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Geoff Bowser

@geoffbowser.bsky.social
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Attorney. Living in Brooklyn. Dad of two boys (6 & 3) Doing what I can to stand up for the rule of law, democratic norms, and a kinder future.

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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
80s music take: "Boys of Summer" is higher on the creeper scale than "Every Breath You Take" Sting was self-aware; Don Henley was not.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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@pissvortex

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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This seems bad
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Warning to Parents: So my wife and I just took our kids to see Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie. It had abhorrent messaging regarding nature preservation and human disruption/exploitation. It starts bad and effectively triples down by failing to acknowledge their role in the harm, instead rewarding it.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuck ICE
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think we found the guy that was feeding shelter cats to coyotes.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My first time getting a perfect connections: Connections Puzzle #1143 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 99/99
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iaristotleg.bsky.social @iaristotleg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I took this in 2023:
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Manage to avoid seeing result of Argentina vs. Egypt but hear it's a great game. Go to Fox One app to watch a replay. The App unbelievably has the result on the exact same screen as the replay. @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy How could you be so bad at designing an app!?
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This was entirely foreseeable and people should apologize and do everything they can to get him to drop out and figure out a write in alternative if he can't be replaced on the ballot. Platner becoming the candidate was insanity and there are specific people who deserve blame.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
How do they still have this up? Were they always this bad, or is it new? Principles? Nah, keep it 1400
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's basically the Fyre Festival, but the incompetent grifter putting it on is Trump.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
SCOTUS is undefeated in 4th Am. jurisprudence when they believe they themselves could be the victim of the violation. Best Ruling of the term? Chatrie v. US: Held: ... an individual has a reasonable expectation of privacy in his cell-phone location information. Interesting Gorsuch Concurrence.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I agree with this. But is hysterical and uncontrollable laughter something they can use against you?
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today in Mullen v Doe, the Supreme Court found it clearly erroneous to conclude that Trump's sickening comments about Haitians were overtly racial (eg. eating the dogs, probably have aids, poisoning the blood) Compare actual statements (dissent p. 11) to Majority's description of them (p. 20 - 21)
Mullen v. Doe, Kagan Dissent p. 11:

So here are some of those statements. Haitians are “eating the dogs . . . . They’re eating the cats. They’re eating—they’re eating the pets of the people that live [in Springfield, Ohio].” 2 App. 802; see id., at 644. And: Haitians are also eating “other things too that they’re not supposed to be.” Id., at 698–699. And: Haitians in the United States “probably have AIDS.” Id., at 698. And: Haiti is a “shithole country,” which is “filthy, dirty, [and] disgusting.” Id., at 698–699. And: Haitian immigration is “like a death wish for our country.” Id., at 698. And: Haitians, along with some others, are “poisoning the blood” of our country. Id., at 698. And: “Why is it we only take people from shithole countries” like “Haiti [and] Somalia”? “Why cannot we have some people from Norway [and] Sweden?” Id., at 699. The majority briefly replies that those remarks are not “overtly racial,” ante, at 21, but it is hard to know what that means. Haitians are Black. (Norwegians and Swedes not so much.) The references—of filth, disease, and primitiveness—are shot through with racial stereotypes and tropes. It is hard to imagine the statements being made today of any White community. No very “sensitive inquiry,” of the kind Arlington Heights compels, is needed to see them for what they are, 429 U. S., at 266; judges, as we often say, are “not required to exhibit a naiveté from which ordinary citizens are free,” Department of Commerce, 588 U. S., at 785. The statements fairly shout, in their racial undertones and overtones alike, that race entered into the President’s resolve to remove Haitians from this country.Mullen v. Doe. Majority opinion 20 - 21:

The President’s comments fall into four main categories. First, many express strong objections to the immigration that this country has experienced in recent decades and to many of the immigrants who have come here, particularly those who have come to or stayed in the United States illegally. These statements associate these immigrants with crime and other social ills. Second, some statements express great displeasure with TPS. They note, among other things, that TPS designations have often been far from temporary and that aliens who are allowed to stay in the United States under the program are not vetted like other aliens who seek admission. Third, some statements broadly denigrate the countries for which TPS designations have been granted—including Haiti—portraying them as hellish places in which to live. And fourth, some statements malign Haitians who have come to the United States….

