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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦

@xeyedmess.bsky.social
1.4K followers 3.1K following 292 posts

Author, Banting/Keto cheerleader, professional carb-dodger, liberal, and Trump despiser. Running on avocado, bacon, and boundless optimism. Founder of a tiny Facebook group (2.3M+ strong) where we banish sugar & celebrate butter. #BantingLife

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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Bucket list item ✅. Life begins at 60.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
RIP President Jimmy Carter. A giant of kindness, compassion and service to mankind. You were an example to all. 💔💔
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Manchester is red! Yeah baby!
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣 💀
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Good morning, world. #MyDaisy
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
People, get a grip! This is not a dating site. I’m inundated with dodgy dm’s. What in the hell?? Join one of those swiping apps, please!! I’m sure you’ll be a lot more successful. I really don’t care that you think that I have a “beautiful smile” or “pretty eyes”. Fokkof!
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yesterday we celebrated 36 years of marriage. Look at those 80s perms and ask yourself - how did we find anyone attractive? 🤣🤣
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I don’t know how to feel right now. So humbled and honored that our book is on this billboard in Cape Town City Center. I want to thank you guys, each and every one of you that has bought our book and made this possible. Thank you seems like such small words to express my gratitude.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Had to share.
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David Heath @davidheath.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski had a total meltdown this morning that lasted more than 20 minutes and was hard to watch. They attacked the media for reporting on them flying down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and they tried to explain why they apologized for a joke David Frum made.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The ridiculous AF cabinet picks - it’s all a smoke screen. Orange Ass appointed them all knowing that they’ll never pass the smell test. He was doing all that to appease his base and so that he can say, “See? I tried”. Lying POS.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@bsky.app please have alert bells for the people we follow. Please!! I miss so many posts from the people whose voices I love.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Welcome to the blue, @senwarren.bsky.social #SouthAfricanFan
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Here’s another Magat for the block list bsky.app/profile/noon...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
CARTOON OF THE DAY
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Anytime I’d like to get far away from Magats, I go to the library. 😬
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/12/2024
Reminder that the woman accusing Pete Hegseth of assaulting her is a Republican, and the incident occurred at a Republican conference. She was there with her husband. Pretty difficult set of circumstances to dismiss as a witch hunt but seems like Republicans are going to try.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fake account alert bsky.app/profile/orin... - please report. @orinkerr.bsky.social, thanks for sending me the heads up.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
In a country with approximately 48.5 million people struggling with substance use disorders and a staggering 393 million guns in civilian hands, it’s surprising that Hunter Biden was ever brought up on charges—let alone convicted—for lying on a gun application.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“Leaving” Xitter by not posting there, but still lurking, is like being the ex who can’t stop stalking their former partner. Let it go, folks. Don’t boost the user count for that Saffir POS.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This Thanksgiving, here is what I’m thankful for: I’m thankful that I’m not American and that I won’t have to live under that shit show of a Trump regime for the next 4 years.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
@macfearghus.bsky.social some more. Enjoy
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
@macfearghus.bsky.social saw your profile and had to show you these that I took in January 2024 when we went on safari
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The worst homophobia I’ve seen: A friend’s son was addicted to drugs. They took him to rehab but left because the person who greeted them was gay. She said, ‘What if they made him gay? I’d rather have a drug addict son than a gay one.’ Let that sink in.
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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Everyone wants to faint like a delicate Victorian flower, when in reality it’s along the lines of we’re falling like we’re mad at the floor. Hope the bump resolves quickly!
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
MAGA trolls on Twitter continue to say Bluesky users are “all bots.” Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So tomorrow I have to go to the doctor. I was standing talking to my husband when I passed out. Did I do one of those slow “I’m getting the vapours” fall? No. I hit the floor with a vengeance. Apparently my head actually bounced. Now I have a lump the size of a golf ball on the back of my head. 🤬🤬🤬
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 24/11/2024
Though leave us not forget that today is also the birthday of Joan Sanderson, the immortal Mrs. Richards of Fawlty Towers. "Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?"
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Please excuse me if I brag a little. My latest book got a two page spread in our Sunday national newspaper, The Sunday Times, today. Emotional and proud.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
🚨 Scammer Alert 🚨 Beware of errickeith.bsky.social. This is a romance scammer! He DM’d me, and within 2 minutes, he outed himself. 🙄
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Proud Argon Welder⚙️🔩 Girl Dad 👼 Lover And Follower of GOD
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My dog also does this but he has huge paws so he is often punching the phone out of my hand 😂
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🎶This is how we do it🎶 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tryyyyyyy!!! Fassi you little beauty. #RSAvWAL
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
And yep, on comes my man Pollard!! Shit’s about to get real. #RSAvWAL
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Is there a more insufferable prick who would drop to his knees and blow Trump given the chance than Piers Morgan? I try not to hate anyone, but I’m making an exception. Those pursed fish lips and shit eating smirk whenever he gets owned by some kid on his show. Pathetic
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The only thing I’m missing here is the “bell” notification alert option for the accounts I follow. This platform has become so busy that I miss half of the “Blues” of the people I follow.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Feeling quite emotional now. Had my first Bluesky run in with a MAGAt. 🥹🥹 🤣
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Would love to know how many users the Saffir arsehole has lost since 6 November. Anyone? Anyone?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/11/2024
What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If douchebag were a person.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is happening. 19 mil+ and growing every second. Restoring my faith that #decency and #character still exist. There’s a reason why the letter X means wrong, cancel, no, disqualified, forbidden, hazardous, deleted and obsolete.
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If your president-elect and members of his cabinet have mugshots, you're doing democracy wrong.
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T Antony 🏳‍🌈 @t-antony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is the campaign the women's groups and democrats should have been running for the last eight years.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Christine @sussexbumpkin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A GOP of Pervs.
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Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @xeyedmess.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What’s the collective noun for a group of sexual assaulters? A cabinet
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