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Xythar

@xythar.bsky.social
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professional applicator of words to screen. recognized as a member of the primates

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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 9h
i mean i could move lots of places without DST, doesn't mean its worth the effort
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 12h
i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate daylight savings i hate dayli
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 17h
picked up Pragmata on a recent steam sale after playing the demo a bunch of times and it's good! i like it. very shiny. endearingly cheesy dialog. good application of reskinned dark souls bonfires
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 20h
ME: Hey, so what's this game about? CRIMSON DESERT: what do you mean ME: I mean... what's the main thing you spend time doing. What's the point? CD: oh CD: *takes giant breath* ME: Wait-- CD: *keeps taking breath* ME: What are you doing?! CD: *swallows a small landmass* ME: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 23h
"what does jiji mean again?" "how many times must i explain this: old man"
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xenoblade is a good game because sometimes you're minding your own business when suddenly you encounter Inconceivable Jimmy, a lizard who is slightly larger than average Inconceivable Jimmy proceeds to beat your ass while the best song in the world plays
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah, it's Disappointing Space Elf time
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/10/2026
It took like a week for him to change his mind on the "enjoy the camps" thing. All it took was people saying it to the mod team instead of trans people.
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
we need more local videogames that faithfully represent essential aspects of Aussie life, such as following the pinpad prompts to finalise your payment
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Worcanna - Audio Attack Spider w/Halloween mask on. @worcanna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fat people being considered fucking adult content will FOREVER be why i am not shy about what i say about my body, or things to that. I am FUCKING TIRED of this shit. FUCK OFF.
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izzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 06/05/2025
pokémon npcs before they challenge you to a fight:
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the new discord age verification process has gone too far
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell yeah
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The lawsuits — one against the government, the other against Ross and officials including White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, ex-Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House border czar Tom Homan — seek unspecified damages for wrongful death, conspiracy & other violations.”
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will respect this wording only in a pirate ship sim
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 01/10/2026
Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment in all circumstances but the absurd joke of "lethal injection" is even more cruel and unusual than the others. A violent fiction to fool bystanders into thinking that they are witnessing a humane execution. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Tennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (Gift Article)
Christa Pike, who was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995, was set to be executed by lethal injection. Officials had gone ahead with the execution after a temporary court-ordered pause.
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nope! I actually found out about them through TAO in tales of legendia back in 2005 and then went back and bought all their albums I think 楽園 is my favourite
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy who got into do as infinity solely through their albums without watching any of the shows they did anisongs for (me)
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TRUTH NUKE
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was wondering if Nagoshi had died or something what with how everyone is talking about him all of a sudden. seemingly no
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its crazy how sometimes a developer just having an off period is because of one dude
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
glad to see M2U is still around
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, it's for running mihoyo games
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a good deal, cost about as much as a ps5 pro
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyway, all part of my plan to abandon Sony by next generation. gonna stream stuff in 4K to my TV over a mini media pc running moonlight
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't have a proper anti-sag bracket at first so I had to prop it up with cardboard for a few days. don't worry about it
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
absolute chungus
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bought a cheap 5080 recently from a friend who'd upgraded and it's hilarious just how fucking big it is, especially compared to my previous gpu (a 2-fan 4070)
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to have a folder full of funny videos on my computer that I'd show to friends when they came over
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For now, I have nothing to announce and am open for loc work. (Seriously, please DM or email me lol.) But I won't sugarcoat it: my visa expires next July and I NEED another sponsor. I'm actively searching for in-house work and may have to leave games. I badly want to stay, but it is what it is.
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Morgan Lea @morglea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little disappointed in ANN's headline here. Tsuda's point was still made, and Japan has now made it very clear that actor's voices do, in fact, belong to them. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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AI tool that copied actor’s ‘lustrous’ voice violated his rights, Tokyo court rules
Kenjiro Tsuda wins case against TikTok account in landmark Japanese verdict to protect publicity rights
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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