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Christopher Sebela

@xtop.bsky.social
2.7K followers 494 following 3.7K posts

4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com

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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how has there not been a slasher movie where the big bad wears one of those red light therapy masks, these things already look like a forgotten early A24 film
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2 consecutive days, 2 consecutive dogpark toys demolished by zola within 5 minutes
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
been chuckling to myself all day about the concept of poems only available at target
cover of a book of poems with a sticker reading “only at target - includes bonus poems”
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mermaid mode
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love this flyer for the amount of clarification added after it was “done” cause this guy is tired of his phone blowing up with people trying to get a few bucks for their Doonesbury collections
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of my “don’t actively pursue it but will indulge if i see it” collections is Nixon memorabilia, and i got gifted a mother lode of buttons the other night including lots i’ve never seen before (notably the PRETTY GIRLS FOR NIXON one)
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
at the movies and i’ve turned the dbox up to max settings
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the deserted dogpark is my dog’s equivalent to seeing a movie in an empty theater
dog chewing a big stick in a dogpark with no other dogs or people in attendance
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it)
opening titles to LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS that read: "on the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence"
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone out here improving the spooky abandoned house on my street
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
much to zola’s delight, it’s congee day — where i make a batch for the week and she gets to lick the bowl for every scrap of chicken and rice left behind
pitbull with her face all the way inside an instant pot on the floor
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
saturday sidewalk oracle
sidewalk chalk message reading FUCK UR SELF with UN added in different chalk, ostensibly sometime later
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A+ marketing, no notes
flyer that reads: 
Feeling SAD?
Get a new tattoo, it will fix all of your problems!
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when you don’t want to share your log
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been trying to draw more lately and i mostly suck, but pretty happy with this possum
A not great but not awful drawing of an opossum
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
full stretch goblin
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here we go. Reunited with @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social for the 1st time in over a decade (with stunning colors by @20eyesbrad.bsky.social + logo by @whoisrico.bsky.social), we've turned Don Quixote into a monstrous madman on a bloody journey thru La Mancha with Dulcinea hunting him down. Can't wait.
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is Pierogi, one of Zola’s dogpark associates. she has been staring up into this tree for 40 minutes. i *wish* i had this level of focus
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the problem with petting a pitbull is only one of you has has any intention of it stopping at some point
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sunbathing goblin
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
heated battle of Mine! at the dogpark
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my most anticipated movie of 2026. if theaters sold a specialty popcorn bucket made of concrete when it opens, i would buy one.
title card for THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE - a film by John Wilson
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i’m a pretty rational person and i try not to wildly anthropomorphize but i will never see this and not think to myself “she’s smiling!”
a dog with no visible ears who is visibly smiling.
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
zola getting dominated by a bulldog
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Zola’s dogpark bff, Honey, who sits like a weirdo
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a sticker of an image of a crab with ACRAB above it
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my depression when i try bargaining with it
alfred molina from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK holding both the idol and the whip after offering to throw the whip in exchange for the idol
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is basically the government version of that shifty guy in a truck on the side of the road offering to sell you bargain “steaks”
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
we’ve both had it up to here with summer this summer
pitbull asleep in her outside chair, head and paws dangling off it
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
rewatching SEXY BEAST, wildly enjoying SEXY BEAST
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
when i think about doing a deep dive on the Prince catalog
that boat from the odyssey getting awful close to that giant whirlpool from the odyssey
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
loud protest against us watching JOHN ADAMS
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This description of Parker from THE HUNTER. Amazing.
The office women looked at him and shivered. They knew he was a bastard, they knew his big hands were born to slap with, they knew his face would never break into a smile when he looked at a woman. They knew what he was, they thanked God for their husbands, and still they shivered. Because they knew how he would fall on a woman in the night. Like a tree.
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Giant Dogpark Stick when Zola started working on it in May and its current status in August
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
we’re both easily overwhelmed by crowds
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inspired by someone’s post on here (can’t remember who) talking about the countless half-finished or never started notebook phenomena, i’m gonna starting filling up all my old orphans, starting with this one - about 1/3 filled out and last used in 2005
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
grumble mode
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
nightyawning
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
watching DEATHTRAP and picturing an alternate universe where Ash from the Evil Dead movies was played by Christopher Reeve instead
christopher reeve in a gorgeous sweater, covered in dirt and blood and looking generally rumpled and pissed off and i guess similar to Bruce Campbell in the evil dead movies. not to explain the joke or anything, but this wasn't really a joke? more of a... thought experiment! perfect.
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
she’s having the night of her life
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
having a fancy friday feeding Zola chicken with chopsticks
dog licking her chopsdog eating chicken off some chopsticks
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this little coffeeshop dog with their little sneer
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
heavy is the head that wears the crown (the crown for Best Dog of All)
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i am always giddy when people make little free libraries that do other stuff, like give you a tarot reading
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
a duel where you just spin in circles until someone eventually gives up
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
finally someone has made a little free library for dogs who want to smell books
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
tired: houses in my neighborhood that never take down their giant skeletons inspired: houses in my neighborhood that never take down their skeletal horses or abominable snowmen
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the only review i'm listening to about the Odyssey is from the two ladies who review every movie in their car and who sometimes bring a third lady to chime in about the movie in their car
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