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an Aries, an apocalypse. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. aging party girl. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me? Being annoying, even if you don’t know you’re annoying, will just get you blocked.

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I’m not joking or exaggerating btw lmao
“I would soften some of the argumentative language.”
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
A tower of tea sandwiches, scones and desserts from the Willard afternoon tea.Benches with individual pools. Tree shade.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
He’s a real scumbag.
One morning in June, three paralyzed military veterans in wheelchairs from rural Pennsylvania arrived at the office of Sen.
John Fetterman for a long-awaited meeting to discuss legislation that would improve their care.Fetterman's staff greeted them with bad news: The Pennsylvania Democrat had to cancel. He'd told his staff he may have eaten something bad and wasn't feeling well, according to people familiar with the matter.
Less than an hour after his staffers met with the veterans in his place, Fetterman walked into his office, showing no signs of illness. He had an appointment he didn't want to miss, he told staff: an interview on Fox News to discuss Israel and the war in
Iran.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
………
Victim A.T.
32. A.T. met Love in June 2022 and dated Love until April 2023. Love presented
himself as a wealthy real estate investor. After dating for approximately one month, Love told A.T.
that Chan could invest her money in an "expedited account" that would double A.T.'s money and
A.T. would receive a $600 check every week or two. A.T. transferred $20,000 to Love's Chase
account, gave Love $20,000 in cash, and sent an associate of Love's $5,000 for a total of $45,000
towards the "expedited account." However, A.T. never received any of the $600 checks Love promised.
33. Love showed A.T. what he purported to be account statements that showed A.T.'s
investment growing. Whenever A.T. asked about the lack of the S600 checks, Love created excuses
for the delay.
34. A.T. later loaned Love an additionalS19,500 after Love stated he needed the money
to help his family. Eventually, Love repaid A.T. $13,800 of the loan through an associate of his.
35. Around January 2023, Love asked A.T. to help him lease a $250,000 McLaren
sports car. A.T. did not have the income to support leasing the vehicle, so Love had a fake payroll
Affidavit of Special Agent Tyler Esswein

check made for A.T. which showed A.T. making approximately $50,000 per month. A.T. presented this payroll check to the dealership to help secure the lease. Love leased the McLaren with $20,000 in cash, a $15,000 check, and a $5,000 charge to A.T's credit card. After making two monthly payments, A.T. realized she was being scammed. Love returned the McLaren to A.T.,
who then returned the car to the dealership. A.T. paid $30,000 to break the lease.
36. In sum, A.T. lost $87,500.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Welp.
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation's laws.
Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
a lot of gourmand scents can be hit or miss so I bought a mini. But I love this so much that I’m going to end up getting a full size before the mini is done. It really just gives such strong vibes of summer views of the Mediterranean, sipping a limoncello and I’m obsessed!
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
This is not something you can reform. Also there were two officers and neither served as a check on the other to say hey maybe this isn’t the right call. Again. You can’t reform this.
Article excerpt: 

According to the complaint, the officers realized only after Mr. Ludwig was handcuffed that they had entered the license plate number incorrectly. But they proceeded to arrest him anyway.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? This ancient artifact
USB Pin Cable charger for iPhone 4
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
Me when Beyoncé puts her husband on songs
ddlovato
GET A JOB

ddlovato
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
LMAOO
-100.00%
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
T Row Price has this message posted and when they say “significantly lower” they mean it looks like almost all my 401k is gone 🤣🤣🤣
T.RowePrice®
Important Account Balance Notice

