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The one from the Christian Siriano video.

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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It'd be pretty cool if anyone texted me back...
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is art hanging in my library that looks like absolute shit. There are misspellings you can clearly see were painted over. It's called "folk art." Your shitty art is folk art. Just do it!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Whoa, I feel like shit
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah, I've got ADHD. A dangerously hard dick.
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Doing better today, but i'm tired as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Having a really tough time lately.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
People always talk about zombie jesus but not enough people talk about lich jesus.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Are You There Chat? It's Me, Unc.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Now, if you see a boogie and a woogie in the same place, I'll be damned if you don't find an oogie 'round there somewhere. #FolksyWisdomForMySon
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
wow, so anime is just straight up pedophilic...
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
and finally
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
4:30 AM and i'm up steakposting.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
read the alt text if you're a fuckin poser
A photo of Girard Way of My Chemical Romance kneeling on stage, singing into a handheld microphone, circa 2003—I Brought You My Bullets era—with an image of a streak superimposed over his heart, evoking, through clever wordplay, the lyric "can you stake my heart" from the song "Vampires Will Never Hurt You."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I tend-to-her-loin until i beef (???)
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Tenderloin?! I barely knowerloin!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I put my stake in that tender loin.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
you've made a huge bistec
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ayo is that girl from McDonald's? Because i wanna court her and pound her.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
pleiades nuts
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Watching Dinosaurs on Netflix.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
do sic and cis mean the same thing?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oh, I "make you laugh"? 🥴 😒 No. I'm joking you off.
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is what boy gay sex is to me is now. Sorry.
A thumbnail of two mean shaking penis hands. Not hands made of penis, but penis made of hands. The text reads "Inside the Gay Tech Mafia Gay men have long been rumored to run Silicon Valley. WIRED investigates."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Silicone is the most hair- and dust-attracting material on the planet and I hate it.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🚨 PSA: NOT ALL CHRISTMAS SWEATERS ARE “UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS”!!!! 🚨 Sometimes they’re just REGULAR Christmas Sweaters. Don’t just say, “HEY, NICE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!” like MY COWORKER JUST DID when I COMPLETELY made them and THIS ARGUMENT up in my head.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me logging onto the internet:
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm so goated, chupacabras wanna suck me.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Don't be such a pussy, Alfredo" 😉😏😋
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ITS WAS APRIL 1ST?!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I took this picture in 2017.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This is called a hat on a hat on a hat.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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anna | heard evermore x peter live @goldrushmaroon.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
do you guys think dude wipes will sponsor the wedding
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Maddy!! @karmaisaqueer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
God fucking damnit
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
You're not punk and I'm? Telling everyone.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me, if I had a timid friend named Alfredo: "Don't be such a Chicken, Alfredo."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Bad day at the library today. Oh, we've only been open an hour? Yeah.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Serious question: how long does a text have to sit unanswered before you consider it ignored or "left on read/delivered"?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Cancelled coming out... 😳
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Truly cultish how they treat her words as gospel even when they contradict obvious facts that they would have agreed two days ago were obvious facts. "Mommy God said the sky is brown. Sky-is-blue truthers get wrecked."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
is all I'm saying
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It's kinda fun being out of the loop, but seeing everyone's excitement. 🥹
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Shout out to the gaylors who, as far as I gather, predicted everything??? Nice work 🫡 love you, miss you 🧡🤍🩷
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
lol this cover looks like something you find when you turn on all the lights in a seedy hotel room. It's tacky and ugly and it makes me itchy.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Can someone just... please?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
White guy who went to Black barber and his friend Sprockets.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
5 of my last 8 texts have gone unanswered. Luv 2 txt 🙃
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