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Iarann O'Rourke

@yarann.bsky.social
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Writer of fantasy, horror, and science fiction. Escaped cybersecurity engineer. Nomad. Semipro voidshouter (they/any)

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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
sometimes you need just enough Dunning-Kruger to get up in the morning
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sunyi @sunyidean.com · 17/07/2024
nothing goes viral on bsky so I can say that safely
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Watch out, necromancer, palm cockatoos have already mastered Dead Beat necromancy www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvze...
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These palm cockatoos have rhythm | Australia Remastered
The palm cockatoo is the only animal in the world that uses a tool to make music. Each male drums to his own beat and it's thought females may assess the quality of a nesting hollow by the quality of the performance. #AustraliaRemastered Subscribe now: http://ab.co/subscribe ___________________________________________ Explore some of Australia's most iconic and fascinating animals. From mysterious orca to the iconic kangaroo, intelligent parrots and the secret lives of reptiles, all have evolved to survive across the Australian landscape. Stream now on iview: http://ab.co/AustraliaRemasteredABC ___________________________________________ The palm cockatoo is extremely rare. There are only 3,000 in existence, in part because they are very fussy about where they nest. Female palm cockatoos have a long list of requirements. To start with, the nests must be hollows in large old-growth trees which are hard to come by. This male is looking for a mate. But first, he has to prove he's the owner of some prime real estate.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Dinosaur genes, activate
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Stupid game played. Stupid prize won. Time for NG+
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Of course it was Barclay. I bet he was taking it to Troi but got distracted by his hologirlfriend, who was actually the EMH in disguise because the EMH wants a taste of that delicious pie, but he didn't commandeer 7 of 9 in time and Worf got to it first.
The EMH, controlling 7 of 9, enjoying a piece of cake
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Ask not for whom the ring tones. Instead, turn it off, we're trying to think over here.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
I thought the rapture had finally come, but it was just seven Canadian geese.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Look down at your belly. Do you see a moon? Are the wolves howling at it? If so, fear not, the wolves are not in you, they are on you, more specifically, on your t-shirt. Also, no need to freak out, but there is probably a third wolf.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
When you need someone who is "kinda funny lookin'… just in a general kinda way"
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
What a pair, colin robinson and nandor de laurentiis
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
I heard a white-winged dove for the first time today. I thought Stevie Nicks made those up.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Just like real life
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
The vorpal feed went swiper-slack
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
The next step up the chain of enlightenment above the sacred cow
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Today Brendan, although Mummy Brendan is all right.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
I'd like to see Brendan Frasier in the role of the Crow.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Have you read the Robots books? They chord nicely with the Foundation series. I found Caves of Steel to be much more accessible. It's "just" a murder mystery.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Gluteus to the maximum, essential in battle I would say. Their exposure, not so much.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Protection Racket: a scheme of organized crime where a group guarantees protection from threats in return for money. See also: Health Insurance.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Not to open another can of worms, but now posting free material means getting slurped up as raw material for very-much-premium AI training.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I don't object to investment, but one thing that money does is suggest what you should pay attention to. If someone pays 1¢ for this story but 2¢ for that story, it's not livable, but at least it suggests a direction.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
In books like the one I mentioned, they suggest the author treat their work like a business. Okay, but most businesses need to make money. In this industry, the publisher is the investor, but they expect the author take on the risk.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
It's a chicken or egg problem. Publishers have discovered they can let authors lay the eggs and choose the ones they want. "Sorry, we don't want your eggs. Why are you brooding?"
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
It has already been eating brains for a while
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
To 2024, no problem. Through 2024... probably. It could become a zombie by then, still moving, but not alive.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Writing guides, such as the Author Training Manual, suggest you should have a platform, even as a fiction author, to get published. How does one create a platform if the reason anyone would follow an author is their writing, which, because they are unpublished, people won't know about?