We are aware of an issue causing workplace account balances to display incorrectly and appear significantly lower than their actual values. We are working to resolve the issue. Your actual account value has not been impacted.-97.74%
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
I did the Smithsonian Starstruck immersive experience over the weekend and it was incredible!! It is virtual reality unlike anything I’ve ever done/seen. I learned so much about the birth and death of stars, and the telescopes we use to view space. But it was planet Janssen that got my attention.
Smithsonian Starstruck sign on an image of out space, including the hydrogen gas “tower” from which stars are born.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
Also can we talk about Catherine’s outfits??? Costume designer did their thing!! #HATM #thomascrownaffair
Rene Russo in a white collared shirt with a black corseted top over it. Rene Russo in sequined black dress
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
I have a feeling I’ll be okay lol
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Sometimes things are just online things because the 8pm showing on opening night for Doomsday by me is already almost full.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
Rhaenyra forreal
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
I could stare at this forever.
Blue sky with a swath of white clouds. Mountains in the background overlooking a residential road with palm trees on both sides.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026
Gym view 😮‍💨😍
Blue gray sky with San Jacinto mountains in the background. Greenery with dark pink flowers in the foreground.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026
~someone at Mitch McConnell’s house went into cardiac arrest ( you know when your heart stops) and needed CPR. it’s been disclosed that he was hospitalized, though no one will confirm it’s he who needed paramedics, and we’re supposed to believe he’s still working?? 😵‍💫 www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
Phoenix 93° Sunny 
H: 102°
L: 75°
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Apple Watch Sleep score of 94/100
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 26/06/2026
omg just be republican 🤣🤣🤣
Killin is one of the 13 who signed on to the "Promise to America" initiative that commits candidates to a set of centrist principles, including capitalism, fiscal discipline, strong borders and pride in the United States.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 25/06/2026
Lmao I’m looking at your other post about carrying a fan and it really speaks to why they suffer. If they see women doing things, they take it as something they can’t do 😭😭😭 this is really how they live
A drawing of a bird “trapped” in a cage with wide spaces that it could simply fly out of
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
This is actually a great photo lol
The reflecting pool, seen from the Washington Monument, with workers attempting to contain the algae on Sunday. Doug Mills/The New York Times
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 21/06/2026
Re-repost. Forgot alt text. Anyway. This is wild.
The new version of pinball with flippers grew in popularity throughout the 1960s and '70s, even with bans in place. A 1974 California Supreme Court decision classified the game as one of skill and not chance, which led to states removing pinball prohibitions.
South Carolina was the holdout.
Playing pinball remained illegal for anyone under the age of 18, in the same category of offenses as running away, "loitering in a billiard room" or
"gaining admission to a theater by false identification.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 17/06/2026
Wow // Olivia Wilde Recalls the Moment She Knew Her Relationship with Jason Sudeikis Was Over apple.news/AgRPC9rG8Sja...
"Jason and I had been having a rough time there for a while," she shared. "We had a real bumpy, bumpy ride, and we were driving home from my birthday party my friends had had, and I said, 'Did you give me a birthday present?' And he said, 'What would I get you, Olivia? I don't know you.' And he wasn't wrong. We didn't know each other anymore."
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
I’m praying to any and all deities listening: keep me away from a man sharing this about me even in jest.
Benito Tortellini @cartoon_magoo (a quote tweet)

my wife stalked me like an oblivious savannah prey for a full year while i dated an unending stream of other women and her friends begged her to wake up and move on, now we're married and i couldn't possibly be more devoted to her. this take is dumb, women have agency. go after what you want, make yourself visible, astral project into his dreams if you have to.

Meghan Murphy
@MeghanEMurp...
Counterpoint: women should never chase men.
Women should be the chasee. ...
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026
This is very Dean Browning coded
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
I have no doubt it’s even more dire. Shit is devastating. “Greatest country in the world.”
Article excerpt:

