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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊

@herotimeszero.bsky.social
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🎵I see skies of blue, and clouds of white🎶 As we make our escape, from that miserable site And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.🎵

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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 22h
Ted's warning: If Dems win they will stop Trump's war, lower Trump's gas prices, lower Trump's food prices, put a muzzle on Trump's ICE, stop Trump's ballroom, stop Trump from looting America, and stop Trump from protecting the Epstein Class. Hmm, I think I can live with that.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump said Nevada has 250,000 noncitizens voting. So DHS went through the list of voters. Guess how many they found. 250,000? No. 2000? Nope. 200? Wrong. They found ZERO noncitizens. Epstein is not a hoax. Affordability is not a hoax. Illegals voting is a big fat orange hoax.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our military will not be destroyed by Iran. Or Russia. Or China. Or North Korea. Our military will be destroyed by Donald Fucking Trump.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1) You didn't change a thing. That's exactly the deal we already had with Greenland and Denmark. 2) Stop fucking around with Greenland and do your job. And no, doing ballrooms and Natalie Harp ain't your job.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So he's a republican. A criminal. And extremely stupid. Remind you of anyone?
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because under Obama, ICE was doing its job. No masks. No beating up women. Not killing citizens. ICE was Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Under Trump, ICE has nothing to do with immigration. The reason we oppose this ICE is because it's Trump's personal Nazi army. And people really hate Nazis.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Economy, jobs, crowds, GDP, approval rating... Donald has a shrinkage problem.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There was a time when we didn't discuss the Kennedy Center, the ballroom, the arch, the pool, the helipad, the Lake America, the Gulf of America, his face in a passport, and the endless effin memes. We used to have real presidents who dealt with real issues. Not a senile child flinging poop.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A life without consequences.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, a normal family. If you ignore the charity they robbed, the taxes they cheated on, the bribes they took, the billions they made from daddy's contracts, this entire trip paid for by taxpayers, Natalie Harp as the new mommy, and daddy in the Epstein files more than Epstein.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's odd. Usually a business goes bankrupt AFTER Trump adds his name to it.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One day, that's all I want. One day without a white Republican being arrested for child sex abuse. Imagine what a great country we'd have if instead of deporting Mexican grandmas, we'd deport American pedophiles.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After Harvard defeated Trump in court, MAGA announced that even though they don't know what Harvard is, they will be boycotting it and will never eat or shop there again.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's obvious Antifa vandals turned on a windmill the moment Trump hit the ball, causing it to go sideways. DOJ has caught the socialist Olympian who did this. The Olympian confessed that Biden was the mastermind. Biden confessed it was Obama. Obama confessed it was Mamdani. All are going to prison.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The problem in America: Fauci is the infectious disease specialist. Trump is the infectious disease. Yet half the population trusts the disease and not the specialist.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Even God had enough of the fucking arch.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Many people don't remember who the president was when America turned 200. They just remember the celebration. But everyone will remember who the president was when America turned 250. Out of everything Trump stole, stealing America's birthday from America is the most unforgivable.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When someone says, "I want to pass a law that guarantees I win forever but to make it sound legit to the halfwits who voted for me I will call it the Save America Act so the peasants think they're saving America." Believe them.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gunther: cAn wE aDD TrUmp to mOUnT rUshMorE? Grok: No, you fucking idiot.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Looks like they filled his diapers with helium.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wow. Look at how many people came to Trump's State Fair. Everyone loves Trump- no wait, sorry, this is Obama's inauguration. These people despise Trump. My bad.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trump's State Fair is now the safest place on Earth. There are 65 guards for every person.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So one day in 2015, a MAGA person was sitting there on his porch couch, playing the banjo, spitting out his last tooth, and suddenly it hit him, "You know who could relate to me? This guy!"
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When he's no longer president, when all their crimes have been exposed, when we calculate the unthinkable damage, suffering and death they've caused and the treasure they've looted... We will need to build a new prison wing just for them. And Donald Trump will finally get his name on a building.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The White House has released a statement: "No one left Trump's rally. This is a video of people going to take a break because the excitement and joy was too much."
