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alice lastnamé

@jdvalenzuela.bsky.social
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cybersecurity stuff, nail art, whiskey, white sox, brewers, women’s sports, dog rescue, marathoning chicago/milwaukee 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇵🇭

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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 53m
Actually, Angel Reese is one game away from doing something the Cowboys haven’t done in over 30 years: Play for a championship.
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 1h
idk if it was just cope but some *people* were suspicious of the excellent home record
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 1h
this definitely should qualm the cheating allegations lol
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 1h
yeah pretty much
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
just leave your little like and continue with your evening
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
if you correct me that it’s Saturday, I’m going to find you and beat you with a tire iron
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
yes i know this
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
anyway
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
the bartender just lit some palo santo, it’s so over
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
just need a blast a blast a blast and a blast and a blast now
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
that’s the boss’s decision! but i think Colson
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
ok he’s fine too
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
we are also mediocre but not boring!
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
calling my Lyft now, I should get there sometime tomorrow night!!!!
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
jealous?!?!
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
don’t wanna know how many rosaries Braden Montgomery is getting
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
the patron saint of Rome, athletes, and LGBTQ people…
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
except Sam tho he’s been preemptively forgiven
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 2h
the pope is in the process of creating personalized penances for every White Sox player
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
i love how every Cleveland hitter now looks absolutely mystified whenever someone on the Sox catches a routine fly. me too man
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
i’m so obsessed! he’s perfect
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
💕
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
thank YOU for all you do!
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
Me holding a Taco squeaky toy and Reggie the pittie puppy looking up intrigued
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
palate cleanser: this lil dude’s name is Reggie. he was found with burn injuries under a truck in a gas station and was rescued by the org i volunteer for. if you donated to my marathon fundraiser that $ went to Reggie’s vet care and recovery. thank you!!!!! 🫶🏼
Reggie, a black and white pit bull puppy with a donut cone around his neck
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
this would have been fine too
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
no one got mad at me for wanting Peralta over Castillo and i want to applaud all of you for acknowledging i was right
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 3h
I understand why the White Sox have had to use him like that, but that’s the third time in four games the Guardians have seen Grant Taylor, including four innings in game 1. Hard to succeed with that kind of exposure
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
correct
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
the three toddlers in a trenchcoat pitching strategy worked longer than it should have tbh
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
Yo uh so this sucks ass
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
really terrible time for Grant to not have it
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
don’t ask about the starters lol
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 3h
if this gif doesn’t get an Oscar nom for short film i am rioting
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
two-a spicy meatballs-a
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry sorry trying to delete
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
he can have mine in return
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
Sam gave his ass for this team
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
we are at the HBP portion of the Antonacci cycle
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
sammy PLS
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
need a few two tree runs pls
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
only if you do it in a Cartman voice
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so i have some books
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
i burned my Fetty Wap/Erick Fedde joke too early, like an abs challenge
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
he saw my post. you’re welcome
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
40mg of fluoxetine vs the Chicago white sox with the bases loaded
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 4h
levantaaaaa la pelota!
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 5h
White Sox. If for no other reason than @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social @chrystalok.bsky.social and @keelin12ft.bsky.social would drag me out to the alley and kick the sh t outta me. @ruthkapelus.bsky.social would be there, too, but she’d just be very disappointed in me
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 7h
NLCS schedule starts Sunday in Milwaukee: Game 1 5pm PT Game 2 2pm Game 3 5pm Game 4 6pm Game 5 6pm Game 6 5pm Game 7 5pm
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