Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i knew i was in trouble when the opening title card said this was unedited footage. 011
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026spent part of my commute home alongside an old Camry with purple racing stripes, a backseat full of stuffed black trashbags and a Nevada license plate reading DADDY'S GIRL driven by a guy who looked like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2181
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026been chuckling to myself all day about the concept of poems only available at target 0232
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026all these AI-personalized content slop enthusiasts are weirdos who just want to stare into a mirror in all aspects of their lives and never be challenged or surprised by the world, art or people. truly baffling to me. 0230
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i dunno if i ever woulda signed up to instagram if it had been pitched to me as "you follow a bunch of people you're friends with/interested in and then we just show you posts by people you've never heard of instead" 0161
Reposted by Christopher SebelaDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Fish” can be both singular (one individual fish) or plural (multiple fish of the same species.) “Fishes” refers to individuals of different species. 🐟 Fish 🐟🐟🐟 Fish 🐠🐟🐡 Fishes Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. 2132286
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if i wasn't already going to see it, "the most American movie since PAIN AND GAIN" would be the line to convince me 160
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i love this flyer for the amount of clarification added after it was “done” cause this guy is tired of his phone blowing up with people trying to get a few bucks for their Doonesbury collections 150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026honestly, i think Swaylor is a good first name. kind of like a sailor, kind of like a taylor, and a fun "swuh" sound right up front 170
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026in the "trying to name a character" zone and one of the best rejects so far is Swaylor Tift 4201
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not opposed to an abbrev, but 1) i don't want "mushy" and my food to be in proximity to each other 2) shrooms was already sitting there 1100
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026new pizza place in my neighborhood refers to mushrooms on their menu as "mushies" and NO 6312
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026that is the most confusing button of them all. haven’t uncovered an answer yet. 010
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of my “don’t actively pursue it but will indulge if i see it” collections is Nixon memorabilia, and i got gifted a mother lode of buttons the other night including lots i’ve never seen before (notably the PRETTY GIRLS FOR NIXON one) 180
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026at the movies and i’ve turned the dbox up to max settings 0110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the deserted dogpark is my dog’s equivalent to seeing a movie in an empty theater 0131
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it) 09138
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Catch me breathin' on planes where the gangsta's outdated/ Fuck being hard, Posdnuos is complicated" 151
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i assume there is? i feel like he’s too nerdy about this stuff to get it that wrong, i just have nil interest in another Romeo and Juliet. so it’s a personal L. 010
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oof, Robert Eggers taking his first big L, you hate to see it 240
Reposted by Christopher SebelaIbrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lost in La Mancha 14614
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026same spot outside the coffeeshop, same guy, only today he says "i got a 2008 mercedes benz for 700 bucks" and then explains how he doesn't have the title and someone spilled milk in the backseat. i politely declined. 170
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026someone out here improving the spooky abandoned house on my street 0160
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026started today with someone bolting out of their house to tell me to stop my dog from peeing on the verge (the grassy area b/w the sidewalk and street). some folks have wild ideas that they somehow own everything in front of their house and i know just enough about public right of way to be annoying. 0141
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026much to zola’s delight, it’s congee day — where i make a batch for the week and she gets to lick the bowl for every scrap of chicken and rice left behind 2363
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026full back piece of the movie poster for Cockfighter 011
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026more like YESident Evil (i liked it a lot, Cregger with a 3 for 3 reputation so far, relieved that all my worrying that him doing big name IP would squeeze him into someone else's structure and shave off what makes his movies great) 0150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026coming up from a very iffy couple of mental health weeks in my rearview so i'm giving myself the gift of going to see RESIDENT EVIL and no one can stop me 0170
Reposted by Christopher SebelaHayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control 133914822
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026been trying to draw more lately and i mostly suck, but pretty happy with this possum 2424
Reposted by Christopher SebelaIbrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Team HIGH CRIMES together again for the first time! We got my brother @20eyesbrad.bsky.social to ride with us on this one, with Joe Sabino's letters bringing it home. Killer logo by the homie @whoisrico.bsky.social Very excited to be jamming on a book with @xtop.bsky.social again. 109846
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026just got one to promote a book that is over 15 years old and could tell within the first two sentences that a human hand never touched the wall of words that followed 110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026during my best mental health moments, i've always been kinda bad at self-promotion and i've just climbed out of a 2 week pit of darkness, so this is all wildly uncomfortable for me. but i'm gonna keep trying to push my stuff because even if i'm a goddamn mess, my books are good and worth reading. 0140
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here we go. Reunited with @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social for the 1st time in over a decade (with stunning colors by @20eyesbrad.bsky.social + logo by @whoisrico.bsky.social), we've turned Don Quixote into a monstrous madman on a bloody journey thru La Mancha with Dulcinea hunting him down. Can't wait. 47631
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is Pierogi, one of Zola’s dogpark associates. she has been staring up into this tree for 40 minutes. i *wish* i had this level of focus 0120