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Ylva

@ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which one of you bastards is putting porn on my Popular With Friends tab
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
100% Americanized like a true-blooded Cajun.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Back bitches.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tart drinks are like spicy water
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🎃🎃SCOOPS🎃🎃 @sundogscoops.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)
    browser.ml.enable
    browser.ml.chat.enabled
    browser.ml.chat.menu
    browser.ml.chat.page
    browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
    browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
    browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
    browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
    extensions.ml.enabled
    browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate
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Atelier『Fleur』 @tsurupettanko.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/11/2025
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for  women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Please help my sister. Any little bit helps.
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Foxi D'elegance @foxidelegance.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
My babygirl just made a kofi. I'm going to be pushing it so I can help her get into a better home situation. Please go show her some love. The more we can raise the higher chance that we will be able to be with eachother. I just want her to be safe so every little bit helps ko-fi.com/fennelrosesp...
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Support FennelRoseSpyce
Support FennelRoseSpyce
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.
This picture is from about 5 minutes after being hit. A visible bruise is forming on my right cheekbone and by my right eye.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My gender is whatever the fuck this is
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I think I’m bisexual again but I’m gonna keep the flag because it’s funny
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
She got me that Shein engagement ring and that bitch gave me led poisoning
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I traded bisexual for bipolar
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Samantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 26/09/2025
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CarrotBone @carrotbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Not a 100% on these designs yet but I just needed to colour this and I just have so many ideas for this AU 🥲 so stay tuned? #polytrix #kpdh #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 16/09/2025
DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.
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Mona⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @monawys.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
September 2025 BDS movement just updated the priority boycott targets Boycott these companies now for their complicity in Israel's occupation, apartheid and genocide against Palestinians.
September 2025


BDS movement just updated the priority boycott targets

Boycott these companies now for their complicity in Israel's occupation, apartheid and genocide against Palestinians.

Priority boycott targets of the BDS movement:
Chevron
Carrefour
XBOX
intel)
CALTEX
AXA
DELL
TEXACO
Reebok
Disnep +
© sodastream
teva
RE/MAX
Pressure targets of the
BDS movement:
Organic boycotts supported by the BDS movement:
Microsoft
Coca-Cola
Google amazon
7 Expedia SIEMENS
airbnb Booking.com
1|0.1/1.
PAPA JOHNS
KING
Domino's
ZARA WiX
CISCO
BDS
September 2025
@hiddenpalestine
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11/09/2025
The evil that men do lives after them
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ACLU @aclu.org · 09/09/2025
Yesterday's Supreme Court decision endangers our communities and subjects people to immigration stops simply because of the color of their skin, occupation, or the language they speak. This fight isn't over. Our right to live free from racial profiling is fundamental.
Black graphic with a quote in white text: "We should not have to live in a country where the government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job. Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent." In red text, the quote is attributed to Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Dissenting in Noem v. Perdomo
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It’s weird being able to identify what’s wrong with me at the moment like “oh I’m in a manic/depressive episode” but it’s nice at least knowing why I feel the way I do.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Please god NationStates let me crash my retail industry
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The administration plans to attack public festivities in Chicago around Mexican Independence Day (which may include this weekend's parade in Pilsen or related activities) because they want to attack folks in settings where people will try to protect and hold onto community members.
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BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Goddamnit he’s still alive
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I feel like the Dark Urge before he does the stanky leg on Alfira and I’m also Alfira
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Kepler💚🩵🤍💙💜 @stars-on-paper.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Trans Rumi comic bc i love her so much and people liked it a lot on tiktok <3 1/3 #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #polytrix
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Chocolate milkshake to stop the funny panic shake
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It’s painfully obvious that Newsom is the DNC’s new choice for 2028. He will win the primary. And no matter whether he wins or loses the trans community will be made the scapegoat. If he loses, they’ll say it’s our fault. If he wins, they’ll say it was in spite of us.
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JUCIFER🗑 @jucifer.blacksky.app · 23/08/2025
this had pre-blocked her for me, in case others want to use it🖤
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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i will never vote for gavin newsom
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Holy fuckg Southern style sweet tea and jalapeño sausage cheese bread Guh I’m so happy
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 21/08/2025
It's my absolute pleasure to announce my anime debut!! You can hear me as Tamami Miyazawa in Chuhai Lips: Canned Flavor of Married Women Episode 5! Thank you so much to @ascendentanimation.bsky.social for bringing me in, I had the most amazing time recording this ❤️
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Y'know, I stand with Palestinians because it's right, but it's not for nothing that every single "Gender critical" ideologue also seems to be a committed Zionist, the same people loathe and dehumanise us both, and in that the Palestinian people have my solidarity.
Melanie Phillips

The left is eating itself in a trans culture warMelanie Phillips

If you support the Palestinian cause in any form, you're facilitating Jew hate

The governments of Canada, the UK and Australia have been some of the worst offenders
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17/08/2025
I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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R k r n (Shiva) @rkrn.me · 15/08/2025
Some browsers (like Brave) have built in clean link copying 👀👀👀👀
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Sorry bud you fell asleep in your own car so now you’re getting sent off to the concentration camps to die.
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I saw buuyn at work today
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Not to mention, sprawl creates fascists. Who’s more likely to be aggrieved and vengeful? The guy who walks to the store and has a drink at the bar and chats with people, or the guy who sits in traffic all day and views other people as obstacles in his way?
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Ylva @ylvathevalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Not to self-diagnose but something is wrong
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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.
The farmer bought plane tickets for Kleinhaus and his family to South Dakota and supplied them with a fully furnished house.

Kleinhaus said: “The biggest challenge is here you work, hey. There’s no kitchen lady you call to sweep the house, or clean the house, or stuff like that. You do the work yourself.”
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Jason Guthartz @restructures.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You didn't. You're not. You should. "UI Health suspends gender-affirming surgeries for patients under 19" chicago.suntimes.com/health/2025/... "The system is governed by a board consisting of @govpritzker.illinois.gov, 9 trustees appointed by the governor..." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers...
chicago.suntimes.com
UI Health suspends gender-affirming surgeries for patients under 19
UI Health is the fourth major hospital in Chicago to scale back trans health care for young people amid threats to federal funding.
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