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Yifan @yifan.lu · 04/10/2026
they're calling it the least kosher drink you can make
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/09/2026
does it come with fortune cookies
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 31/08/2026
Move over Hemingway
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 17/08/2026
If I have to call to update my privacy preferences, then I am going to call to cancel my account.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 15/08/2026
10 year milestone award next to Radar mascot
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/05/2026
chance for irony to do something hilarious
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026
I accidentally used Bing to search "claude code" and the first four result are sponsored competitors. Here's how far I had to go down the page to get to the correct result. Absolutely unusable garbage.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/05/2026
can someone who's good at history tell me what happened to marie antoinette
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 09/05/2026
after all the discourse about chinese people eating pangolins, can we talk about the weird shit white people get into that's gonna kill us all?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/04/2026
Nothing prepared me for the ending
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026
lmao
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026
OMG I was RIGHT! Comcast/Xfinity did get breached because I got phishing email on a Hide My Email that only Comcast knows about back in 2022. Only now are they disclosing it (except not really they're denying it and it's a lawsuit settlement).
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026
sure but how many jassm missiles do they have
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 05/04/2026
Both Microsoft and Apple have made cameos in this mission for, uh, vastly different reasons.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 26/03/2026
well teeechnically 89% still has one nine
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
🫠
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
Update: @Hacker0x01 replied to my email and I have my response inline. I hope this is the last I will hear about this because frankly I do not have the time or energy to care any more about this than what I have already done.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026
it's so bad for microsoft that they are quite literally paying you to get an xbone
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/03/2026
Lmao @Hacker0x01 told me the backdoor was known "through internal security assessments" and they're "closing this report as out of scope". But now are pissed I disclosed it. Nobody should use this joke of a platform who put the interests of companies over that of users.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/02/2026
They can either tell the DoD to fuck off and show that their company values are more than words to court investors or they can bend the knee to a regime that breaks laws and abuses human rights which means our moral imperative is to ensure these companies fail.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 22/02/2026
I just didn't expect AGI to be a Chinese grandmother
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 17/01/2026
A turbo button would have been more useful.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 22/12/2025
Man has only one move and that's putting his fuck ass name on buildings.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 05/12/2025
how come when I get a participation ribbon for failing to play soccer nobody wrote a press release
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 22/11/2025
I painted my favorite horse.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 01/11/2025
Prop 50 is emblematic of why everyone hates dems. It redistricts the state, overriding the non-partisan board the state previously established, to gain more dem seats. Then they add this performative BS and think voters are too stupid to see the hypocrisy.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/09/2025
Issac Newton was the original annoying jailbreak community poster.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/08/2025
Look if we're going to fall fascism, I'd rather the gestapo be cleaning up parks and not rounding up undesirables and throwing them into camps.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 26/08/2025
I always thought the communist revolution would be brought about by awaking the masses. Turns out it can also be brought about by a fascist trying to distract from pedo allegations.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 26/08/2025
ngl this is actually based and was the original name of the department. but our leaders didn't like the optics of continuing to increase spending for "war" during peacetime. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Stat…
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/08/2025
kitasan black and satono diamond energy
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 16/08/2025
"strongly worded letter" is to democrats as "thoughts and prayers" are to republicans
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 15/08/2025
We're about to witness a market crash of unimaginable scale.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 15/08/2025
This would be the end of Meta if the USA wasn't literally run by a pedo.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 14/08/2025
Haven't driven an ICE for a while and I struggled to open the fuel flap at the gas station for this rental. Had to open up the owners manual and find a YouTube video before seeing in the comments you're supposed to press down on the flap on some models apparently. (Undocumented)
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/07/2025
I wrote the Hulu app on Xbox 360. I was an intern and they wanted someone to update the code to use the new backend. Simple enough for intern project. The code was written by contractors on a tight deadline and was complete spaghetti. I ended up deleting everything except the GUI
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 22/07/2025
how old were you when you realized special week loves silent suzuka so much because she is tall, has orange hair, and green ear caps?
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/07/2025
Every grocery chain generic brand is also a race horse name.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/07/2025
pov at the special week challenge
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/07/2025
how presumptuous of this parking app I've begrudgingly used once to assume I've kept up with their updates and the need to email me about it
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/07/2025
What I don't find surprising is the worldwide conspiracy of pedos amongst the elites. What I do find surprising is how gay they are for underage women.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 11/07/2025
"every damn time" with these oligarchs
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 04/07/2025
no way I just got political spam from the social security administration
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/06/2025
Strike first then ask nicely is a bold strat
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/06/2025
What a surprise things aren't 50.1/49.9 when the choice isn't red rapist vs blue rapist.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 06/06/2025
for a man whose entire claim to fame is investing money, he sure is great at squandering investments
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 01/06/2025
we're at endgame oreo technology
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 29/05/2025
Every time I visit China I find more things I wish was available in the US and less things I used to think wasn't available in China.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 29/05/2025
Remember this when the dems lose the next election.
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Yifan @yifan.lu · 04/05/2025
referencing star wars makes you and all your followers gay and soy im sorry I don't make the rules
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