teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024grandma just said “you know that city in Mexico, Chu Chin Chen?” and i said “do u mean Chihuahua” and she said ya that’s the one 091
Reposted by terynscha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 25/12/2024"myrrh? i hardly nyrrh" teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social 4589
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024just found out Lindsey Graham is a US Senator and not an up-and-coming young female pop star 181
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024everyone looking for the UnitedHealthcare CEOs assassin… have you considered that maybe he just doesn’t want to be found ? 1131
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024there’s something about nazis that just doesn’t sit right with me 3424
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024republicans are definitely telling their kids they got presents from Trump this christmas 0130
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024what’s that shit called when a dead body gets all stiff. like rick and morty or something 0112
Reposted by terynJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 24/11/2024[eyeball dangling from socket] Haha I think it’s just allergies 231233228
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024accidentally fired a flare gun into the living room ceiling im such a libra 0112
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024(horny voice) ohhh so it's a decentralized digital currency that operates free of oversight from a central authority where all transactions are public and transferred on a peer to peer network? 0130
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024starting sobbing because the lady in the wendy’s drive thru asked me how i’m doing 090
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024don’t invite me to your nephew’s bar mitzvah if you don’t want to see me drink 10 beers 050
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024my mom asked my brother how he knows his new pet scorpion is a male and he said "because I named him Tim" 0160
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024not having drafts is gonna get me put on a terrorist watchlist 0312
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social · 06/07/2023touching grass is not enough i need the grass to kill me 0255
Reposted by terynpot rat @mayorwheat.bsky.social · 01/07/2023elon musk can't stop me from eating a hot dog and drinking a double vodka redbull 151
