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pissed off, funny, and warm / 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🩷💜💙/ bookworm / @indieheadspod.bsky.social twihard / 🏎️ 🆑16 / ♒️ / perfect tits and correct opinions are mine. she/her

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 3h
Just in time.
A dark attic. A small child much too young to be alone in an attic or stand on their own is standing on top of a container. They are pressing their foot down on the heads of Flashy Bat, The Knife Ghost, and Handsome Ron with their Halloween hat on. The text reads: Spooky season? Not yet! Get back in the box! It's Baby Safety Month! Always put your baby to sleep in products intended for sleep such as a crib, bassinet, play yard, or bedside sleeper. Move your baby to a safe sleep space if they fall asleep elsewhere. Always place your baby on their back to sleep.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 3h
sorry. if true this is one of the funniest things you could possibly say in this kind of event. it’s called mayday though (sorry im canadian they call it that here but they also make it here)
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 3h
why am I laughing at this
He added that he "pulled the controls" of the plane, explaining to Netanyahu that he watches Canadian documentary series Air Crash Investigation. "The plane started to level out, a bit more, and then [another] pilot told me he was taking control from there."
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 7h
maybe running a radio ad from an ex-governor that was not exactly the most popular guy endorsing you is not the way to get people to vote for you
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 20h
Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picked up my adderall prescription yesterday, took it this morning and the pills are girlboss pink
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like... you do understand that this is an insane thing to roll out right before midterms, right? and if I were running for office I would plaster this on every college campus with voter registration drives. newrepublic.com/post/213446/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like a winning message for democrats now should be "everyone on the other side and associated with this administration is just making your life miserable and I'm going to actually try to make your life better"
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the fact christian horner's book is not called "I am married to a beautiful Spice Girl and for some reason I still decided to be a sex pest" is a big L for me
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
literally all I want is a decent phone case that isn’t covered in AI slop why THE FUCK HAVE WE MADE SO MUCH AI SLOP
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting a second dog is making my first dog want to rough house for once
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep looking at my dog and thinking he looks like this meme
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Lauren And Hacker: We're Just Innocent Men
Alt: Lauren And Hacker: We're Just Innocent Men
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this whole thread reminds me of earlier this year when I went to the daytona 24h, a lot of snow hit the east coast that made it nearly impossible to leave florida, and my plane out of florida after I finally was able to get on one was diverted from DC to Philly
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what was that @fishtopher.bsky.social quote floating around a few years ago? To be loved is to be changed?
The same tan and white Jack Russell/wire terrier idfk man looking significantly happier and less wet and pathetic. He’s sitting inside now. He’s safe and loved.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
still thinking about the godawful human who decided that they did not want the rescue dog that I just got and either dumped him or just didn’t look for him too hard when he ran out, which gives us this Sarah McLachlan ass photo from the local pet lost and found Facebook group
a brown and white Jack Russell? Wire terrier? Curled into a wet little ball huddled in a corner looking really fucking sad and pathetic. You can just hear the “in the aaaaarrrrrmmmmms ooooof the angels” playing in the background
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you vote for me, I will install dr pepper fountains everywhere
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
telling my boss he does not need ChatGPT when you can literally just ask me and I drink less water, write a better quality email, and I guess you can ask me to spread misinformation if you like but I’m at least cuter
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if multiple people independently observe that it looks like the marriott bonvoy logo, I wonder how mad I would be if I were Hilton (a major sponsor who puts lando in their hotel tv advertisements)
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at the military propaganda air show and they played “the giver” by Chappell roan
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kyle 🤝 my sister Experiencing dread when I spot a congresswoman in the wild
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at the military propaganda air show and they just played a Macklemore song; who wants to tell them why that’s funny
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"can I gently thunderous smite them?"
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a second dog has entered my apartment
Willow (brown and white Shiba mix) and Roger (a brown and white Jack Russell mix)
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kyle: you have a 1% chance of beating me Me: so it isn’t 0 Kyle: okay babe Later Kyle: fuck Me: what? Kyle: now I have a 1% chance of beating you Me: I told you it wasn’t 0
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Liam O'Brien: So You're Saying There's A Chance
Alt: Liam O'Brien: So You're Saying There's A Chance
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
happy fire emblem: fortune’s eve
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
his friends call him the little magician (for making any goodwill towards ed sheeran disappear)
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now, mark.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
crossed the 50 movie mark on letterboxd for the year ✅
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tonight’s emmys prove my hometown does provide some culture once in a while
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
asking my family important questions like “which character do I pick from the genshin anniversary selector” and got these words of wisdom
Screenshot of text from Mom 🍸:  oh then definitely blue. It’s about winning not about pretty.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it is “beating my boyfriend at fantasy football despite not giving a single fuck about football” szn
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A child called me a mistake sandwich today and I’m still reeling
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
waking up my boyfriend from a nap by playing The Big Bopper on our Alexa in the bathroom really loudly
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so why is there a man defending the bin laden family in the comments of the Williams livery reveal for this weekend
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean. Sure?
screenshot of an ad on Instagram from eBay for a fucking guillotine
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/09/2026
Good morning. It's Baby Safety Month and you've got things to learn.
A hawk with the head of a human baby -- soaring through the blue skies with glee -- its talons extended and ready to strike. The text reads: Babies don't have talons. You need to keep them safe. Your human baby needs a safe sleep space. Bare is best - make sure to remove all suffocation hazards like toys, blankets, pillows, and padded crib bumpers from your baby's sleep space.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Female wife guy @reeena.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s crazy how nobody ever googles Nathan Fielder before agreeing to be on camera with him
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ferrari’s comms are so good right now! They posted black and white memorial looking photos of their driver that they have not posted an update on his medical condition following a 60G crash. 🤡
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
influencing my fantasy football league by giving everyone name ideas
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think this is from the babadook? Anyway it’s the meme with the screaming blonde lady saying “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!” On top, captioned as “Leclerc, tifosi, Leclerc fans”

And on the bottom is a kid, no more than 8, screaming and captioned “Lewis and his weird fans”  and “[hateful abuse]” like the kid is screaming the abuse part.
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
really glad my Monza adventure was last year because the vibes around this weekend’s race are rancid
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Dolly Parton's sister pleads for end to 'AI garbage' posts after singer's death
Since Parton's death in late August, dozens of AI-generated songs, images and videos have appeared online.
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