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Lost Under the Couch Barbie.

@wstafrican.blacksky.app
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an Aries, an apocalypse. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. aging party girl. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me? Being annoying, even if you don’t know you’re annoying, will just get you blocked.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 5h
Every time I see TikToks of tradwives talking about getting divorced it’s so interesting how they finally realize under patriarchy all of us lose, but some of us lose less and some of us lose more. They end up finding out which category they’re in swiftly!
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 19h
Almond moms lived for this shit
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 21h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Another day, another micro aggression….
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Earn @nregib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything that happened to Judge Doom at the end of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Candyman but I will say it also awakened a need in me to face my fears. 
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Damon Lindelof is 3/3 with HBO shows: The Leftovers, Watchmen, and Lanterns. Incredible stuff.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Lmaoooooo oh they’re mad mad
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I hope Kyle Chandler gets nominated for Lanterns. He did some excellent work.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
You hear actual names of guys and these are “just allegations” but they’re still walking around on campus and this is just all ~very normal~ for how college campuses operate 🥴🥴🥴 horrifying to think about at 42 but this what you’re left to navigate at 18-22 with your friends.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
I’m 20 years out of college this year and I’m remembering how my friends and I would actually be like “yeah we have to pregame because the party is at [frat house] and we probably shouldn’t drink there.” You hear things on campus and this just becomes a normal way of navigating college as a woman.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
2. Gothika (2003): psychiatrist ends up as an inmate in the penitentiary where she worked formerly with no memory of what happened. 3/5.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I’m not joking or exaggerating btw lmao
“I would soften some of the argumentative language.”
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I have to use Copilot for work sometimes and I ran my Request for Evidence response through it to see if it addressed all the issues the government raised and it said my response was very strong and consistent with the request. It also said it was legally correct but too argumentative 💀💀💀💀
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Look I don’t live for fall, but baby the way I love wearing a long-sleeved black shirt, black acid wash skinnies, and black ankle boots???
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
They’re getting away from their wives by any means necessary.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
The day Adele starts performing again I just know she’s gonna sing Love in the Dark and add the “I’m not your bitch no more” part from the TikTok mix 🤣🤣
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Yeah
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I think it’s pretty underrated
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love that Alan Cumming is an amazing actor who found his true calling: competition show host with an infinite wardrobe
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
MTV had this series that only went one season IIRC. It was called Sweet/Vicious and it was about two women in college being vigilantes against sexual predators at the college. I don’t think a lot of people remember it. I think it was just too early for its time forreal.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Political email subject line: MAKE NO MISTAKE, DONALD TRUMP IS ABSOLUTELY COMING AFTER YOU Email body: ….with higher gas prices.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Lmaoooo @whoisrylanchase.bsky.social
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I get people will look away from this because of what Christa did to Colleen, but it’s very simple to me and it’s not even advocacy. That’s someone else’s job. I just do not think the government should get to execute people. Not a single person. And TN is basically just being like “oops!” right now.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Truly fucked.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Sorry I’m still processing that a woman survived lethal injection doses and is now unconscious on a ventilator and I’m unclear how you’re supposed to treat someone for pentobarbital poisoning?
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I saw an honoring of the victims of the Las Vegas mass shooting on the ninth anniversary and I realized I still don’t know much about what happened that night.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
We normally say something if there’s gonna be a man. Because you know you gotta alert somebody, unfortunately, just in case. I can also see her location.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
A man answered my cousin’s phone this morning and I almost got in the car and drove over there lmaoooo it was just her personal trainer I quickly learned. She was on the treadmill 🤣🤣🤣
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
30 Days of Scary Movies thread!! 1. Crawl (2019): alligators attack during a hurricane and a woman tries to save her injured dad. 3.5/5
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
With it being domestic violence awareness month, I want to send love to anyone quietly making their plans, who already tried but wasn’t ready, who feel stuck, who don’t know how to yet voice what’s happening, and those who already got out, continue to bet on yourself and your power. Keep going ❤️
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Lmaooo omg 🤣🤣 law twitter was its own special shit show
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
What’s the pop culture Halloween costume this year?
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
A bug flew right into my car and landed on my steering wheel for whatever reason today. Anyway my Lexapro is working I will tell you that much.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Yes! We were all there just figuring it out together. Old Twitter was a really special thing. 2010-2014 was just incredible.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
This man finding out Michael McDonald is his bio dad is so wild
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I really appreciated the chaotic humanness of it all. (It was his wife lmao)
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🌸 Mariel @mariel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The other day I was thinking about blue dress/escaped llamas day. That might be the best day Twitter will ever have. That and Zola.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On this episode of #VibeCheckPod, we unpack the Cornell University gang rape case. Then, we get into the viral Massachusetts lesbian bar story. Also, I talk about #ADifferentWorld, Jasmine Guy and why aging is a blessing.
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Rape Culture Has a Group Chat
Podcast Episode · Vibe Check · September 30 · 1h
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
TSA agents can’t sit down anymore?? They’re really about to yell at yall in the gen pop line 🤣
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
When the state can’t kill you right, they send you to get medical care, so you can be treated and then executed later I guess. This is ghastly.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
This is incredibly cruel. This kind of thing should not be part of any society.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The term “aged urine” is used in this article 🤢
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
😲😲😲😲😲😲
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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eating grapes on my bed like a messy modern Cleopatra of the Midwest
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The state should not have this kind of desperate investment in killing anybody. This is my problem with the death penalty.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Fam, go back to Twitter lmao writing all this bullshit
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
truly disturbing how young men compete and bond with each other by seeing who can do the worst shit possible.
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