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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Barcelona shunning spending €30m on Rashford in favour of spending €80m on Gordon looks like a deal so bad Trump’s going to ask them to negotiate with Iran #WorldCup

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A very happy Sussex Day to you all from the finest county in the land. We wunt be druv.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Everyone on X and elsewhere who called for a violent response should be charged with incitement. Everyone involved in the pogrom should be locked up with exemplary sentences. Govt should make it clear that will be the response in future anywhere else. Enough.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Ollie Ollie Ollie Ollie Robinson!

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Never forgive, never forget. Hope you stay down forever you cheating Middlesbrough twats. Love from #BHAFC.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

So we have an unpopular president meddling in Iran and staging his own assassination attempts. We're living in the 1980s sitcom "Whoops Apocalypse".

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Other than the 1983 Cup final, this might be the game where the most people have wanted Brighton to win ever. Guaranteed to lose it. #bhafc

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Honestly, that was the worst #ComicRelief show I can remember. Balance all wrong with too many appeal films, with nowhere near enough actual comedy stuff. Very little chemistry between the hosts. Felt thrown together. Very poor.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

One of the all time worst refereeing displays we've seen, and we've endured some corkers #bhafc

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Can we stop comparing *any* UK leaders with Churchill please? Thatcher wasn’t Churchill, Boris bloody Johnson wasn’t Churchill, and Keir Starmer wasn’t Churchill. Even Churchill wasn’t the Churchill everyone imagines. Just shut up about Churchill.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Right wing grifters and influencers: “Ugh, Sadiq Khan has turned London into a war zone, I’m moving to Dubai.”

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Sussex now higher in the Winter Olympics medal table than Canada

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

There’s only one man we need for the rest of the season if we bin of Hurzeler. Chris Hughton. Defensively sound, fan favourite, would command respect from the players and wouldn’t tolerate poor training. Plus he’s unemployed. #BHAFC

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

“I walked down the middle of the street and felt perfectly safe” OF COURSE YOU DID, YOU’RE THE f***ing PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THERE IS LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE EMPLOYED SPECIFICALLY TO STOP YOU DYING YOU DIPSHIT

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Fuck OFF is that a penalty. Diving twat. #bhafc

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Karma for cheating in the cup final last year. Enjoy that karma, twats.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

As a Brit, I find it disappointing that the Grinch has replaced Ebenezer Scrooge as the "anti-Christmas" character.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Late stage capitalism movie pitch; “A Corporate Christmas Carol” sees Bob Cratchitt visited by three ghosts to help him mend his ways and not ask his boss for Christmas off work again

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Ultimately, this iteration of the England cricket team is just very, very hard to like. They’re arrogant, lazy, stubborn and appear to be in it for a bit of a jolly rather than actually doing what they’re paid a lot of money to do. Namely, play cricket. #Ashes

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Crawley out twice on day 1 of the series? #Ashes

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Ah, there it is. The horror. The horror.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Astonishing to think after all the build up we're but a few hours from waking up to find England 113-7. #Ashes

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Given the state of our weather in recent years, plus the retail landscape we all live in, these days (unlike C. S. Lewis warned) it’s always Christmas but never winter

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Another abject humiliation for the North Group #T20FinalsDay #VitalityBlast

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

King sure loves a dive, doesn't he? #bhafc

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Why must they keep doing it to us? Why? Please just have some mercy for once. #ENGvIND

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

If Liam Dawson is one of the best performers in county cricket then no wonder England don’t bother using it as a measure of ability #ENGvIND

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

And Dawson burns the last review, shambles of a selection #ENGvIND

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Liam Dawson is quite powderpuff isn't he? You can see why he hasn't broken into the test team before. #ENGvIND

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Not a bad few minutes to be watching both the cricket and the rugby… #ENGvIND #Lions

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Strong chance Root puts his foot down here as he's always hated being at 3 #ENGvIND

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Chris Ward @yorker129-7.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Should have spent more of that nice rest time practicing your batting, Risabh #ENGvIND

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