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Your Canadian Girlfriend

@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 3m
I'm not going to name names, but the last few Criterion Closet visitors have been grabbing titles like they're browsing Blockbuster. Pick videos that would shock your mother... like the time I had my mom unknowingly dupe a Richard Kern VHS tape. "Should I turn the TV off and let it finish dubbing?"
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 7m
towards the end of the 35mm era, there were so many articles about how projector bulbs were allowed to get too dim. You figure with such a prestigious screening, somebody would keep track of the light levels.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 10m
There's going to be a fictional show about the Cleveland Browns? Haven't we suffered enough with their game "highlights?" I'd watch, but only if Christopher Meloni has Chris Keller of Oz as the head coach.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 18m
Who knew these two would have such a massive impact on the future of faces
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 22m
they want us to imagine that somehow Jesse Helms never existed. White Right Conservatives been going hard to getting rid of the Civil Rights act since the first day it was proposed. Jesse won with an ad in 1990 swearing white men were losing jobs to minorities. youtu.be/KIyewCdXMzk?...
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 34m
colortinis.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 48m
really looks like something is about to spew forth in this pose.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 50m
@rememberingrik.bsky.social
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 52m
Barbara Thornhill, U.S. ambassador tasked with combating human trafficking by Trump Susan Dell, wife of Michael Dell from Dell computers. She was in the Oval office the other day.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
It's going to be all Narcocorridos.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
Daddy always saved his ass....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
these people really have no lives or taste.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
I like how Rutger plays him so you're not sure if he really exists.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
Banksy did it
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
are these his mutilizations....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
so much Caturday
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
did youtube TV just make a deal with the Canes channel?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
She abandoned it with her two term promise.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2h
It's Sammy Hagar's birthday. When I was at the college radio station, there was a warning that if you played "Dick In The Dirt" off VOA, you'd be yanked off the air. I can play it here.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NB3...
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Dick In The Dirt
YouTube video by Sammy Hagar - Topic
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2h
i should have become a plastic surgeon since you don't have to be that good anymore.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 6h
as a kid who grew up listening to a horror anthology on armed forces radio in West Germany, i'm still f'n traumatized by the episode about a guy being buried alive as a stunt gone bad. Audio can freak you out.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 6h
from the people who keep screaming "What is a Woman" comes...
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 6h
There is a 24/7 Price Is Right the Bob Barker years channel online. So worth putting on in the background.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance needs to be excommunicated for this crap.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 7h
it is rather thick on the tongue....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance is talking about a different kind of... Who are we fooling, Peter Thiel spent millions in Hulk Hogan's lawsuit that destroyed Gawker because he was upset at being outed by Gizmodo.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 7h
perfectly normal Tuesday....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 8h
better be an immediate bill banning the president or any elected official from starting their own crypto currency.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 8h
it airs on a Public radio station
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 8h
Eager to hear it. Have you heard Taffeta's radio show? this one is an hour long of music, stories and tales about the Circus? www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
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Late W/Taffeta V: Circus
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 9h
what is the lifespan of these cars?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 9h
and that's why my doctoral thesis was ruined....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 9h
over the last decade, I've had to come up with so many words to avoid words that Google would use to screw over my search results. Ever write about a World War II movie and it's just calling them "Germans". It's the new level of censorship
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 9h
Gen X needs to flee Florida now
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 9h
This Price Is Right is so old that the first number in a new car is a 2 and there's only 3 numbers after it.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 11h
Tinto Brass' Miranda out on Blu-ray in November insidepulse.com/2026/10/13/b...
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Blu-ray Review: Miranda – Inside Pulse
When Tinto Brass began as a filmmaker, his early movies had him seen as part of the new wave of Italian cinema. Who Works Is Lost screened at the Venice Film Fe
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
you do not ask someone to resign for her offenses. You have them arrested and make an example of them to anyone doing the same stuff at the White House.... except that would be everyone else.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
it's always them eager to attack Obama
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
The best way to fight Data Centers is to declare they create and distribute child smut.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
a pal the other day told me how people replied to a post he didn't make on his Facebook account. I guess this is a soft opening for Meta taking over your Facebook account.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
Podcasting is so much easier.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 15h
it's SI! Real World F up.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 15h
So the president now has power to declare people members of the Bar?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 18h
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 18h
Weirdos are accepted as long as they are psychotic weirdos. I can completely understand why John Carmack banned him from the Oculus research lab.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rams' Mevis looks like that guy in police drama who never gets a storyline, but walks by everyone's desks during the episode.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he was not right. But first lady Natalie will create an AI image to make him feel right.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Meta is running smut. Shut it down.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
An Attorney General partying with two men wanted by the Justice department and taking campaign money from them - that Attorney General should be arrested.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
he acts like he's Brando in the Godfather when he's more like Dom DeLuise in The Godson
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