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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 23h

They have a HOLOGRAM suspended in a diamond shaped frame talking you through security at DCA. What the helliante.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 23h

Absolutely frying me. 😂😂😂

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Thai Square crispy duck and beef drunken noodles will hit every. single. time. 18 years later and it’s still perfect.

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Both boys’ teams are undefeated and going to their respective championships next weekend! 🏀

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“BUT WHY WOULD A MAN BE THERE??”

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Omg we were having drinks in the hotel lobby here and these folks were watching the game and absolutely SCREAMING at the TV

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had a prime rib french dip and lemon orzo soup for dinner which is a really weird combo but it’s rainy.

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Everyone at the wedding last night 😂😂😂😂

Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Goddamit this McDonald’s Diet Coke is CRISPY. 🤌🤌🤌

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Safe travels babies!!

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OR we go for dramatic wide legged pleated slack cinched with a wide belt with an interesting metal buckle. Sleeveless drapey top tucked in - maybe with a mock or a color pop short scarf wrapped around the neck. Cropped tweedy blazer draped over the shoulder. Slick back bun or sleek blow out.

Either we go full black pencil skirt and black turtleneck with an effortless cropped blazer draped over your shoulder, stilettos, slick back, chunky stud.

I am swollen like the Michelin Man.

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Back at our favorite restaurant in the city and everything was as perfect as it ever was and the staff couldn’t believe we were coming in after so many years.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Reskeeeet (but also squee)

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Thanks for letting me squat in your driveway @elenah.bsky.social !! 🫶

Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am delirious, but here. Had Kabob Palace for breakfast, saw my college roommate, and am now getting mani pedis before our room opens.

Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I barely got done packing on time, but we have successfully transferred Dem Chirren and now I’m off to see my bbs.

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Men, with very few exceptions, do not *actually* take women seriously.

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I hope there’s a klassy cake

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I am going to put him in my hoodie and wear him like a baby

I want to sit at the dog picture centerpiece table

Hear me out, get Dollar Tree frames and put pics of the dog in them and intersperse them with floral arrangements so I can steal them.

If a 10:30 AM hotdog at Costco is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

Lol Costco gas is $6.39

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I’m currently in a hibernation period as far as work is concerned and like after I pitched a fit that was the shit show that was end of session this year, everyone is like nobody talk to her and put her back on the charger.

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I guess it’s the benefit of being a senior attorney that they know will get the job done come hell or high water, but my nervous system is like you know you’re old right?

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But when it’s not busy they’re just like shhhh, she’s hibernating, do not disturb.

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