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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Prediction: Donald Trump's face will replace the head of the bald eagle on all government heraldry or iconography or whatever they call that stuff.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Thoughts or prayers that the WHCD "pew pew" scare is some elaborate prediction market scheme, i.e. a Trump family member betting on an assassination attempt tonight, then sneaking in a handful of snappers, pop-its, or throw downs (in their butt?), before throwing jazz hands all the way to the bank.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

With everything going on right now, the Artemis II moon flyby feels like the part of the timeline where we accidentally destroy the moon.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The perfect gift for your MAGA friends or family: a pair of Florsheim Sorrento Cap Toe Oxfords, you probably can just guess the size

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Product idea: Invisalign with a decal of metal braces printed on them.

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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 31/01/2026

A manual for ICE's immigrant-targeting computer system, Palantir ELITE, was leaked today. Let's look at it, then step back to evaluate how far we've come along a dangerous road and where that road might take us. 🧵

404media.co

Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE

404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.

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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.

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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Prediction: Trump's Mideast peace plan will fall apart. Trump will blame the lack of recognition from the Nobel committee as the reason.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Much to my surprise, another telephone area code has covered my area for the past 12 years. You would think I would have noticed before now. Not that it matters. I know more IP addresses than phone numbers at this point. I can't remember the last time I talked on the phone.

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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 31/08/2025

OPINION: "If interpretation is selective—focusing on opulence while minimizing suffering—tourism then becomes a force of historical distortion," Betsy Pudliner writes.

buff.ly

Opinion | The Uneasy Economics of Heritage in the American South

Betsy Pudliner writes on the ethics of monetizing history during a time when plantation tourism has become popular.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Maybe I'm missing something, but I think a Venn diagram is the wrong visualization of this. It probably doesn't matter since most people will immediately get the joke. Perhaps a flowchart / decision tree? Never forget to always second guess yourself when considering including a Venn diagram

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Fingers crossed, I'll be able to stand up this Thanksgiving and say, "I'm thankful that him being a pedophile was finally too much for some people."

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Can you imagine the feeling someone will get fifty years from now when they find a roll of pennies? It's almost your duty to hide at least one roll somewhere, e.g. in your attic, buried in your yard, inside of one of your patients...

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Party platform ideas: ban consumer fireworks.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Sitcom idea: the new ICE-stapo positions are filled by Medicaid recipients trying to meet their new work requirements. Hilarity ensues.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Product idea: in the event of a parent's death, deploy a bot to like all of their children's posts on social media.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

The death of Fakespot may hurt more than the end of Google Reader.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Prediction: Trump's addition of a 51st U.S. state will require a flag redesign. DJT will handle it personally because he's always been a great lover of flags.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

The AI prompt that rendered the movie "The Alto Knights" probably went something like this: Deniro and Pesci together again as 1950s New York crime bosses, like Casino, but I want Deniro to play both roles. You fill in the rest with some mob stuff.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I'm finally done filling out my fantasy papal conclave bracket. I'm all in on Pizzaballa becoming Pope Sixtus VI. I'm going to be rich, baby!

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Prediction: Jake Paul is this timeline's Dwayne Camacho.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Gemini derailed our little word game today by briefly insisting that "brainstorm" has 12 letters. But AI is notoriously 6 fingered to our 5-ish. Was this an AI jibe, implying I need my fingers to count so I couldn't possibly verify anything over 10!? This may be how the war starts.

gemini.google.com

‎Gemini - Word Length: "Aspirational" Count

Created with Gemini

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Pete Hegseth looks like he owns a Cobra Kai franchise.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Prediction: Elon Musk will be the only human inhabitant of Mars after the entire crew of the Memeflower (his super cool spaceship) died under mysterious circumstances. Stranded on Mars, Musk tries to connect with the children he left behind on Earth by producing his own educational children's show.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Prediction: Musk will expand "cash for progeny" programs & surpass Genghis Khan's genetic legacy. "Musk mouth" will be the new Habsburg jaw. The 13/37th compromise included in the new constitution allows parents to proxy vote for children age fetus to 17. Musk singlehandedly picks the next POTUS.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Prediction: DJT will be the first co-president to exercise the pre-pardon no-backsies with double super undo protection for life or longer. The pre-pardon will be issued for clone emperor DJT who is scheduled to win the next presidential election, brought to you by Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Prediction: stuff (including "things") will no longer be sealed for your protection. That's for pussies.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

It's hard to deny the irresistible allure of Greenland.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

The world just feels like we're living the backstory of a new Bond movie. Will SpaceX be launching rockets from the inside of a volcano or mine shaft to Musk's orbital HQ any time soon? That seems like a finale type of setting. It's all coming together.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I'm at least 5% sure that if the JFK assassination files are actually released they'll finally prove that crooked Joe Biden was the second shooter all along.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I hear rumblings of weak dissent from maga ppl. It's usually when something finally touches something they care about personally, e.g. social security, Medicaid, Ukraine, Gaza. A maga great uncle-in-law even said DJT was behaving like a Russian asset and cited all the former "witch hunt" stuff.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Someone at graze.social is probably having a bad night. Hang in there, buddy.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

So much must go into making a restaurant recommendation to an extraterrestrial, but I think some enormous Vegas buffet is a solid choice. Does that make it likely that this is considered Earth food by our Galactic neighbors? Man, I bet those aliens get the shits real good, too.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Somehow, I feel like Trump is going to declare he should be Pope as well.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

If you have Netflix and like survival shows you may want to give "Alone Australia" a look. I found it quite good.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Prediction: Trump will mint a 1 trillion dollar coin for some reason. There will be something outrageous about it: Trump's face, Maralago, the word "MAGA", etc. It'll probably be gold. Trump will profit from someone selling a commemorative coin based on it.

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Robert Simmons @wyscan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I will continue to deadname the Gulf of Mexico in support. We're all supposed to go along with this forcible transition of a body of water like it's normal? Call me a hero if you must. Lots of people are saying it.

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