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Apotheosis

@xenicus.bsky.social
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I post random crap Obsessions with The Magnus Archives/Protocol, Magic: The Gathering, and Whatever my video game hyperfixation of the week is (Stardew Valley)

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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@tolariancommunitycollege.com I am begging you guys to make a Cameo account
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I had so much fun at the #goodkid chaos tour in Houston last night. The show was amazing, and I got a cool polaroid
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm so excited for the good kid tour this February I got tickets for the Houston show and I can't wait
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
17 days, 3 hours, and 31 minutes. It feels like only yesterday I was opening last years spotify wrapped. It makes me laugh if I try to categorize this year's top songs. Trans, lonley, the magnus archives, unique, and depressing. Aka, It's all is just the magnus archives.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There is no better feeling than pirating a AAA game because why pay 60$ when you can pay 0
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Jane Pretis type post #themagnusarchives
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
My girlfriend gave me the magnus archives mails
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popxicl @popxicl.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
this is so dumb help #tma
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I was re watching Epithet Erased, and this is one of my favorite parts from any show ever. I have quoted this so many times over the years, and no one has ever gotten the reference
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I'm gonna be so surprised if Watchers Crown isn't my #1 listened to song on spotify its sooo good #themagnusarchives
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
went to Mount Baldy to see a wendigo but all i saw was a deer on two legs floating toward me and gibbering
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Some more cryptids and urban legends and what entity I think they fall under Ahool- The Dark Mothman - The Vast Yeti- The Lonley Dodo Bird - The Extinction Baba Yaga - The Flesh Banshee - The End J'Ba Fofi - The Web #themagnusarchives
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Some cryptids and urban legends and what entity I think they fall under Chupacabra - The Flesh Big Foot - The Hunt Thunderbird - The Vast Doppelgänger - The Stranger The Hidebehind - The Eye Chimera - The Desolation The Augerino - The Buried The Wendigo - The Slaughter #themagnusarchvies
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Where The Desolation meets the Spiral #themagnusarchives
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Shower thought: what do people taste like? And how do things like age, tattoo, skin pigmention, muscle mass, etc, affect the taste and texture of the meat.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
How come when you touch a spider web, it feels like it never leaves. Like no matter how much I try to pull it off, it feels like it's still there. Top 10 awful feeling.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I was thinking about The Bone Turners Tale and I wonder if it could be used for gender reassignment surgery #themagnusarchives
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I love to imagine what a Magnus Archives universes beyond would look like for Magic the Gathering
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
When I first heard MAG 21: Freefall, I never really understood what Moira Kelly meant when she said the sky ate her son Robert, but tonight on my way home from work right as I crested a hill the dark stary sky felt so large, vast, and far to close. It truly felt like it could swallow me whole.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
When I started the magnus archives, it was already completed now with season 2 of the magnus protocol not coming till February 2025 the wait for it feels like it stretches on forever
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
It's feels so nice to listen to the magnus archives while you do your job . Like yes, I'm a productive member of society as I listen to the anti-christ and his boyfriend treck through the apocalypse.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 20/10/2024
Sometime disassociating is a rational response.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A list of my interests for the blue sky algorithm: The Magnus Archives The Magnus Protocol Magic: The Gathering Elden Ring Cryptozoology Stardew Valley Moth Man The Satanic Temple Guilty Gear Slime Rancher Portal
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Kwite @kwite.co · 20/10/2024
moon deniers be like: "fly me to the.. uh.. Ummm"
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
There's no feeling quite like starting the same 200 episode podcast for 5th time
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Has anyone else gone through the autism diagnosis to an obsession with The Magnus archives pipeline? #TMA #themagnusarchives
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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
You know, obviously humanity has come up with some truly appalling Bullshit Binaries That Aren't Real over the years (big shout-out to my man 'gender'), but I think the one that annoys me the most might actually be Introvert/Extrovert. Absolute garbage-tier fake binary.
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I was thinking about what cryptids would taste the best, and here's the ranking I've decided for the top ten tastiest looking #cryptids 1. Jackalope 2. Kraken 3. Chupacabra 4. Jersy Devil 5. Bigfoot 6. Thunderbird 7. Mothman 8. Loch Ness Monster 9. Rougarou 10. Wendigo
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
It's such a nice feeling to just sit inside all day when it's cold and relax with a nice cup of cocoa and a pirated copy of a AAA game
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I literally just switched from Twitter to bluesy and ots so much better, like it's an immediate change from *raging incel noises* to *happy non toxic community noises*
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Apotheosis @xenicus.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The greatest moment from #TMA was when that guy just walked out of the spiral #themagnusarchives
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