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Xavier D’Leau

@xavierdleau.com
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world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: xd@thexdexperience.com buymeacoffee.com/xavierdleau Los Angeles, California 📍

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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
white women were always the problem. (and latina women who sided with whiteness)
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 2h
Tax those billionaires!!!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
pro 40 is the billionaires tax! yes on 40! tax them!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
lobbyist are texting lies. here's one i got
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
41 and 42 are to negate 40!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 2h
california yes on 40 no on 41 no on 42
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
anybody try javvy products? are they any good?
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
obama was hella presidents ago. let it go bro
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
i hate that song so bad
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
this is like cards against humanity and you're stuck with the one card that doesn't go with the prompt but you have to play it anyway.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
indeed!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
babyface's biggest flaws are 1. that he don't get nearly any of the smoke pebbles gets. 2. he wrote wey u.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
now i’m probably the problem because i’m like “are they broke? why don’t they fly private????” but i recognize that.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 5h
savannah james said
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 6h
i want to go but i need masks and sheisties and shit
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 6h
yesterday was a hard day at the gym. i half assed that work out but i fucking went.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 6h
even if i’m not into women, i still can’t be a disappointment 😂
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 6h
and bashing isn’t the right word. moreso, doing what niggas be doing.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 7h
one of the ways i stay motivated is i think back to the day and he womenfolk were on here bashing men for looking…the way they do at 40. i said WONT BE ME and fixed that shit.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 7h
yes! 🫂
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 7h
i’ve been to parties at cornell and colgate and it is LAWLESS. OUTLAW. MUDSHOW. in northern and western new york state.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 7h
nuclear waste!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 7h
#aintno Pumpkin Spice. it’s still margaritas and tank top weather.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i found mine recently. what a feeling! i’m happy for you!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
GOOD!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
these bastards are shooting fireworks at 8 in the morning. i gotta move out of the city lol
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
jack smith is testifying again
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
he wanna be tara reid from 2003 and i don’t know why.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
but nobody told his big ass to come back. we aint want him the first time he was there!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i dont think so!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
yes!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
lmfao. i usually don't. i just happened to look at the WW app and saw the calories i've consumed for the day.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
the only thing i hate about food now is that i weight everything. it's an annoying extra step but it's hella helpful.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
1400 calories right there.
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Euphoric @tracyreps.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Reecie Colbert doing some top tier cussing 😂 youtu.be/GUWRTdxLl7k?...
youtu.be
Amanda Seales, You Got Me F*cked Up!
YouTube video by Reecie Colbert
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
today's meals: breakfast: 2 egg mcmuffins. no cheese. hashbrown. lunch: lean ground beef. lettuce. pico de gallo. reduced fat cheese. black beans. cauliflower rice with onion. snack: watermelon coated in lime zest and juice.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
that's mother fucking right!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i stood up and clapped in my house at the end of season 2 of american crime.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
that was some amazing television right there.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
love >>>>
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
we'll see who is the best at auditions!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
(i thought it was a whites only thing)
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
oh they DID that shit
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i want to play TC Carson when they get to Living Single
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
well alright!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
whoa
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
whew
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
WELLLLLL
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