None of the cited statements by either the President or the Secretary was overtly racial, and in substance all expressed policy views that could rest on race-neutral justifications.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Croatian Goalkeeper has given up 3 goals and might be having the best goalkeeping game of the tournament. A miracle worker back there.
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
OG game 4 Brunson game 5 Don't need game 6 Your NBA Champs, the NY Knicks
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
World Cup thoughts: Available on Peacock in Spanish. Need Fox One for English. Is $20 a month worth it to listen in English? probably. But setting up another app? maybe not. Bad: Lots of empty seats in lower bowl at second game. Good: referee view for replays.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🎶 The world is a vampire Sent to drain Secret destroyers Hold you up to the flames 🎶
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"We are currently clean on OPSEC"
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I guess the fix to make this 2-2 is in. How can you overturn that!?
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
How do they still have this up? Were they always this bad, or is it new? Principles? Nah, keep it 1400
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is a damn good response to the gross attacks from the GOP in Texas.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bang!!
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Shaq: I have a lot of championships because of offense Barkley: and Kobe
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What is Amy Jeffress obfuscating!? Mr. President, stop hiding the truth from us, the people deserve to know.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wemby wanting to challenge that is pretty good evidence that you shouldn't trust players to know when to challenge. Also that step back.... pretty
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jeff Bezos's rocket went boom!
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Judge Kaplan should hold Trump and his personal attorney, the acting AG, in contempt for this.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hey @mayor.nyc.gov- Love the World Cup ticket thing. Major tech issues today. I logged on right at 10 AM. However, when I submitted, I got "registration failed." I then kept trying (~100 times). It didn't get to 50,000 until 10:27. I wasn't alone: www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/com...
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is a really impactful article.
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ICE Kept Immigrants Illegally Detained for Months as It Searched for Countries to Deport Them To, Judges Rule -
A Documented analysis found ICE deported at least 1,670 people to countries that were not their own since Trump took office in 2025. Some are being held long-term while the government searches for cou...
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Reply Skeet says Tom shouldn't "promis[e]" that hard work "will eventually pay off" (i.e. it's not guaranteed to). @radiofreetom.bsky.social quotes it and treats it as claiming generally hard work doesn't pay off. Later, when I point this out, he accuses me of committing that exact "classic error"
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Highest monetary value associated with a goal ever?
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lex Luther demands that Superman stop vilifying villains.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wemby....just wow
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trump about to declare war on ET
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I love living next to the Barclays Center because I can usually get a surprisingly reasonably priced last minute ticket right before a show. Especially lucky tonight as I get to see @brucespringsteen.net and @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social perform tonight. Two of the best to ever do it.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don't think I've ever had this before. I can't tell if I am the person or if it means there was one other person who had guessed my exact guesses:
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Intentional Torts & Punitive Damages
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Waiting for Godot and Grogu
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Please somebody primary this person. This is such an offensively bad idea.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Is this his "potatoe" moment?
NYTimes Headline: Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wordle was weird today. I guessed what I believe is the more common way of spelling the correct word and the bot said: "There was only one possible solution left — and this wasn’t it. ***** is a valid guess and you have a great vocabulary, but Wordle typically uses more common words as solutions."
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Public Health Announcement: If you see a bright light emanating from your doctor's hands, you should say something to them about it. It could be a sign that you are suffering from a serious medical condition. Don't delay, you may need immediate medical attention.
Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one. Trump truth social post which shows him as a pastoral magical being, maybe a deity, with symbols of America behind him. He has magical light coming out of each hand. He's wearing a red shawl over a white robe. It has a sort of buddy Jesus vibe. No one rational could possibly think this was a Doctor.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
These are real posts that Trump posted tonight on Truth Social. The rant attacks primarily the Pope. But also, he basically attacks whoever was in charge in the US when COVID started. Maybe he actually doesn't remember?
Part 1 of a Trump truth social post:

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the
Part 2 of a Trump Truth Social post:

elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMPTrump truth social post which shows him as a pastoral magical being, maybe a deity, with symbols of America behind him.
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is the best news the liberal order has gotten in recent memory.
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