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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone's a critic
A tabby cat has playing cards arrayed around him, as if performing a magic trick. He is glowering at a black cat
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So other than that Frau Göring, how were the fits?
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"but if you fuck one goat..."
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Sia @siadc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#TheTraitors
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Woke early to the majestic sight of the native trampolines heading south for the winter
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Probably should change the Mog avatar
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm here to laugh, love, fuck and drink liquor, And help the damn revolution come quicker
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The Fence @thefence.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Woke or Fascist? We would be very, very *very* surprised if anyone can get full marks in this... have a go in the comments below
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/12/2024
Greggs Wallace ponders if he is out of touch, but decides it's middle class women if a certain age who are wrong
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fair dos, got home fine. You win this one Avanti
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The next few hours of my life are in the hands of Avanti. Always a stressful prospect
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before. But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.
Daily Mail headline: Prankster fools Selfridges staff three times into getting rude words printed on jars of nutella

- Seamas O'Reilly, from Derry, Northern Ireland, came up with the jokes
- Staff in Oxford Street store made to put 'bumgravy' and 'backdirt# on jars
- One poor worker was even convinced that 'arsemuck' was an Irish name
- The 30-year-old admits he's spent £19 and doesn't even like Nutella
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Thanks FullFact!
A screenshot from fullfact.org

Headline: Google snippets falsely claimed eating glass has health benefits

15 NOVEMBER 2023

WHAT WAS CLAIMED
Eating glass has health benefits. For example, it can “aid in weight loss”.

OUR VERDICT
This is not true. Eating glass is potentially dangerous.
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Getting the train to Glasgow, fingers-crossed
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Evert @xenmonkey.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Full of cold, blergh
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