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Luke 🏳️‍🌈

@yellowauraluke.bsky.social
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slut for vinegar // all my heroes are villans 🦁 📍 Manchester, UK

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I won’t be posting it for obvious reasons but I want you all to know I took an absolute all-timer dick pic last night.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a guy nearby on ‘the apps’ and he’s objectively attractive from the neck down but he’s got what I can only describe as a face like an Art Attack bust.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My upstairs neighbours are moving out and judging from the noise they appear to be taking a novel approach by removing the furniture through my ceiling…
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In ‘things that sound euphemistic but actually aren’t’, I’ve just asked a colleague if she’s “dealing with a choking dog”. That’ll do, Friday.
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is how you get katy perry promoting anti abortion politicians. SHE will never have to worry about abortion access so she doesn't give a fuck. she wants a tesla and to pay less in property taxes.
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
celebrities keep sharing these pro genAI takes (or accepting money to do gemini ads) because they're rich and insulted and surrounded by other rich and insulated people and not affected by any of the ethical issues if they're even aware of them at all so they don't give a shit. same shit every time.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michele Lamy’s little piggy needs to go to rehab.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The next two (possibly four) weeks at work are going to put me in the loony bin. This is so unbelievably not worth it.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just tax the compute. Datacentre? Cool. Fund your own power generation and water reservoirs, and then pay tax for every computational act your datacentre does. And we'll use the tax income to offset societal and job damage. Overnight, AI becomes something AI giants are desperate to restrict.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how all the Greater Manchester councils got together and agreed to wait until the kids had gone back to school and the weather to turn before they all started a shitload of roadworks. Really solid work everyone.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It only feels “radically progressive” because we’ve spent 40 years normalising radically regressive ideas. This was broadly how Britain worked from 1945–79, when average GDP growth was 2.6% a year — compared with 1.9% in the post-Thatcher years. It works www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Burnham gambles on radical progressive plan to help Britain ‘rise again’
PM accepts some of his plan could be difficult and admits he ‘may pay a political price’
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Americans coming out right away and saying the Fairford incident involved a foreign actor… aye, I’ve a couple of prime suspects in mind.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The absolute chokehold those Strapp Metal mesh bodysuits have on the queer clubbing community… #isurvivedhomobloc2026
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not too shabby.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post-Homobloc recovery continues. Having realised that I’ve barely eaten since Friday, I’ve just fried up a half head of cabbage and bacon and that was lunch. No regrets.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Off to see @bainser.bsky.social for the first time in months and I cannot fucking wait!
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely zero sympathy for the vain women botched by cheap bleph surgery abroad. The NHS should NOT be footing the bill for revision surgery and aftercare.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need absolutely everybody to go out and buy the Pickled Hot Cauli n’ Roots from M&S. It’s possibly the greatest pickled item I’ve ever experienced.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when we laughed when the Turkmen dictator changed the names of things like bread and Mondays? This is a classic cult of personality. It will never end until he does.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who is studying the correlation (causation?) between the rise in ADHD diagnoses and the rise in the use of handheld doom/dopamine hit machines
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How does one become a vinegar sommelier
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Dav. @maleo.uk · 20/09/2026
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok someone needs to yassify Lady Penelope and make her look 26 rather than 56, who has the skills?
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Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So much of the right these days have a massive patriotism problem. This guy: - is a tax exile (left long before this govt) - hates his own country while complaining he doesn’t get big enough subsidies from it - laments the manufacturing hit from a Brexit he supported www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God I love football.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just know a jar of pickled cauliflower hates to see me coming.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m sure Kid Rock could open for Ed Sheeran, right?
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Will be fascinating to learn if this is United fumbling another young career or JJ Gabriel’s family fucking it up before it’s even started.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie died! Gosh, what a loss. Somebody check on RuPaul.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am truly enthralled by this collection of absolute icons. #OnlyConnect
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rather enjoying this new gay bikini…
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Delta Quadrant vs Madanni is the feud I was not expecting…
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know nothing about wine. I thought Grüner Veltliner was a centre forward.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This was dinner and it was nom www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
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Pork and potato hash with oyster mushrooms recipe
This Macanese-style minchi contains a lot of different elements to make a showstopping meal that would suit a dinner party or family gathering.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This sweater is 1 of 1. #bespoke
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 6 98🔥 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 992
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok I like this one
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why are all these Swansea fans cosplaying as Palace supporters
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a massive Villa fan but I’m a gay bloke first and foremost and holy shit, Matty Cash? With this shaven head? He could absolutely sink it to the nuts.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m selling a set of 17” white Honda Type-R alloys on eBay, would appreciate any shares to help me flog ‘em. They’re cluttering up space in my flat. ebay.io/m/10XWH2
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4x white Honda 17-inch Type-R Alloy Wheels | eBay UK
Just removed from a used car that I’ve bought. In very good condition, couple of parking marks on a couple of them. Three of the four tyres have 6-7mm tread, the fourth needs replacing as at or below the legal limit. Priced for a quick sale as these are living in my bathroom and my other half wants them gone (fair enough). Collection from Didsbury.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very solid first episode of Drag Race UK. More please!
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That’s two 80 year olds in two days. I know who I’d like as the third.
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Frank/Paco @frankmartin10.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985. Dolly supported LGBTQ people for decades, going back to a time when few others dared"
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyone, meet Yvette.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Soft launch.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @yellowauraluke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Off to view a second-hand car. Does anyone know anything about the Honda CR-Z?
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I first saw Beautiful Thing in 1992 at the Bush Theatre. I was reviewing it for Capital Gay and it felt like a summer breeze - a play about young gay love where no one had AIDS and no one died. I loved it! It was Heartstopper for an earlier generation. Every generation needs a bit of queer joy.
Scott Neal (Ste), writer Jonathan Harvey and David Robson of Out at Clapham doing a Q&A after the 30th Anniversary screening of Beautiful Thing at Clapham Picturehouse.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
'maybe you should all just refute the race scientist' im so sick and tired of ideas that roundly failed in the marketplace of ideas being endlessly debated simply bcos liberals are too afraid to tell bigots to fuck off so terrified of causing a scene and upsetting gerald at their next dinner party
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