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is what he's posting. The President of the United States, the leader of the free world, the commander of the strongest military on Earth, is in bed, sobbing, hugging his emotional support hamburger, and screaming to his Biden action figure, "I beat youuuu!"
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
MAGA, you elected a man who spent 60 years as a developer, dealing with construction and reconstruction, and he still can't fix one goddamn pool. He did one job his entire life and he's atrocious at it. If you still love him, your dedication to ineptitude is impressive.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, bought his wife from him, and deserves the Nobel Prize in pussy-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-Americans.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"How I Bought Your Mother."
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The list of Nobel Peace Prize requirements: 1. Don't start a war. 2. Don't brag you will destroy a civilization. 3. Don't violently force others to give you their prize.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No. This is a serial cheater who had three wives and a dozen failed businesses, until he found the ultimate grift - being the president. He made more money from his presidency than he ever did in his miserable life.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You attack the capital, beat up cops and try to undo an election. You go to prison but your ringleader pardons you. And now he wants to make you rich with our money? We didn't attack the capital, shit on the walls or fight the police. We were sitting at home. Why should we pay for violent dimwits?!
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Let me get this straight, Trump puts tariffs on Americans. Supreme Court rules that the tariffs are illegal. Trump says FU and doesn't give the money back? Trump just defrauded us to the tune of $300 billion and MAGA is worried about the Somali in Minnesota??
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No. This is a serial cheater who had three wives and a dozen failed businesses, until he found the ultimate grift - being the president. He made more money from his presidency than he ever did in his miserable life.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How to make money from crime: 1. Become president. 2. Buy Dell stock on Monday. 3. Pentagon invests billions in Dell on Tuesday. 4. Collect. How to make lots of money from crime: 1. Do this weekly.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We were in a park yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a squirrel. I started crying. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What Donald Trump sold since running for president: Trading cards, coins, pieces of his suit, Bibles, shoes, fragrance, watches, crypto, non-existent phones. What all the other presidents sold, combined: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump: Iran away from Epstein. No. You can't war your way out. You can't ballroom your way out. You can't hoax your way out. We will never forget. We will never let go.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What Donald Trump sold since running for president: Trading cards, coins, pieces of his suit, Bibles, shoes, fragrance, watches, crypto, non-existent phones. What all the other presidents sold, combined: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How to make a quick $60 million: 1. Start a cult. 2. Sell them phones. 3. Don't send the phones. 4. Keep the money. 5. Move onto watches and ballrooms.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Donald Trump wants us to pull out of NATO. If only his dad pulled out.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wit... Dimwit.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We're at war, Trump made $3 billion in crypto, our rights are gone, the constitution is being shredded, and it just cost you $100 to fill up your car and $600 for groceries. Maybe you should've cared about the 34 felony counts. #ProudBlue
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Trump posts a pic of Obamas as apes. MAGA: 😂😂😂 Trump: I'm glad Rob Reiner is dead! MAGA: 👏 👏 👏 Trump: Rob Mueller is dead. Good! He deserved it. MAGA: 🤣🥳 🇺🇸 Mark Hamill posts a pic of Trump in the ground. MAGA: This violent rhetoric must end!! Dems are crazy! Waaah!
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his own daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, and claimed he deserved the Nobel Prize in vagina-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-America.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How to make a quick $60 million: 1. Start a cult. 2. Sell them phones. 3. Don't send the phones. 4. Keep the money. 5. Move onto watches and ballrooms.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his own daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, and claimed he deserved the Nobel Prize in vagina-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-America.
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💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 @herotimeszero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Even his hair hates him.
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𝓞𝓹𝓾𝓼 @opus24.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Day #473 of the ClusterTrump Why do the poorest red states continuously vote against their own best self interests? It’s the case with almost every economic indicator and literally a self-fulfilling prophecy! Please help make it make sense?!?! @joncooper-us.bsky.social @herotimeszero.bsky.social
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