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The one from the Christian Siriano video.

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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It'd be pretty cool if anyone texted me back...
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, Hannah!! The week's almost over.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is art hanging in my library that looks like absolute shit. There are misspellings you can clearly see were painted over. It's called "folk art." Your shitty art is folk art. Just do it!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh sheesh, I've been having this problem too (I think)! Had a surgery almost 20 years ago for it, and now it suddenly resurfaces. 😓😓😓😓
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Whoa, I feel like shit
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wish I had negotiated for more money. I think it went me, them, me, and they accepted. Which then felt like I could have asked for higher. I've since learned that they will not rescind the job offer based on negotiation! They might stop negotiating, but you won't get in trouble.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah, I've got ADHD. A dangerously hard dick.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy birthday!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Everyone's coming over to my house! We have a baby and a whole lot of liquor to get rid of!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just barely to the left of this was a Gaylor shrine, btw.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thank you for saying that because I didn't make the connection right away
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
most likely it's all in one place and you filter by locations
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know about him! What do you want to say? lol I'm here. 🦻
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Thank you! That's so thoughtful. I'm a hugger, so hug accepted and returned. ❤️
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Thank you!!!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Doing better today, but i'm tired as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Having a really tough time lately.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
why oh fuck?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
People always talk about zombie jesus but not enough people talk about lich jesus.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Are You There Chat? It's Me, Unc.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Now, if you see a boogie and a woogie in the same place, I'll be damned if you don't find an oogie 'round there somewhere. #FolksyWisdomForMySon
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
wow, so anime is just straight up pedophilic...
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
and finally
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
or whatever matchbox twenty said.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
or if you're blind, i guess. my bad.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
4:30 AM and i'm up steakposting.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
read the alt text if you're a fuckin poser
A photo of Girard Way of My Chemical Romance kneeling on stage, singing into a handheld microphone, circa 2003—I Brought You My Bullets era—with an image of a streak superimposed over his heart, evoking, through clever wordplay, the lyric "can you stake my heart" from the song "Vampires Will Never Hurt You."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I tend-to-her-loin until i beef (???)
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Tenderloin?! I barely knowerloin!
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I put my stake in that tender loin.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
you've made a huge bistec
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ayo is that girl from McDonald's? Because i wanna court her and pound her.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
pleiades nuts
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
same
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Watching Dinosaurs on Netflix.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
do sic and cis mean the same thing?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Oh, I "make you laugh"? 🥴 😒 No. I'm joking you off.
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is what boy gay sex is to me is now. Sorry.
A thumbnail of two mean shaking penis hands. Not hands made of penis, but penis made of hands. The text reads "Inside the Gay Tech Mafia Gay men have long been rumored to run Silicon Valley. WIRED investigates."
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Well, who do you look like?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Silicone is the most hair- and dust-attracting material on the planet and I hate it.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🚨 PSA: NOT ALL CHRISTMAS SWEATERS ARE “UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS”!!!! 🚨 Sometimes they’re just REGULAR Christmas Sweaters. Don’t just say, “HEY, NICE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!” like MY COWORKER JUST DID when I COMPLETELY made them and THIS ARGUMENT up in my head.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If I thought The Clash were sellouts I'd call them The Ca$h
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me logging onto the internet:
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
no "or"
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm so goated, chupacabras wanna suck me.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"I eat the pussy like Alfredo" is the kind of lyric that would make my rap career sound like 4D chess.
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Don't be such a pussy, Alfredo" 😉😏😋
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ITS WAS APRIL 1ST?!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?
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JV @xjxvx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I took this picture in 2017.
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