iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 8h

You’re getting castrated?! Oh you don’t mean that kind of fixed sorry sorry

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Picture number 6 with the horizontal stripes is super cute ngl

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This character is named ‘The Head’. *pauses for the audience to make its own jokes*

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I won’t be posting it for obvious reasons but I want you all to know I took an absolute all-timer dick pic last night.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s a guy nearby on ‘the apps’ and he’s objectively attractive from the neck down but he’s got what I can only describe as a face like an Art Attack bust.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My upstairs neighbours are moving out and judging from the noise they appear to be taking a novel approach by removing the furniture through my ceiling…

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In ‘things that sound euphemistic but actually aren’t’, I’ve just asked a colleague if she’s “dealing with a choking dog”. That’ll do, Friday.

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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this is how you get katy perry promoting anti abortion politicians. SHE will never have to worry about abortion access so she doesn't give a fuck. she wants a tesla and to pay less in property taxes.

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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

celebrities keep sharing these pro genAI takes (or accepting money to do gemini ads) because they're rich and insulted and surrounded by other rich and insulated people and not affected by any of the ethical issues if they're even aware of them at all so they don't give a shit. same shit every time.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Michele Lamy’s little piggy needs to go to rehab.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The next two (possibly four) weeks at work are going to put me in the loony bin. This is so unbelievably not worth it.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s about to be Blocktober up in here, Patrick…

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just tax the compute. Datacentre? Cool. Fund your own power generation and water reservoirs, and then pay tax for every computational act your datacentre does. And we'll use the tax income to offset societal and job damage. Overnight, AI becomes something AI giants are desperate to restrict.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love how all the Greater Manchester councils got together and agreed to wait until the kids had gone back to school and the weather to turn before they all started a shitload of roadworks. Really solid work everyone.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It only feels “radically progressive” because we’ve spent 40 years normalising radically regressive ideas. This was broadly how Britain worked from 1945–79, when average GDP growth was 2.6% a year — compared with 1.9% in the post-Thatcher years. It works www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

theguardian.com

Burnham gambles on radical progressive plan to help Britain ‘rise again’

PM accepts some of his plan could be difficult and admits he ‘may pay a political price’

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Americans coming out right away and saying the Fairford incident involved a foreign actor… aye, I’ve a couple of prime suspects in mind.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The absolute chokehold those Strapp Metal mesh bodysuits have on the queer clubbing community… #isurvivedhomobloc2026

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Post-Homobloc recovery continues. Having realised that I’ve barely eaten since Friday, I’ve just fried up a half head of cabbage and bacon and that was lunch. No regrets.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Off to see @bainser.bsky.social for the first time in months and I cannot fucking wait!

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Absolutely zero sympathy for the vain women botched by cheap bleph surgery abroad. The NHS should NOT be footing the bill for revision surgery and aftercare.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I need absolutely everybody to go out and buy the Pickled Hot Cauli n’ Roots from M&S. It’s possibly the greatest pickled item I’ve ever experienced.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Remember when we laughed when the Turkmen dictator changed the names of things like bread and Mondays? This is a classic cult of personality. It will never end until he does.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I heard of someone selling ‘used gym jock’ candles recently…

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tastebuds become less sensitive over time, but yes there is less added salt and sugar in processed foods nowadays.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Who is studying the correlation (causation?) between the rise in ADHD diagnoses and the rise in the use of handheld doom/dopamine hit machines

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Affiliate links and OF are how all these slurs can afford to travel so often…

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How does one become a vinegar sommelier

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

White wine vinegar is definitely sweeter than white/malt. The flavour is different (but then I’m a slut for vinegar).

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was gonna ask what you were up to that resulted in that, but I think I can guess….

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Dav. @maleo.uk · 20/09/2026

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sounds awful but Amazon. I get the Lube Life silicon based stuff and it’s about £15 for 250ml.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ooh it’s YEARS since I wandered around Smallbrook Queensway so I’d be interested to see what’s happening development-wise there. Still a tragedy that Snobs had to move, was an absolute institution.

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you mean to tell me that this community of women is in fact the same person? Also - she’s not Lady P if she’s not a pink Chanel suit. These are the facts.

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