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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/09/2026
does it come with fortune cookies
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 15/09/2026
Higurashi question arcs is spiritually the same as Twin Peaks.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/09/2026
send this to your manager with the caption "us" fxtwitter.com/tryramp/status/209882…
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Agentic Flynance. We trained a simulated fruit fly brain to review expenses by changing just 4,184 weights. A vision model reads the receipt, then the fly decides whether to approve it. Give it a fly 🪰 https://t.co/7we3pKIoPO
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 07/09/2026
people who larp as programmers will seriously show you a gif of a pelican and argue that coding is dead
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 07/09/2026
Our culture is so dead that we can't even come up with new slurs anymore. They just re-release the r-slur every 4 years and y'all just gobble that shit up.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 03/09/2026
okay this has to be said: treating the openclaw guy like a serious founder is white man dei
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 31/08/2026
Move over Hemingway
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 17/08/2026
If I have to call to update my privacy preferences, then I am going to call to cancel my account.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 15/08/2026
10 year milestone award next to Radar mascot
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/08/2026
show idea: world's best salesmen versus world's most autistic customer
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 03/08/2026
left some mushroom in the fridge for too long and I see some mold growing on it which is wild because it's like seeing lettuce grow on your tomatoes send tweet
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 30/07/2026
holy shit I'm listening to an ultra liberal NPR economics podcast and they're unironically debating that okay maybe Trump is openly corrupt but also maybe corruption is actually good sometimes because look at China's growth under corruption
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/07/2026
Dario's entire argument against open models hinges on the fact that CCP bad USA good. Which I'm sorry is just a hilarious argument to make in 2026. Why not ask school children in Iran who they trust more with frontier AI? Or ICE protestors?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/07/2026
also where is my opposition party dawg
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/07/2026
can someone who understands democracy tell me why it's legal for one dead senator to be succeeded by his unelected sister and another dead senator to have his death announcement postponed until after the special election period?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 12/07/2026
On the night of Watanagashi, one Republican senator disappears and one Republican senator dies of the curse.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 12/07/2026
Joe Biden outliving his opps just out of spite.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/05/2026
chance for irony to do something hilarious
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/05/2026
Just woke up in a daze from a nightmare/terrible vision. It's a new city built in the barren lands west of Texas. It's called 109, Texas. It is Las Vegas Strip merged into Houston Chinatown. Large parking lots. Boring large bland strip malls hosting oriental themed gaming parlors
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/05/2026
It's such a cliché to have a main character die during another character's wedding.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026
I accidentally used Bing to search "claude code" and the first four result are sponsored competitors. Here's how far I had to go down the page to get to the correct result. Absolutely unusable garbage.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026
Update: they changed their branding to say "Made with American Values". No lies detected.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026
People were skeptical that the Trump Phone would be Made in America. But it's expensive, poor quality, late to the market, and oops they leaked all your personal data. So I believe them.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/05/2026
Java was a direct inspiration for JavaScript and Verilog, two of the most illegible languages that also end up powering all of our infrastructure. An insane run tbh.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/05/2026
It's quite amazing how hard Microsoft fumbled AI. Microsoft, who makes most of their money in B2B, tried shoving broken slop into all their consumer products, causing huge anti-ai backlash. Meanwhile, Anthropic is taking most of the share in enterprise and government use.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 12/05/2026
claude code is just democratized autism
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/05/2026
can someone who's good at history tell me what happened to marie antoinette
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 09/05/2026
after all the discourse about chinese people eating pangolins, can we talk about the weird shit white people get into that's gonna kill us all?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 06/05/2026
Founders with technical skills are usually bad at business but founders with business skills are usually really bad at business.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/04/2026
for an administration who ran on the right to deadname, they sure are obsessed with changing names
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/04/2026
If it was a hoax, it's gonna come out by the end of the month. This administration is too dumb to do a conspiracy.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/04/2026
Nothing prepared me for the ending
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/04/2026
my French faucet: Chaud and Froid my dumb American brain: ah Chill and Freeze
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/04/2026
it's funny that for a brief moment grok was neck to neck on all these ai benchmarks and then elon forced it to read his tweets and it's now dumb as a rock
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 14/04/2026
this is woke truck nuts fxtwitter.com/nexta_tv/status/20441…
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026
lmao
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026
Concerning that it says "October 2023" and I got phishing email January 2022. They likely got breached multiple times and it was likely a really dumb hole if I have to guess based on my experience with their security.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026
OMG I was RIGHT! Comcast/Xfinity did get breached because I got phishing email on a Hide My Email that only Comcast knows about back in 2022. Only now are they disclosing it (except not really they're denying it and it's a lawsuit settlement).
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 11/04/2026
I'm sorry y'all taking egohot's opinions seriously is hilarious because bro tried to throw covid into ida pro to develop a vaccine.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026
sure but how many jassm missiles do they have
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026
Prediction: future software engineers will be judged on who can write the least amount of code to accomplish a task. Code maintenance will become a competitive advantage.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026
It's their culture that's the issue. All they ever imagine is death and destruction. Why aren't good Christians denouncing their leader and calling for regime change?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 05/04/2026
Both Microsoft and Apple have made cameos in this mission for, uh, vastly different reasons.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 01/04/2026
Remember in 2020 we all collectively decided that we're not in the mood for stupid April fool's gags? That was the only good thing that happened during the Covid lockdowns.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 26/03/2026
well teeechnically 89% still has one nine
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
Update: @Hacker0x01 replied to my email and I have my response inline. I hope this is the last I will hear about this because frankly I do not have the time or energy to care any more about this than what I have already done.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
it's so bad for microsoft that they are quite literally paying you to get an xbone
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/03/2026
You don't even have to crack H&R Block lol. There's no license checks, the whole software is unobfuscated, symbolicated C# code. Which is great because it don't work on ARM64 and I had to patch it to use the software I paid for. It's basically open source software with extra steps.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/03/2026
Lmao @Hacker0x01 told me the backdoor was known "through internal security assessments" and they're "closing this report as out of scope". But now are pissed I disclosed it. Nobody should use this joke of a platform who put the interests of companies over that of users.
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