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Xodus Prime

@xodus-prime.bsky.social
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Elon killed the blue bird. Trump killed the United States. Hoping for an asteroid. I farm bugs.

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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 3h
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyCBQW17/
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#promisespromisespromises
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 4h
youtu.be/rDFbsAZsm0Y Since it’s October. @kristyclueless.bsky.social are you a Vincent Price fan?
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Devil's Food
YouTube video by Alice Cooper - Topic
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 8h
Professionals continue to make the same observations. Just sayin'..... It's probably that duck.
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 13h
Found another fine representative of the master race in the wild.
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 14h
This asshole is defending saying he taught his son to “knock her teeth out” if she hits him. I shut him down eventually and he went on to tell some that I’m an asshole. He left squalling his tires.
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Scarrie Alison🤞👻🎃 @carriealison.bsky.social · 18h
Then she saw the bear claws and got increasingly angry! 😂 youtu.be/WLH_rLQriqs?...
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Bear goes into Aspen farmers market, eats pastries and bread
YouTube video by CBS Colorado
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 18h
On the plus side, look who's having breakfast with Rush and Lindsey...
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Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social · 19h
Good
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Voting for Trump 3 times is like catching Chlamydia 3 times from the same person. And buying a hat to commemorate it.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sen. Thom Tillis calls his vote to confirm Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth his “biggest regret” and says Hegseth should resign.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alabama Republicans voted against funding the bridge. Biden got the money approved. The bridge got built. Now Trump wants his name on it, and Republicans have made that the priority. Vote against it. Take credit for it. Put your name on it.
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The Radical Left Lunatic @wokeaflunatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks happy.😃
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Pugz☮️ @ruspugs2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder. ✔️
While the pedophile president is bombing and threatening every country on the planet his & Epstein's clients are still raping children
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/NZMfZe7OFFk
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Stage Fright (Remastered 2000)
YouTube video by The Band - Topic
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/nssSIKOrSNk Music was just better when I was a kid.
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Dead Skunk
YouTube video by Loudon Wainwright III - Topic
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@eharperxo.bsky.social is this accurate?
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On my way home at 4 in the morning I had to stop to let a skunk get out of the road. That made me think about the number of times I’ve seen a skunk in the wild. That was the second. Later I had a dream with a skunk in it.
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Lavender🎀Honey @lavenderhoney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤘🏼🤩🤘🏼
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Commodities.
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/A-2vN3YJ29k It’s four o’clock in the morning damn it listen to me good
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Someone Saved My Life Tonight
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good mrorning☕
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C Montgomery Burns is funding my pool habit. I’m going to have to let him win soon so he doesn’t quit.
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Marnelva Moo @marnelvamoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Tom Cotton's new gay boyfriend kinda resembles his old one who is currently in prison
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SXRATCH @sxratch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmmmmm
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Nobody's ever seen numbers like these before." - Senile Satan
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet when this guy misses he calls it a happy accident
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you heard of 1789 Capital? The venture capital firm founded by Don Jr? They obtained a stake in a small company named Vulcan Elements-and quickly got a $620 million deal from the Pentagon Why? “The call came from the White House: We have to get this done” #PaytoPlayPresident
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/tNtOYomo4Qg While I’m on the bubblegum rock of my childhood. These guys were way better than I realized too. I did actually like this song as a kid.
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Diamond Girl
YouTube video by Seals & Crofts - Topic
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/rGNKxBEJtJI This song got a lot of airtime when I was a kid. Hearing it as an adult I appreciate the production and realize how dark the lyrics are. Now I need To deep dive Firefall and see what I wrote off as bubblegum rock that was actually good.
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Strange Way
YouTube video by Firefall - Topic
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sonny & Cher have let themselves go.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell campus police submitted a condensed six-page report from an hours-long interview with transcripts totaling 120 pages. They completely omitted the rape charges. Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I triggered Gomer Pyle. I also got him thrown in Facebook jail. If you have an account there you should go visit him.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyaCPRq3/
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@mina.mcphee says we should bring back the word trumpery, and I agree. #patriarchy #feminism #trumpery #educationalpurposes #newword
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAGA says they only want judges born in the US. Fine. Start with Trump’s BFF, Aileen Cannon, who was born in Cali, Colombia. Let’s see how long that rule lasts.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring it. 🔥🔥🤬🤬🔥🔥 Let them smell their own stink for once.
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Quinn Leone @quinnleone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell Alumni found in Epstein Files.
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IYKYK
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Xodus Prime @xodus-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Enjoy
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Traitors.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep.
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well played, Temu 🤣🤣💀
Temu YouTube ad that reads United States Clearance everything must go
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lindsey Graham 80 day update:
static.klipy.com
Hellfire Skeleton in Fiery Inferno
ALT: Hellfire Skeleton in Fiery Inferno
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Divided States of Ameriduh
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Emily Harper 🌺 @eharperxo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Emily Harper 🌺 @eharperxo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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