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Juris Canis

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Music, law, 80s pop culture, athletic guitaring, dogs as judges of character

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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 7h
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Oxford Kama Sutra
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17h
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 14h
It's already illegal. Congress banned it near-unanimously in 2022. That law allows the ban to be lifted only if Russia withdraws from Ukraine. He's simply breaking the law that's already on the books.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11h
Gadsden "dont tread on me" flag edited to say "dont email me"
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 10h
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 10h
David Caruso: Looks like it wasn’t someone’s lucky day after all Roger Daltrey: YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 10h
Or if out routes take longer to develop, is this a product of the o-line not being stout enough to give those plays enough time to happen?
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 10h
What explains why Stroud has such a wild split like that? Seems like he has plenty of arm strength and confidence to throw an out.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 19h
I’ve never seen anything that so badly needed to be renamed after Kurt Vonnegut
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WIRED @wired.com · 10/10/2026
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
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Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This study funded by the Hooman Beds For Dogs Foundation
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Family Feud Game Board Strike
ALT: Family Feud Game Board Strike
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously believe the simple explanation is her publicly backing out of the algae pool prosecution
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In 2013-2014 I did the assessment on Soldiers who commit mass shootings for the Office of the Provost Marshal General (OPMG) and Army Corrections Command (ACC). This was to be the first in a series of ever more in depth & detailed assessments on the subject. The sequester killed the project. 2/
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GJs don’t indict 100% of the time, but they do at a pretty high rate bc the standard of proof is much lower than at trial. Pure speculation on my part, but this info seems like it would not come from someone on or pushing the case but instead from someone who believes the evidence doesn’t support it
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The initial motions hearings on this are gonna go really, really not well for whoever at DOJ draws the short straw to appear
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who is Grimphysema?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026
I’ve seen some complaints that the four baseball games today start too close to each other and I disagree, they should start at the same time with Jason Benetti broadcasting them all NFL RedZone style
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the C+C Music Factory guy can do it
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FOX 12 Oregon @fox12oregon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seattle bans AI-based grocery pricing in US first
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Seattle bans AI-based grocery pricing in US first
Seattle has banned large grocery stores from using personal data and AI to set individual food prices, in a first-in-the-nation law taking effect in 2027.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well said, David Beasley
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Shred must be stopped
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go back every chance I get
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Macho Hen Randy Savage
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My uncle married a nice Cajun girl. He does a mean Cajun Night Before Christmas and she makes the best oyster stuffing you ever had.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see ya
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My dad grew up among your people so I understand alla dat
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just the opposite—they’re saying it’s not compatible with healthy life
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s a whole genre of metal dedicated to doomerism and even the people making that music will tell you it’s only fun because it’s pretend, like wearing a costume in a play that ends, and then you should smell flowers and kiss your wife
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
+Washington Commanders 🤕
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My roommate the illustration student tried to explain color theory to me in ‘94 or ‘95 and kept using MW’s work as examples bc “No one touches him on this stuff.” Within days I had a large-format of The Art of Michael Whelan bc I needed to be able to zen out with it any time I wanted. Still do!
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New ancient Gen X wisdom: For every meeting that could have been an email, there are five emails that could have been phone calls
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also a sharp way to cut through the filter of his advisors for raw signal
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouldn’t turn down a Gibson V with the lime sunburst on those oven doors
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like you stayed up too late watching I Think You Should Leave
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Yeah, this guy Larry, he’s got Spider 2 Y Banana in his pocket AND he’s happy to see you.”
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And when a reporter asks him about this, I can already hear him saying, “and you don’t see Caitlyn Clark’s team anywhere on that list, do you? Case closed!”
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG the sun monster got him again
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll ask when I’m in Paris and Alsace next month. They seem friendly and eager to help earnest visitors
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...and their best Fernando Mendoza is Kirko Chainzz
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Lilkirko Cousins: You Like That? Iconic Moment
ALT: Lilkirko Cousins: You Like That? Iconic Moment
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By my math, the order was filed 11 minutes after the Trump administration's reply brief came in.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quit clowning around, North Raleigh
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘After the incident with Usman, Robb told Muse to stop giving his address. To test the bot, he asked a few friends to see if Muse would still share it. “And it literally gave my address out to five people,” he said.’ 😱 www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house
The new AI agent, Muse, was released last week and has been downloaded by 3 million users
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not defending Anthropic’s single-super-share scheme. Giving veto power to one share of Class F seems intentionally insulting to the investors who bought up the 49.9% of ownership in all other classes.
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Juris Canis @x-tweeter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This describes a lot of pro sports teams, especially the ones with recent sales. When Josh Harris’s ownership group bought the Washington Commanders, Harris contributed 30%, the NFL’s minimum ownership % for a team’s controlling owner. Common now that only a few people can afford teams on their own.
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