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Christopher Cox @cwhe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's a profile that goes to some strange places — I hope you'll read it: www.vanityfair.com/story/the-wi...
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The ‘Rich Dad, Poor Dad’ Author Is $1 Billion In Debt
VF visits Robert Kiyosaki in Arizona to unravel the self-mythology of a longtime bestseller and friend of Trump
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OK.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I recommend to both of you THE RISE AND FALL OF THE MAN OF LETTERS: ENGLISH LITERARY LIFE SINCE 1800 by John Gross, first published in 1969.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, good luck to you and your son, sincerely.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wouldn't waste that much time on me myself, man. Don't sweat it.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you want me to read that piece, send me a link. I'm not James Wood. He can take care of himself. Why are you calling me overrated? Who even rates me?
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Please tell me what's wrong and overrated about my writing, Kevin, so I can improve.
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Ian Curtin @iancurtin.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"She answered in fluent but artificial English that she detested surrealistic novels of the poetic sort. She demanded hard realistic stuff reflecting our age. She liked books about Violence and Oriental Wisdom. Did it get better farther on?"
Book cover: Transparent Things, by Vladimir Nabokov
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The Paris Review @parisreview.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“A routine would be too much like work, and I don’t really like to work, even though I work a great deal. All the things I do that might be considered work are really a form of play.” —Jamaica Kincaid buff.ly/BQ4wuZY
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Glad you enjoyed the piece, fellas, and Lance I greatly enjoyed your book. Yes, the Clark analogy is a bit hyperbolic, but those were hardly his only clients. I had in mind Meaney's characterisation of him here. newleftreview.org/sidecar/post... Glad the loggerheads brought some cheer.
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Thomas Meaney, Law Man — Sidecar
Ramsey Clark (1927-2021).
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST EPISODE 8: THE TRAGEDY OF 'HAMNET' www.patreon.com/posts/ep-8-t...
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EP.8: THE TRAGEDY OF HAMNET | Quality Lit Game
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I read it regularly between 2006 and 2009 when I was doing Readings at Harper's and would put poems from PN in. Haven't read it much since.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I hear you. I've been between apartments, so I'm psyched for a cycle of print re-upping next month.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Which ones?
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Election day afternoon listening . . . www.patreon.com/posts/mailer...
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MAILER 2 MAMDANI | Quality Lit Game
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 03/11/2025
‘The two memoirs together with “Pan” – which is autobiographical, though there are some deviations from his life – form a trilogy about the derangements of youth.’ @xlo.bsky.social on the relationship between Michael Clune’s debut novel and his memoirs of addiction. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Christian Lorentzen · It’s for dorks: Michael Clune’s ‘Pan’
When Michael Clune’s character in Pan alights on Proust in the course of his daily writing practice, he learns a mode...
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
IN DEFENSE OF DIANE KEATON: QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST EPISODE 3 www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 31/10/2025
‘Lanier’s songs moved many of his contemporaries. Herrick called him “rare Laniere” while John Donne said he “gave a life and harmony to all that he set”.’ Alice Spawls on the rediscovery of a portrait of one of the most intriguing figures of the 17th century. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Alice Spawls · On Nicholas Lanier
The Nicholas Lanier portrait that I came across so unexpectedly at Frieze Masters doesn’t have the prestige of the Van...
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A couple of new pieces I wrote on a book and a word. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/panic-in-t...
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PANIC IN THE GIFTSHOP
On Michael Clune's 'Pan' and against the verb 'to gift'
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Quality Lit Game Podcast Episode 2 christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/quality-li...
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A noun that becomes a verb is like a cat that's gone to the dogs. Against 'to gift'. granta.com/today-is-my-...
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Today Is My Birthday
‘When I noticed an English writer using the transitive ‘gift’ in a prestigious paper, I took the usage up with one of its editors, a Scotswoman whose fastidiousness is notorious.’
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
William Gaddis heads will recognize that Trump is engaged here in a frolic of his own
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Recorded a podcast with some friends about the PTA picture. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/quality-li...
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QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST
Episode 1: 'One Battle after Another'
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
An old column about my gambling addiction from which I've finally recovered after years of intensive therapy. open.substack.com/pub/christia...
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MY BOOK PRIZE BETTING ADDICTION
In anticipation of tomorrow's Nobel Prize in Literature
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Thomaz Amancio @thomazamancio.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lorentzen on the new Pynchon is pretty good: www.bookforum.com/print/3202/i...
