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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️

@xerimichael.bsky.social
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general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music

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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 7h
Get this: In many parts of the wall they have to leave access corridors for wildlife. Guess who can also fit through these sections? The Visigoths cant come fast enough.
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 11h
Man, what a colossal waste of resources. The border wall is being made in my little town, and it’s insane to see how much steel is being dumped on this stupid project. They are supppsed to churn out 60 panels a day and it’s a 43 million dollar contract. But heaven forbid we have healthcare.
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I once made a pipe out of an apple for a group of German guys giving me a ride from southern Germany to northern Germany. They were on their way to a reggae fest with Lee Scratch Perry in a Rasta colored van. They never smoked straight weed so they loved it and one of ‘em ate the apple afterwards.
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Darling Nikki
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my balls bring everyone to the yard
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
with a pocket full of shells
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I assumed they were fighting over him tbh
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
someone tried to feel me up on Sat night but not someone I wanted to unfortunately and had to shut it down
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
setbreak
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See that little stain on this shirt? Before our gig I was cleaning my bong and a pipe using rubbing alcohol. I threw the pipe in my shirt pocket and I guess there was some residue in it. I could not figure out why I smelled like resin while loading in until my band mate pointed it out. #derp
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s probably Nightmare on Elm street, I was around 5-6 and
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that was a sick space
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOSE
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this fuckin YEM has the juice
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YYYYEEEMMM
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if we slow danced during lonely trip
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AC is being burned to the ground!
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLY HOLY SHIT
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Wombat Matt at Trader Vic’s, his hat was perfect
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LET TREY DRUM
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh fuck yeah alien shit
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok that’s wild
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHAT IS A BAND WITHOUT SAXOPHONE
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no mans!
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
playing an afternoon gig means I am home in time for set two, lfg
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
20 min moma in the 2 hole? Ok
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh for fucks sake
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dafurq?
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good morning from church after shutting the town down last night
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ayooo
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nah?
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tell me more about
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a good one like queso
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we love them so 🥹
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💪
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and they say the midwest isn’t real
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nature is healing
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh fuck yeah gin
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you lucky mofos #stash
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott bott
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok sorry I started the show late and my feed hadn’t caught up #er
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and 20 min later here we are
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
viewing gallery tbh
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
would
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
would ya look at this goofy guy
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the fucking good ham skit
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