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Cloudflare is annoying. How many times do I have to click yes I'm human? At least there is no puzzle to solve, but what is the point, other than to discourage me from using whatever website is defended by these super hack-blocking powers.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Thanks! The seed of the idea was "what if Suigintou won the Alice game in Rozen Maiden?" Murderbot has such a great voice, and I wanted to capture that outside understanding of humanity it has. The question holds for Barbie, or Annabelle, Chucky or OG Pinocchio. Is becoming human really a reward?
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
#HorrorWritersChat This year's nano I am doing The Murderbot Diaries meets the Barbie movie. An evil doll won a tournament and became human. She is now the star attraction at a cafe where the baristas dress as sexy maids, but when she and her coworkers are mistreated, she becomes a vigilante.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
One more #pitdark before it closes: Podcast the Demons Out is an origin story: Constantine meets The Good Place. When I watched Paranormal Activity, I was curious about the lore behind the haunting, so I wrote this story. Ian and hacker girlfriend Fallon uncover the lore & gain a demonic audience.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
you can search for terms (tagged or not). BlueSky has feeds which function partly as a tag system and partly as "the algorithm", although it depends on others to create algorithms to show stuff.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Or you can post your pitches here. There are agents on this platform, too, but they won't look unless we post.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Post here, too, so maybe next round agents look here, as well.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
#pitdark #PNH An excommunicated divinity student starts a horror movie podcast, but it draws a demonic audience. A possessed listener contacts him for help. It's the legions of hell vs a sorcerer with no apprenticeship, an exorcist with no Church. All he has are his wits… & his wittier girlfriend.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
If you are a writer, lamenting that #pitdark isn't happening here, post your pitch, even if you post elsewhere, too. It might not have an impact today, but on the next cycle… We can't overcome the network effects of twitter without a concerted effort. A little intransigence goes a long way.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I created a pitdark feed, so at least we can see what gets posted here. Have to start somewhere...
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
It took longer than I hoped, but I have a #PitDark feed up: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I'm starting to get motivated! maybe.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Shouting into the void is its own reward
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
#bluesky meet #greysky
Partial solar eclipse behind grey clouds
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Demonifuge [dih-MON-ih-fyooj] (n.) - Anything believed to give protection against or exorcize demons/evil spirits -Charm/protection against demons "If Father Karras had used a more efficacious demonifuge, the movie would have been pretty darn anticlimactic." Get my new book: amzn.to/3R05mfJ
Grandiloquent Word of the Day - 
Sepia-toned graphic in baroque Victorian typeface with a colorful advertising-style art with a teenage boy wearing a white shirt and school tie playing with what looks like a chemistry set. Above him are words that say, “Demoncraft: The Complete Home Exorcism Kit” at the top. And “The Phanuel Demonfuge Company, Salem, Massachusetts, USA” at the bottom.
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
We need a new system
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Where has all the attention gone?
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
If vibes and sales are Dillon and Dutch, who is the Predator in this metaphor? youtu.be/J_zOpxcxn2Q
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Predator (1987) - Dutch meets Dillon - The Epic Handshake
#Predator
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
The moon in daytime always reminds me that we are in space.
A half-moon in daylight just above autumn leavesA half moon in daylight
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
One last camping trip in the smokies before they close for the season.
Overlook on the blue ridge parkway. Leaves have started to turn yellow and red
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Create magic systems w/Latin spells? Roman empire Decimate an army, yours or another's? Roman empire Sow chaos in the Senate, galactic or otherwise? Roman empire Read a Romance novel? Roman empire. Crush the patriarchy? Roman empire Decolonize your mind? Guess who's hiding in the dark… Roman empire
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
And RS-232
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Iarann O'Rourke @yarann.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I, Borg. It does everything that makes Star Trek great, the use of Federation rules to examine real world ethical dilemmas; the mix of the scientific and the personal; and the growth, debate, and camaraderie of the crew. Finding a puppy Borg, brilliant, and the way he looks at Geordi at the end…
Geordi holds up Hugh's ocular implant while Hugh stands in the foreground.
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