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Sean Stelten

@wxstelten.bsky.social
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Sometimes stormchaser, Movie Theater Snob, Annoying Pinball Nerd. Iowa State Meteorology B.S. '14/M.S. '16. 🏳️‍🌈 n' stuff. MN -> IA -> RMI -> OK -> NM.

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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would like to introduce my new adopted son. He has split personalities.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I actually find near non-stop fireworks soothing.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Damn near sure I've spent more money on beard care products in the last six months than on any other part of my appearance, including clothes, in like the last 2-3 years AMA
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Plus 99.9% of people on Bluesky forget there's more going on in the U.S. than what's being manically screamed on Bluesky.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fair, but also this is EVERY SINGLE UFC fight so I'm confused why this is interesting. Sure it's on the White House lawn, but it's also a UFC fight, I would be immensely shocked if there weren't ads for those things.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A bit late to the party but......Obsession. Holy fucking christ. Add that to the list of movies I couldn't stop thinking about all the way home, first one since Weapons.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Apparently crying babies and the IMAX theater being too hot is enough to put Star Wars guys seeing Mandalorian & Grogu in tears. Everything about that is why I won't be seeing that movie.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is Long COVID real or did a bunch of people just become alcoholics experiencing chronic hangovers
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Mac n cheese & hot dog It's worldwide shut up
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kettle Lays
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cite a 17 year old article about your 11th anniversary logo rather than................citing your logo.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So now that I'm like......on the good meds and sober, I kinda wanna get back on Twitter and see what it's like in this personal configuration.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
People still chase tornadoes?
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
AYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 FUCK EVERY SINGLE EXECUTIVE INVOLVED WITH THIS SHITSHOW www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Air to Ground Message: OS KRIC PAX IN 19D POOPED ALL UP AND DOWN BACK OF ACFT AND AFT LAV POOP EVERYWHERE MASKS BEING GIVEN TO PAX IS THIS A DIVERT BACK TO ORD QQ Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Embraer 170 A: #a863dd432d2 F: #feb9d2ee312
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
And people say Bluesky is dead
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I may be an alcoholic that embarrassed himself while drunk countless times in the past, but at least I never publicly tried to defend my continued use of Twitter post Elon.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh neat, an extra half assed time travel scene. 99.9% sure it's two Robert Downey Jr.'s doing the Spiderman pointing mems.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why does literally every old man find it necessary to walk down the exact middle of the driveable area of a parking lot.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So #2 is something I never notice, but thinking of EVERY other self-checkout I've ever been to (even Walmart), I'm at least warned by the system about proper bagging every couple of visits because it mis-identified an action. Target is the only store I've never had that happen.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kilauea's such a grower.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Carlton World Continuity January 31st 2000 : 97s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 97 seconds.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is news.........why? Oh for unearned clicks, got it.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Some people have never driven Route 66 through the War Zone in ABQ and it shows
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
donald trump has died. yesterday he did a vodka shot with pete hegseth for every american aircraft downed by the IRGC. he succumbed to his injuries early this morning
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
Planet of the apes the musical
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I would love to be exported to CSV
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
spooce
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a girl with her mouth open and the words it 's leviosa not leviosar below her
ALT: a girl with her mouth open and the words it 's leviosa not leviosar below her
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And I'm out here blatantly supporting ICE and I can't even get a stern glare smh
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Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nothing says “functional government” like: - 45-day DHS shutdown - Over 500 TSA agents quitting - ICE agents standing around & taking up space in already-crowded airports What a mess. Trump & Republicans in Congress should be ashamed.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Uh oh! I'm supporting ICE!!!!
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thank god for mid-sized cities and their airports
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Excluding big loop road trips/chasing Longest as sole driver: Cody, WY to OKC Longest where I drove some: same Longest where I was a passenger: Chaska, MN to Clermont, FL
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Today's installment of ABQ airport food
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Brendon 🐻🌪️❄ @brendonme.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dang hot
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide theonion.com/the-onions-2026-oscars…
Bugonia
Synopsis: A conspiracy theorist attempts to uncover a CEO’s sinister plot that is oddly devoid of pedophiles.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
tag urself i'm Skarloey
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Once again, her.
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Name a (successful or not) blockbuster whose singular redeeming factor was its music score. I'll start: Dark Phoenix www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3u...
youtube.com
Hans Zimmer - Gap (Dark Phoenix Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
YouTube video by 1M1
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What if, and bear with me now, you just stopped chasing?
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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a woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrument
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrument
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
IYKYK.
A black cat with a blower spreading litter way out of the box.text is, "My cat. Back at it again."
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Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I would like to announce that I have Stopped Chasing
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