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We The Purple

@xequalsalex.bsky.social
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩 you get the idea he/him

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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 33m
And my favorite mix up...
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 1h
"good morneeeeaahhhngg!"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 1h
OK, but the vampire stuff is accurate, right?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 1h
Curses! Guilfoyled again!
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, Virginia, morning beans are real.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow, I can't believe they got George Dzundza for this! Also, who's George Dzundza?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The actor who plays the alternate timeline Lister in this episode is the same actor who played his younger self in Timeslides I always thought that was a neat casting choice
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He looks like David Duchovny tried to morph into a rodent but got stuck halfway through.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The actual video of Hussein's death wasn't broadcast by a network though, it was leaked by a guard who was later arrested. Which feels like a minor quibble at this point but still, it's slightly different.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been feeling this so hard for the last few years
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 if I haven't watched Mystery Science Theater 1-2999 yet?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boyz 3 Men
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She learned how to stand from watching the Æon Flux cartoon
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
producer: "hm, needs more bubbles" [turns "popping" knob to 10]
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's called hypertrichosis. Maybe you've furred of it.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Death is but a door" And then something about a window and coming back, idk.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
en-surf-alitis
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently his biggest idol is Henry Rollins and I don't know if that's a bigger indictment of Henry Rollins or Wil Wheaton.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm really proud of this one but it's just so goddamn niche
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanestrone
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, he IS wearing a shirt and tie, dress for the job you want
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hard to say. Could be a reference to C3P0 in Attack of the Clones. There's just no way to know.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, maybe that could have worked too. It's honestly one of my favorite Disney era SW movies, but I just wanted more.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it's as good as it is BECAUSE it's a series. A trilogy of movies would have been flashier but I cannot imagine a film version of this story that's as rich and profound as the series. Conversely, Solo should have been a series too. Great movie but I wanted more.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh come on now, let's not play the old "who amputated what" game. We've all made mistakes at work!
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've noticed a lot of talk show hosts have this weird territorial thing about comedy. If someone they don't expect to be funny comes on and does a bit, they immediately shut it down. I saw Conan and Colbert do it all the time. It's really weird. Nice guys, but they get prickly around non-comedians
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[extreme Rob Zombie voice]
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favorite was Tyra Banks going undercover by wearing a fat suit and interacting with random people at a grocery store only to be SHOCKED to realize that non-gorgeous people are treated differently [gasp!].
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rest in peace, Ziggy. You lived a long cat life, saw many different countries, met many wonderful people (who all fell in love with you), and kept me company for 17 years. You were, quite simply, the greatest cat, a perfect roommate, and my best friend. I will miss you forever, sugarbear.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By far the simplest and easiest coffee maker (to operate and clean). And maybe the fastest. I switched to it from a French press. Tbh, I had to adjust to the flavor because it was different but I love it now (sort of a lighter flavor).
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Ah fuck, this is such a metaphor for how uncontrolled technology is destroying us, fucking shit!"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me when everything is definitely great and not terrible
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a very early memory of pumping quarters into an arcade machine at the mall in the 80s to play Star Wars. I'm sure the game was garbage and virtually unplayable but I think it's the thing that rewired my brain and made me a life long fan. This and Dragon Warrior on the NES a few years later.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fantasy fantasy football
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's nice when the layoff industry occasionally makes games but frankly I'm starting to think it's not worth it.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The gaming industry is really just a layoff industry that occasionally makes games
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Def Leppard's lesser known song
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fabled vagina bones
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cats should simply never get sick and live forever. It's going to hurt like a motherfucker to lose this guy and I'm not ready
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"NORWAY!" - Australians when they heard the sad news about King Harald V
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh hell yes www.polygon.com/ridley-scott...
polygon.com
Ridley Scott Confirms an Unexpected Alien Sequel Is on the Way
Ridley Scott is working on a sequel to 'Alien: Covenant'
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like the subtle implication that there are different tiers of celebrity in heaven too. "NO! You do NOT get to stand at the top, Ozzy, that's RESERVED!"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whoa, "clanker" with a hard r? Where's the moderation team?!
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ok, what? holy shit... FREE Witcher 3 remaster?!?!?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK, but Usain Bolt didn't run into a wall doing it and then have to get carried out on a stretcher.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: BD/ED Bushier
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So weird having a solar eclipse during a heat wave. Like... the sun is trying to kill us but is also a little shy about it
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"God, you eat ONE testicle and suddenly you're the testicle-eating fish. I eat other things too, you know 😒"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I prefer the first two games to 0, but it's still pretty good, just has a different structure. The town building mechanic is pretty fun though. And you can unlock all the characters from the first game!
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