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XylophoneFish

@xylophonefish.bsky.social
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33 He/Him Aego Ace (I think) I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one. Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it. No Minors NOW WITH 50% LESS FULLY FUNCTIONAL ARMS! :)

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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 9h
Do you stand against Fascism? REPOST. Do you stand against Fascism & have $5-10 to spare? GIVE AND REPOST. Fascism wants disabled people dead. Inaction supports Fascism. Action to keep marginalized people safe is Antifascism. Even small acts CAN help keep people housed. #MutualAid #HelpSky 💸💕
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 13h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 19h
I'm from Georgia and spent a year and a half in Kentucky once. I dealt with the cold winter weather. I dealt with the snow. I went through a full-blown blizzard. None of it was nearly as bad as people made it out to be. The only hard part was the system shock from not being boiled alive every day.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Twin Peaks: It Is Happening, Again
Alt: Twin Peaks: It Is Happening, Again
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22h
It's like the cursed springs from Ranma, but with tar pits.
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Jerecho! @jer-in-trance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There has never been a better time to buy an ad on FA Make a joke, extend your reach, find new friends. Buy an ad! Anyone can do it for any reason and it will help keep fur affinity BY FURRY, FOR FURRY FA is a relic of the old Internet, it's an endangered species. We need to keep it safe!
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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brain the first 300 times I meet someone.
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
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European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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dipp 🔜 halloween (very spooky) @dippinposs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks for 500 followers. couldn't have done it without the porn bots
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally had one follow me as I was reading this.
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Clippy # 18 @sackbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS KOSA failed to pass in the US Senate (thanks to Paul, R.), but remember this was the FOURTH attempt from American politicians to get it passed. Expect another attempt in the next term; stay vigilant, and do not let the USA adopt ID-collecting laws such as the SCREEN Act & KOSA.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His kingdom will cum to destruction and DEATH!
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"
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This could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.
YouTube video by Stop Killing Games
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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, he's kinda right.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dapping up the goo monster that TFs you.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More furry porn should be narrated by Morgan Freeman.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am unfortunately soupless, but fixing that would require me to get up and make some and uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh...
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pumps are screaming.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you link to some of these? Trying to find anything online is hell.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kirby's pronouns are po/yo.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 23/09/2026
Tell your reps of your governing body to protect sexual freedom. Payment processors HAVE to be fucking stopped. It feels petty atp
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Fights🏳️‍⚧️4🇵🇸Love @hyenagirl64.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to make this abundantly clear I am not lying when I say I won’t vote for transphobic democrats I will not vote for them. I will even go so far as to actively campaign against them, even in the general election Trans rights OR ELSE
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow...
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Demomancore
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at the end of the day, its US law that is gonna be twisting ANY platform into complying panicking does nothing. if you want to make a diference, contact your senators and demand they vote no on KOSA, as an example of one such bill www.badinternetbills.com
badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Bitch Route jingle
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Kisha @kishatashwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are an EU citizen, please sign this Initiative. Do what you can to stop age verification.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Adrian Toadmondson.
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Rik Mayall in Bottom: Frying Pan Gasman
Alt: Eddie from Bottom dropping a frying pan
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's his time to shine.
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The Amazing Colossal Adventures Of Wordgirl Steven Boxleitner
Alt: Dr Twobrains from Word Girl
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"It was YOU who killed him!" cried Toad. "He was dead before he hit the ground!" "Then why did you keep hitting him with the frying pan?" asked Frog. "For fun." Toad replied.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chuck Jones in the afterlife: "Shit, I KNEW I forgot something!"
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Buzz Lightyear from a Toy Story YTP, turned into an angry rectangle by a content aware filter.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*wash Goddammit.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You get to meet Angelus and Caim's son AND was his balls! What's not to like?
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inaccurate. The doctor didn't prescribe like 5 different crazy expensive medications that actively make the symptoms worse and/or cause new ones.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It's too late. I've already drawn myself as the busty tenrec and you as the embarrassed fennec."
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs a dire warning in the background made out of trees.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reminds me of this one house wren who decided the sole purpose of their entire bloodline was to follow me around and peck the shit out of my window every morning.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Suing ACME all by yourself, handsome?"
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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XylophoneFish @xylophonefish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She is The Mouse.
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After noticing how bluesky overly regulates nsfw art more and more every day and some dumb mfer in my comments last night was brushing aside the concept of anti-sex extremists taking over regulation of what we can say, see or follow. I just wanna pass this along what you need to still be aware of.
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