Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026how has there not been a slasher movie where the big bad wears one of those red light therapy masks, these things already look like a forgotten early A24 film 3160
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 07/10/20262 consecutive days, 2 consecutive dogpark toys demolished by zola within 5 minutes 0202
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026been chuckling to myself all day about the concept of poems only available at target 0232
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i love this flyer for the amount of clarification added after it was “done” cause this guy is tired of his phone blowing up with people trying to get a few bucks for their Doonesbury collections 150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of my “don’t actively pursue it but will indulge if i see it” collections is Nixon memorabilia, and i got gifted a mother lode of buttons the other night including lots i’ve never seen before (notably the PRETTY GIRLS FOR NIXON one) 180
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026at the movies and i’ve turned the dbox up to max settings 0110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the deserted dogpark is my dog’s equivalent to seeing a movie in an empty theater 0131
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it) 09238
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026someone out here improving the spooky abandoned house on my street 0170
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026much to zola’s delight, it’s congee day — where i make a batch for the week and she gets to lick the bowl for every scrap of chicken and rice left behind 2363
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026been trying to draw more lately and i mostly suck, but pretty happy with this possum 2424
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here we go. Reunited with @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social for the 1st time in over a decade (with stunning colors by @20eyesbrad.bsky.social + logo by @whoisrico.bsky.social), we've turned Don Quixote into a monstrous madman on a bloody journey thru La Mancha with Dulcinea hunting him down. Can't wait. 47631
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is Pierogi, one of Zola’s dogpark associates. she has been staring up into this tree for 40 minutes. i *wish* i had this level of focus 0120
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the problem with petting a pitbull is only one of you has has any intention of it stopping at some point 0393
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my most anticipated movie of 2026. if theaters sold a specialty popcorn bucket made of concrete when it opens, i would buy one. 0110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i’m a pretty rational person and i try not to wildly anthropomorphize but i will never see this and not think to myself “she’s smiling!” 1930911
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Zola’s dogpark bff, Honey, who sits like a weirdo 0221
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is basically the government version of that shifty guy in a truck on the side of the road offering to sell you bargain “steaks” 230
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026we’ve both had it up to here with summer this summer 2372
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026rewatching SEXY BEAST, wildly enjoying SEXY BEAST 1234
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026when i think about doing a deep dive on the Prince catalog 050
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This description of Parker from THE HUNTER. Amazing. 0120
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the Giant Dogpark Stick when Zola started working on it in May and its current status in August 1132
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026inspired by someone’s post on here (can’t remember who) talking about the countless half-finished or never started notebook phenomena, i’m gonna starting filling up all my old orphans, starting with this one - about 1/3 filled out and last used in 2005 0130
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026watching DEATHTRAP and picturing an alternate universe where Ash from the Evil Dead movies was played by Christopher Reeve instead 1100
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026having a fancy friday feeding Zola chicken with chopsticks 0302
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026this little coffeeshop dog with their little sneer 0101
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026heavy is the head that wears the crown (the crown for Best Dog of All) 0282
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i am always giddy when people make little free libraries that do other stuff, like give you a tarot reading 080
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026a duel where you just spin in circles until someone eventually gives up 0121
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026finally someone has made a little free library for dogs who want to smell books 0190
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026tired: houses in my neighborhood that never take down their giant skeletons inspired: houses in my neighborhood that never take down their skeletal horses or abominable snowmen 2131
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the only review i'm listening to about the Odyssey is from the two ladies who review every movie in their car and who sometimes bring a third lady to chime in about the movie in their car 070