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Kenny Goff @kennygoff.com · 28/09/2026
Inside me are two wolves. One writes TTRPGs in the morning, the other codes software in the afternoon and they're gay and in love.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NO SUBTEXT ONLY TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN WHO DOSENT NOTICE THE END OF DA WORLD BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS TRYING TO HINT ABOUT IT "MIGHT BE BAD SOON" "MIGHT WANT TO TURN AROUND" WELL IF I SHOULD TURN AROUND THEN SAY IT , DONT TELL ME I WANT TO, BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO, SO YOU SHOULD SAY "I WANT YOU TO TURN AROUND" THAT MAKES MORE SENSE , AND I WOULD DO IT IF YOU JUST SAID IT LIKE THAT,,, ,ANY WAY THE TEXT "DO NOT GIVE ME HINTS, I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT, I WONT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GIVING ME A HINT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 13/08/2026
Nothing more New Jersey than cramming a cream cheese bagel down your throat as you furiously pack to head down the shore for the weekend
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 02/07/2026
Already begging for 12" of snow and it's only July 2
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 15/06/2026
If I ever have to move again please shoot me this is pain
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 15/06/2026
Went from "behind the 8 ball" to "holy shit how did the entire pool table become 8 balls" TIME TO PANIK
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/06/2026
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Media sanewashing in action: "tense interview... ended suddenly." Erm, no. It was a madman screaming at a journalist, saying he won an election he didn't, going red (orange?) in the face, calling the journalist "crooked" and "darling", calling every media outlet "crooked", and then walking out.
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 08/06/2026
Zootopia 2 is an insane banger of a sequel
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 27/04/2026
Perpetually tired but can't sleep, what a terrible combo
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.
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Kingdom Hearts Frames @khframes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (live action 90s versions) looking their heads up from under a manhole cover with a wide angle cityscape background. Over the cover is generated text set in the same way as the title of the TMNT cartoon reading Maybe it will happen today’.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 08/04/2026
World's on fire and I'm going to get a silly little ice cream
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Delusive Eye Stalk @krietzsche.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What the?
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 28/03/2026
BLOOD TYPE KRYLON, TECHNICOLOR TYPE A
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 03/03/2026
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a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a woman in a store and says ok see you
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a woman in a store and says ok see you
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Kenny Goff @kennygoff.com · 18/02/2026
My new adventure is out! It's a D&D 5e one-shot designed for 2nd level and includes a map and two goblin monsters! #ttrpg #dnd
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Chaos at Mistbound Tower - Sidequesters Club | DriveThruRPG
A band of goblins led by the bugbear, Dunnak, have taken up residence in the old Mistbound Tower. Shrouded in the mist of Lake Greyhound, the tower has been a perfect headquarters for the crew for att...
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 31/01/2026
Crazy that the Epstein files are basically "are they rich and even seemingly skeevy? Well they're probably a pedophile!"
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 11/01/2026
I would pay a considerable amount of money to be able to watch NFL playoff games without the commentators talking all kinds of shit to fill the dead air
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Kingdom Hearts Frames @khframes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 01/01/2026
I swear I saw Adrian Williams in Whole Foods this morning
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 27/12/2025
Horned up at the idea of driving up north tomorrow right after a snowstorm ... I am built for this exact moment
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 24/12/2025
Damn Stew Leonard really put his whole Stewdussy into that cookie milk 😋
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 09/12/2025
One look at some people and I can just tell they were conceived in the back of a Ram 1500
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 04/12/2025
Semi-annual post about how I think crossing guards are an incredible detriment to society and we should absolutely disallow people from having this job
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 21/11/2025
Crazy how I'm the taco in my own fantasy football league
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/11/2025
Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 15/11/2025
You can never be omniscient enough
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
BREAKING: New representative Adelita Grijalva has just signed the petition to force the House vote on releasing Epstein files, giving it the needed 218 signatures to force supposed release.
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 11/11/2025
LOL shades of Reagan firing all the ATC controllers decades ago History always repeats itself, especially for the Republicans
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"I've never heard a president booed this loudly in my life."
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 11/11/2025
Oh no it's 11/11 I'm gonna have to hear about "angel numbers" and "manifesting" all day
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 11/11/2025
What a jackass
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EATING JEANS @xthek.ing · 09/11/2025
Hayley Williams 2026 tour at Hammerstein? I'm coming out of retirement mother FUCKER
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This really was one of my main takeaways
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/10/2025
Just for the record, in 2020: - Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey - Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes - Garland was an appeals court judge - Monaco was in private practice in LA There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise. He crazy.
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Just in: Documents show conclusively that Christopher Wray, Deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden Administration, signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on Senators and Congressmen/women, and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the
2020 Presidential Election. These Radical Left Lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior!
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