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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 23m

Yeah, but that's not the New England slang.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 50m

Just been dead all weekend. I assume everyone has pretty much called it a season.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h

When I win a game of chess with only my castles left.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h

Because it's a flat top griddle and that's how hot dogs should be cooked on flat tops.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h

Me after the 100th time Jon Jones got busted for drugs:

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h

Brand of choice and brand of hot dog I'm eating aren't the same. Best the store had was Nathan's Angus Beef Dogs, so that's what the doctor ordered this weekend.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h

Bad day to be a hot dog. Good day to be me.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 2h

Nah, I've always been cool enough.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 2h

Laying in my campervan in an empty campground, listening to The Allman Brothers, eating popcorn, and doing crossword puzzles. I was built for a different generation.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 3h

I shall go wander the woods to find them. I'm sure they still exist.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 3h

And I've been screaming they shouldn't exist because they suck since they started. Real vindication seeing it all come around now.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 3h

Morning walk completed, so now I can spend the rest of the day eating junk food and listening to music while I sit by a campfire.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 3h

We'll ignore that they have Bobby Orr shooting righty in the game though.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 3h

We used to have this one at the pinball club! It's a pretty fun game.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 4h

Yes, it's much better than living a walled in life.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 5h

This is a pond, I can't afford to live by a river.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 5h

Sorry, I'm not coming home. This is where I live now.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 6h

I think it would be cool if Spencer Jones got his own outfield section at Yankees stadium like how Aaron Judge has the "Judge's Chambers." They could call it Jonestown and everyone who buys a ticket also gets a free cup of Flavor-Aid. I'm available to hire as marketing for any major sports teams.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 7h

The fanciest store-brand that you can buy at your local grocer.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 7h

*shaking my head* Someone knows nothing about Volkswagens.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 7h

That was my nickname in college because I was always hot.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 7h

Hot boys are putting kettles on in their van to heat up water for a nice morning hot chocolate to take on their walk.

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Brandon Ito @brandonito.bsky.social · 17h

Local bakery makes an amazing jalapeño cheddar loaf, been eating a hunk, recovering, rinse and repeat all day.

Loaf of jalapeño cheddar bread, dense and delicious

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 9h

This is the only AI I approve of. (A)ctually getting outside and eating hot dogs (I)ntentionally.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 9h

My campfire seating situation is giving real "Old Man and the Sea" vibes.

A camp chair next to a fire ring and a camp table.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 17h

Neither was I. This is where I thrive.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 18h

Thankfully I have the bladder of a camel, so I get to just crawl into the sleeping bag and be all:

static.klipy.com

big toasty cinnamon bun

Alt: big toasty cinnamon bun

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 18h

They should be my bestie then because that sounds perfect.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 19h

This is the ideal camping temperature. You may not like it, but this is what peak camping looks like:

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 19h

I'll have a warm mug waiting for you.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

As if the Tampa Bay Rays weren't enough of a poverty franchise, I just heard a radio commercial that stated Bar-S is the official hot dog of the Tampa Bay Rays.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

Apparently? Did IT happen and I just haven't read the news yet?

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

Well, it was a nice peaceful night at the campground until apparently there is some October 3rd fireworks celebration somewhere in this town? Maybe it's celebrating the Yankees loss?

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

Go Rays. Drew Rasmussen for comptroller.

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

Austin Wells while he was rounding second base in the eighth inning of Game One of the ALDS against the Tampa Bay Rays (October 3, 2026)

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 20h

The New York Yankees just got one-hit by a poverty franchise in the playoffs and lost 1-0. Embarrassing.

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