Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/09/2026send this to your manager with the caption "us" fxtwitter.com/tryramp/status/209882…fxtwitter.comRamp (@tryramp) on XAgentic Flynance. We trained a simulated fruit fly brain to review expenses by changing just 4,184 weights. A vision model reads the receipt, then the fly decides whether to approve it. Give it a fly 🪰 https://t.co/7we3pKIoPO 001
Yifan @yifan.lu · 07/09/2026people who larp as programmers will seriously show you a gif of a pelican and argue that coding is dead 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 07/09/2026Our culture is so dead that we can't even come up with new slurs anymore. They just re-release the r-slur every 4 years and y'all just gobble that shit up. 001
Yifan @yifan.lu · 03/09/2026okay this has to be said: treating the openclaw guy like a serious founder is white man dei 081
Yifan @yifan.lu · 17/08/2026If I have to call to update my privacy preferences, then I am going to call to cancel my account. 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/08/2026show idea: world's best salesmen versus world's most autistic customer 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 03/08/2026left some mushroom in the fridge for too long and I see some mold growing on it which is wild because it's like seeing lettuce grow on your tomatoes send tweet 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 30/07/2026holy shit I'm listening to an ultra liberal NPR economics podcast and they're unironically debating that okay maybe Trump is openly corrupt but also maybe corruption is actually good sometimes because look at China's growth under corruption 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/07/2026Dario's entire argument against open models hinges on the fact that CCP bad USA good. Which I'm sorry is just a hilarious argument to make in 2026. Why not ask school children in Iran who they trust more with frontier AI? Or ICE protestors? 001
Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/07/2026can someone who understands democracy tell me why it's legal for one dead senator to be succeeded by his unelected sister and another dead senator to have his death announcement postponed until after the special election period? 2225064
Yifan @yifan.lu · 12/07/2026On the night of Watanagashi, one Republican senator disappears and one Republican senator dies of the curse. 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/05/2026Just woke up in a daze from a nightmare/terrible vision. It's a new city built in the barren lands west of Texas. It's called 109, Texas. It is Las Vegas Strip merged into Houston Chinatown. Large parking lots. Boring large bland strip malls hosting oriental themed gaming parlors 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 24/05/2026It's such a cliché to have a main character die during another character's wedding. 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026I accidentally used Bing to search "claude code" and the first four result are sponsored competitors. Here's how far I had to go down the page to get to the correct result. Absolutely unusable garbage. 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 21/05/2026People were skeptical that the Trump Phone would be Made in America. But it's expensive, poor quality, late to the market, and oops they leaked all your personal data. So I believe them. 100
Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/05/2026Java was a direct inspiration for JavaScript and Verilog, two of the most illegible languages that also end up powering all of our infrastructure. An insane run tbh. 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/05/2026It's quite amazing how hard Microsoft fumbled AI. Microsoft, who makes most of their money in B2B, tried shoving broken slop into all their consumer products, causing huge anti-ai backlash. Meanwhile, Anthropic is taking most of the share in enterprise and government use. 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/05/2026can someone who's good at history tell me what happened to marie antoinette 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 09/05/2026after all the discourse about chinese people eating pangolins, can we talk about the weird shit white people get into that's gonna kill us all? 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 06/05/2026Founders with technical skills are usually bad at business but founders with business skills are usually really bad at business. 031
Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/04/2026for an administration who ran on the right to deadname, they sure are obsessed with changing names 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 27/04/2026If it was a hoax, it's gonna come out by the end of the month. This administration is too dumb to do a conspiracy. 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/04/2026my French faucet: Chaud and Froid my dumb American brain: ah Chill and Freeze 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 18/04/2026it's funny that for a brief moment grok was neck to neck on all these ai benchmarks and then elon forced it to read his tweets and it's now dumb as a rock 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 13/04/2026OMG I was RIGHT! Comcast/Xfinity did get breached because I got phishing email on a Hide My Email that only Comcast knows about back in 2022. Only now are they disclosing it (except not really they're denying it and it's a lawsuit settlement). 131
Yifan @yifan.lu · 11/04/2026I'm sorry y'all taking egohot's opinions seriously is hilarious because bro tried to throw covid into ida pro to develop a vaccine. 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026Prediction: future software engineers will be judged on who can write the least amount of code to accomplish a task. Code maintenance will become a competitive advantage. 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/04/2026It's their culture that's the issue. All they ever imagine is death and destruction. Why aren't good Christians denouncing their leader and calling for regime change? 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 05/04/2026Both Microsoft and Apple have made cameos in this mission for, uh, vastly different reasons. 000
Yifan @yifan.lu · 01/04/2026Remember in 2020 we all collectively decided that we're not in the mood for stupid April fool's gags? That was the only good thing that happened during the Covid lockdowns. 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 25/03/2026it's so bad for microsoft that they are quite literally paying you to get an xbone 110
Yifan @yifan.lu · 20/03/2026‼️H&R Block Business 2025 Backdoor‼️ I found a TLS backdoor in H&R Block software. They install a wildcard root CA (expiry 2049) into your trusted root certificate store and include the private key in the application DLL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5paxvYkz1QE hrbackdoor.yifanlu.comyoutube.com - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 151
Yifan @yifan.lu · 17/03/2026Don't get me wrong, I oppose war for moral reasons but also I oppose war for patriotic reasons. What do you mean we have the largest military in the world by far and we haven't won a war since the 1940s. Can we stop reminding people of that by starting new wars? 001
Yifan @yifan.lu · 14/03/2026Tell an AI agent to fish for you and you get fish for a day. Tell an AI agent to write a script to fish for you and you get fish for the rest of your life. 011
Yifan @yifan.lu · 10/03/2026I can't be the only one who mixes up the open source model with the weight loss drug. 110
Yifan @yifan.lu · 04/03/2026We really shouldn't have religious zealots in control of nuclear weapons. 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/02/2026OpenAI workers: you can join any company right now and probably get any pay package you want. You have no excuse not to leave. If you stay, it means you are morally aligned with your leadership. 020
Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/02/2026Two possibilities: 1. Sam Altman knew we were about to enter another useless war and decided the money was more important. 2. Sam Altman did not know we were about to enter another useless war and is a complete idiot. Either way he already demonstrated OpenAI cannot be trusted. 010
Yifan @yifan.lu · 28/02/2026None of these AI companies are good but now it's quite obvious which ones are evil. 000
