Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 4hthey call it manslaughter but isn't women's laughter just as important? 010
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 6hElon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes. 3661193
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17h 2375109
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hoh, thus why cats do such big yawns. it makes perfect sense. 021
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hno, I really don't owe people an explanation of my humanity, actually. that's something you're supposed to already be capable of, to be in society, so that's on you to fix it. 020
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hidk about you, but being confronted with someone who doesn't think I should live kinda kills my appetite, and I really don't see why I should perform for their entertainment. 141
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hit lays them on me with the most completely controlled affect, too. gives absolutely zero indication that it's even aware that it's making a pun. 000
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hlove to have people in my life who can inflict strategic-grade nuclear puns on me with a completely deadpan expression. gods do I love that gremlin. 110
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hgambling with fate a bit here that my audience is strange enough to see what I did there. 010
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hverbing words weirds language; verbing yourself lets you weird yourself. 120
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 6hif it weren't for the name being obviously fake - Scheissheimer would've thrown me lol - this is remarkably similar to the antics that pilots did get up to in WW1. 000
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 8hif they didnae want people tae fuck th' sheep, then they shouldnae given the sheep bedroom eyes thespinoff.co.nz/business/03-...thespinoff.co.nzKiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot | The SpinoffNew Zealand's home for independent journalism, illuminating perspectives and good times. 020
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 9hpersonally I encourage treating more attributes as verbs. it's pretty empowering. 1112
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielErica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There are numerous elevators 441284227
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026actually in retrospect charging him with fraud for being insufficiently irradiated might do the trick of getting his ass discredited. 0140
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026unfortunately, after a hundred years, there may be too little radiation in there to rid us of this cancerous tumor. 290
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielFunranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A dipshit being a dipshit is a “water is wet” story. Radiation is what makes it fear inspiring clickbait. 1362
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026welp, I just found out why this is pertinent and I absolutely fucking concur. 020
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just when you thought “smile you’ll look prettier” couldn’t get worse… 541959
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026pretty immune to worrying about being dismissed in turn because they already do that to trans people. 030
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026"you voted for trump" should be a societal signal of dismissal of that person, their body of work, and any of their priorities from discussion. 191
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026personally I think the reason why higher taxes on the rich create the conditions for a thriving economy is blindingly fucking obvious, but I have a lot of unpopular opinions. 030
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026the fun part about my presentations is that they fall completely out of my head the second I get off stage and when people ask about them later I basically have to reverse-engineer my slide decks to figure out what happened. 010
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026past-me wrote "Consent and boundaries are a negotiation between people who have choices" in this presentation, and I like how she worded that. 120
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielMARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026❣️ transition is an action, like a verb make of that what you will 0111
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026it definitely is, but also you kinda look like an 80s lesbian in that photo 140
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026lol "no one elected" someone in a role whose election was covered world-wide for days. my gods we need a better class of troll in the world. 010
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026one of the beautiful aspects of twitter is that any asshole could find their day in the sun with a suitably deranged reply to a prominent public figure. I see that x has maintained this feature, but the variety of asshole is a lot less interesting. 220
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026tbh I might smile, but I'm not likely to say hi because I am nowhere near as put-together and composed. also I can't dance for shit. 110
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026realizing that the only preso I have available for this job application that asks for recent presentations is one that I gave that was extremely hostile to ai shit. welp, it's not like I don't own every word of it, so if that counts against me I won't be able to stomach working there anyway. 120
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026"the shitty part is that they think we're ontologically evil for being trans. And I mean sure, I'm ontologically evil, but for other reasons than that." 000
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026I have a short-handled assegai that lives with the walking sticks next to the coatrack, but that's because that coatrack lives in a kinda niche that has a corner where you can lean those things 010
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026the problem with polearms is figuring out where to keep 'em. they don't fit so great on a hatrack. 110
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026the nice part is that having a fresh brain means being able to blow thru the inbox and the back tabs and clear up a bunch of State to make room for being able to think straight tomorrow. 140
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 04/10/2026my one partner's aunt complimented me on my 'perfect' eyebrows the other night and I was very pleased 010
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielSomeone, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes yes yes this is what I’m talking about love you switches!! (Repost with Alt text) 1621469
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026everything happens so much these days, as the saying goes. I've been taking a couple days Very Offline to try to resynch with my head 150
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026men will get into a position of power and implement automation to harass the entire userbase rather than going to therapy^W^W^W learning how to use a fucking mute button 0160
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026.....wait, he didn't comprehend that he doesn't have to read or listen to every single thing that shows up in his feed? what the actual fuck. 1161
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise. 52785837
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026how can you find a body mod artist in a Castro bar? you look for their piercing gaze 030
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026when does a joke become a dad joke? when the punchline becomes apparent 2132
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielLeaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person. 14706189
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 03/10/2026...ok but a 'swordbreaker' situation on the back of the blade might.....I'm just reinventing the halberd aren't I 000
Molotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 02/10/2026if you find any promising ones, can you @ me with 'em? I am finding myself in specific need of that knowledge lately. 120
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026odd request, but do any of my followers have any good foundational neurochemistry textbook recommendations? i generally find myself coming at the subject from oblique angles and wonder if the narrative of a textbook might be a better backbone. not sure if i'd need to deeper fill its prereq though. 1414914
Reposted by Molotov🏳️⚧️CockatielMaddy "Boo!" Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026they're torturing digital human beings in the new advanced simulation called "Mortal Kombat" for the "Sega Genesis" 1227