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If the Gumshoe Fits
The Thomas Pynchon experience – Christian Lorentzen
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somanybooks24.bsky.social @somanybooks24.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Along with Don DeLillo, he survives as one of the granddaddies of the paranoid systems novel, and we are unlikely to read many or any more new novels from the pair.” In @bookforum.bsky.social‬‬, Christian Lorentzen reviews Thomas Pynchon’s new novel “Shadow Ticket” www.bookforum.com/print/3202/i...
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If the Gumshoe Fits
The Thomas Pynchon experience – Christian Lorentzen
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Wrote on the Anderson picture. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/stoned-bus...
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STONED BUSTER KEATON, DOMESTICATED PYNCHON, AND THE PERMANENT HOLLYWOOD (NON-)REVOLUTION
On Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘One Battle after Another’
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Went to the Oasis show, wrote a sentence about it. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/liam-none-...
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‘LIAM, NONE OF THESE AMERICAN CUNTS KNOW WHO YOU ARE!’
Reflections on seeing Oasis Live ’25 at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey
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Robert Sullivan @robtsullivan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
On the end of Oranginas and the perpetuation of auras! Spoiler alert: yes can be smarter than no!
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
we will miss glossy magazines when they’re all gone
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Special offer within. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/the-glossy...
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THE GLOSSY AGE
On a history of Conde Nast
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wrote a book review. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/b...
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A Juicy Chronicle of the Fat Decades at Condé Nast
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Wrote about the GOAT debate. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/who-is-the...
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WHO IS THE GOAT OF AMERICAN FICTION?
With apologies to the two other members of my NBA/literature group chat, to the players selected last week in the NBA draft, to Stephen A. Smith, and to my dearly departed high school English teachers
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Andrew Marzoni @andrewmarzoni.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Once more for the weekend crowd.
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Thank you for informing us that we have finally achieved a classic-noir-level murder rate. I expect the genre now to enter a new golden age.
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The Paris Review @parisreview.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“I have some new poems, a rash, and a lover. I’ll send them (the poems that is) to you in a couple of days.” Letters from Jack Spicer. buff.ly/3XRcS00
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I reviewed 'Megalopolis'. open.substack.com/pub/christia...
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ELEGY FOR A NUCLEAR PROGRAM WITHOUT A BOMB
& a baptism of fire in New York City
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Every book review should also have this---the author coming in and saying 'This reviewer knows nothing of my work' after every pan or paean.
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Zoe Guttenplan @zoeguttenplan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I wrote about the Microsoft Word default font you didn't know you were using
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wrote on some letters from David Foster Wallace to Sven Birkerts that are up for sale. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/i-am-not-a...
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‘I AM NOT A PARTICULARLY SMART OR IMAGINATIVE MAN, BUT . . . ’
Letters from David Foster Wallace go up for sale
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Surf's up. open.substack.com/pub/christia...
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BRIAN WILSON & THE QUESTION OF GENIUS
At the conjuncture of rockism & poptimism
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Amos Ozempic @gordondouglas.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Christian Lorentzen with a drive by shooting on the stakes of New York City's mayoral race. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 14/06/2025
‘Fear-mongering is particularly disgusting when crime has been declining for three decades and much of Manhattan is now indistinguishable from Disneyland.’ Christian Lorentzen on Andrew Cuomo’s bid to be New York Mayor, online early: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Christian Lorentzen · Mayor of New York
Crossroads, watershed, turning or tipping point, whatever cliché falls just this side of revolution: that’s the way...
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richard scott larson @richardscottlarson.com · 14/06/2025
"Fear-mongering about crime and filthy crackheads is particularly disgusting when crime has been declining for three decades and much of Manhattan is now indistinguishable from Disneyland." @xlo.bsky.social
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Christian Lorentzen · Mayor of New York
Crossroads, watershed, turning or tipping point, whatever cliché falls just this side of revolution: that’s the way...
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Reading tomorrow in London. open.substack.com/pub/christia...
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LONDON READING
See you in Walthamstow tomorrow night
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Wrote on Robson. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/freelance-...
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FREELANCE EMOTIONAL DETECTIVES & PRISONERS OF HISTORY
On Leo Robson’s ‘The Boys’, other boys, and some girls (or men and women)
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I reviewed the new Wes Anderson picture. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/arrested-r...
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
When Terry Southern adapted John Barth. open.substack.com/pub/christia...
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PLAYING CHICKEN
When Terry Southern adapted John Barth
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CHRISTIAN LORENTZEN @xlo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I've inserted a correction. & congrats on your novel!
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Ian Curtin @iancurtin.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"Now we have such lists in their ultimate form: a list written by nobody for readers who don’t care consisting mostly of books that do not and will never exist, plus Ian McEwan’s Atonement."
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