurt everyone FULL LETTER: www.threads.net/@thetnholler...
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Next up on Fox & Friends: Driving up prices for American consumers is good, actually.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m beginning to think the “do your own research” crowd doesn’t actually do very much research.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If I had a vote for every time I quietly thought, “they’d hate if a democrat did that,” our next president would be a democrat who would not be doing that.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Estimated net worth of Trump’s incoming cabinet: Musk: $320b Trump: $5.2b McMahon: $3.2b Lutnick: $1.5b Ramaswamy: $1b Bessent: $1b Wright: $171m Burgum: $100m RFK Jr.: $15m Radcliffe: $11m Vance: $10m Chavez-De Remer: $9.6m Hegseth: $6m Noem: $2.3m Bondi: $1.7m Turner: $1.3m Rubio: $1.2m
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
can't even pay teens for sex then get appointed attorney general anymore on account of woke www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...
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EXCLUSIVE: Ethics committee told of second sexual encounter between Matt Gaetz and 17-year-old, sources say | CNN Politics
The woman who says she had sex when she was a minor with then-Rep. Matt Gaetz told the House Ethics Committee she had two sexual encounters with him at a party in 2017, sources familiar with her testi...
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You just know these sound like shit.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I guess being the richest fucker on earth just isn’t enough for some people.
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Hey Good Buddy @yourgoodbuddy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Lazy CEOs love nothing more than to passively uproot the lives of people who have found a single shred of happiness. This is also dumb for all of the other reasons.
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