Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I would like to introduce my new adopted son. He has split personalities. 011
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I actually find near non-stop fireworks soothing. 010
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Damn near sure I've spent more money on beard care products in the last six months than on any other part of my appearance, including clothes, in like the last 2-3 years AMA 020
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Plus 99.9% of people on Bluesky forget there's more going on in the U.S. than what's being manically screamed on Bluesky. 010
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Fair, but also this is EVERY SINGLE UFC fight so I'm confused why this is interesting. Sure it's on the White House lawn, but it's also a UFC fight, I would be immensely shocked if there weren't ads for those things. 000
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/06/2026A bit late to the party but......Obsession. Holy fucking christ. Add that to the list of movies I couldn't stop thinking about all the way home, first one since Weapons. 100
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Apparently crying babies and the IMAX theater being too hot is enough to put Star Wars guys seeing Mandalorian & Grogu in tears. Everything about that is why I won't be seeing that movie. 230
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Is Long COVID real or did a bunch of people just become alcoholics experiencing chronic hangovers 000
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Cite a 17 year old article about your 11th anniversary logo rather than................citing your logo. 030
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 26/05/2026So now that I'm like......on the good meds and sober, I kinda wanna get back on Twitter and see what it's like in this personal configuration. 110
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026AYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 FUCK EVERY SINGLE EXECUTIVE INVOLVED WITH THIS SHITSHOW www.themirror.com/news/us-news... 030
Reposted by Sean SteltenACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Air to Ground Message: OS KRIC PAX IN 19D POOPED ALL UP AND DOWN BACK OF ACFT AND AFT LAV POOP EVERYWHERE MASKS BEING GIVEN TO PAX IS THIS A DIVERT BACK TO ORD QQ Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Embraer 170 A: #a863dd432d2 F: #feb9d2ee312 15620
Reposted by Sean SteltenRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/20262026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 15277751890
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I may be an alcoholic that embarrassed himself while drunk countless times in the past, but at least I never publicly tried to defend my continued use of Twitter post Elon. 030
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Oh neat, an extra half assed time travel scene. 99.9% sure it's two Robert Downey Jr.'s doing the Spiderman pointing mems. 020
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Why does literally every old man find it necessary to walk down the exact middle of the driveable area of a parking lot. 040
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 14/04/2026So #2 is something I never notice, but thinking of EVERY other self-checkout I've ever been to (even Walmart), I'm at least warned by the system about proper bagging every couple of visits because it mis-identified an action. Target is the only store I've never had that happen. 040
Reposted by Sean SteltenVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Carlton World Continuity January 31st 2000 : 97s 0142
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is news.........why? Oh for unearned clicks, got it. 100
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Some people have never driven Route 66 through the War Zone in ABQ and it shows 150
Reposted by Sean Steltenspirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/04/2026donald trump has died. yesterday he did a vodka shot with pete hegseth for every american aircraft downed by the IRGC. he succumbed to his injuries early this morning 1347
Reposted by Sean SteltenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt 2945811063
Reposted by Sean Stelteninteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I would love to be exported to CSV 722434
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 01/04/2026media.tenor.coma girl with her mouth open and the words it 's leviosa not leviosar below herALT: a girl with her mouth open and the words it 's leviosa not leviosar below her 010
Reposted by Sean SteltenHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇 20581781113261
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 31/03/2026And I'm out here blatantly supporting ICE and I can't even get a stern glare smh 140
Reposted by Sean SteltenPublic Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Nothing says “functional government” like: - 45-day DHS shutdown - Over 500 TSA agents quitting - ICE agents standing around & taking up space in already-crowded airports What a mess. Trump & Republicans in Congress should be ashamed. 36319
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Thank god for mid-sized cities and their airports 141
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Excluding big loop road trips/chasing Longest as sole driver: Cody, WY to OKC Longest where I drove some: same Longest where I was a passenger: Chaska, MN to Clermont, FL 020
Reposted by Sean SteltenThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide theonion.com/the-onions-2026-oscars… 6102488
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Name a (successful or not) blockbuster whose singular redeeming factor was its music score. I'll start: Dark Phoenix www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3u...youtube.comHans Zimmer - Gap (Dark Phoenix Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)YouTube video by 1M1 000
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/03/2026What if, and bear with me now, you just stopped chasing? 3132
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.media.tenor.coma woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrumentALT: a woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrument 020
Sean Stelten @wxstelten.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I would like to announce that I have Stopped Chasing 010