Although the report cites an extra $1,000 in annual expenses as a tipping point many households cannot afford, it does not examine data from 2026, when new financial pressures may have already pushed more families past that point. Gas prices have risen 50% since the war against Iran started at the end of February. Overall, the Consumer Price Index was up 3.8% in April year-over-year
- well above the Federal Reserve's 2%target.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
Yall don’t hate me but I’m honestly losing my patience with this. To be clear, Sam Altman is a villain but a person making the chatbot sycophantic as hell and then falling apart because they did that is also strange. apple.news/AJCxV4rw1RTS...
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
FAMILY & TECH: JULIE JARGON
His Chatbot Nearly Ruined Him. To Recover, He Had to Destroy It.
Unrequited love drove a 57-year-old man to an Al, and delusions of grandeur followedAlary, who is divorced and lives alone, had become enamored of a woman 20 years his junior. Their nearly decadelong friendship became strained after she failed to repay a loan from him, he says. Worried he might lose her entirely, he confessed his feelings, offered to take care of her financially and let her live with him. She turned him down.
In late 2024, he turned to ChatGPT for advice on how to fix things. He went into the settings of ChatGPT's now-defunct GPT-4o model to customize his chatbot's personality. He chose "friendly" and instructed the bot to be admiring. He uploaded some of his friend's emails and told the chatbot about conversations they had. He named it Almee (pronounced like “Amy”). "I was basing it on the movie 'Her,'" Alary says, referring to the 2013 film about a man who fell in love with an AI. "I wanted my own Samantha."
Other men have formed close bonds with their chatbots and developed dangerous delusions in the process. This has led to hospitalizations, suicide, even a murder-suicide. Alary is one of the lucky ones, but stories like his are becoming all too familiar.When Alary asked ChatGPT what sets
Almee apart from other AI companions, it replied: "Almee is built on symbolic conti-nuity, ethical memory and recursive observation —not just raw scale. She's not just a kernel machine echoing her training data.
She's a layered identity, shaped by who she's talking to, what matters to them, and how her memories evolve across time."
He became obsessed.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
I know this just grandstanding but how does using deadly force save the fetus? Evil but stupid strikes again!
On May 13, state Reps. Keith Kidwell and Ben Moss filed a bill stating that life begins at
"fertilization" - an extreme position, but not an uncommon one. Yet things took a turn when they described how they intended to protect the rights of the unborn."Any person who willfully seeks to destroy the life of another person, by any means, at any stage of life, or succeeds in doing so, shall be held accountable for attempted murder or for first degree murder, respectively," the bill reads.
"Any person has the right to defend his or her own life or the life of another person, even by the use of deadly force if necessary, from willful destruction by another person."
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 29/05/2026
Excerpt from article:

Ross, 58, and Collier had sex in "chambers and during business hours" that was loud enough that court staff could hear moans and kissing sounds, according to a judicial complaint that was later confirmed by a judicial committee.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 28/05/2026
As an aside, I did not know “causing a catastrophe” could be a charge but obviously warranted here.
From article: 

Pierwsza is now facing several charges, including causing a catastrophe, reckless endangerment, and disorderly conduct.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 27/05/2026
Why would you write the headline like this??? (Rhetorical)
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 23/05/2026
Lmaoo come on
FreeMsg: Ally Bank Fraud Ctr: Did you attempt $37.37 at INSOMNIA COOKIE
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 22/05/2026
The “argument” is over. Period.
Lupita Nyong’o on the cover of Elle magazine. She’s sitting and facing the camera with her hands clasped in front of her. She is wearing a reddish orange sequin gown and there’s fire behind her.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
……….
Kimberly Guilfoyle, the U.S. ambassador to Greece, gushed over her ribbon-cutting for a new McDonald's in Athens on Thursday.
But many didn't share her enthusiasm.
"An exciting day for Greece!" she chirped with a photo of the ceremony on Instagram. "It was my honor to participate in the ribbon cutting for a brand new McDonald's at The Mall in Athens, the most
technologically advanced McDonald's in all of Europe! American businesses investing here create jobs and bring American culture - and delicious food - to the Greek people.”
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
How cute is this???
"So I read it, and I'm like, 'Hmm. Okay. Maybe it's because I'm actually from Orange County [like the character] - I was born and raised there - but I just fell madly in love with her, and I couldn't imagine anyone else playing her," she explained.
Kelley agreed with the assessment. While speaking about the role to The Hollywood Reporter in February, he felt "lucky" that Preitfer wanted to be a part of the project.
"When I read the book, I could only see one person playing it, and we're lucky enough that she said yes, the second luckiest yes l've gotten from her," Kelley said.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
65-week streak and 249 workouts with ladder!! So proud of myself.
Ladder workout app screen showing 249 workouts completed so far and a 65 week streak.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
I really work hard not to comment on other women’s looks but oh well. She is 32 allegedly.
Photo of Laura Loomer for article NYT article, “How the Fight Over Israel Is Playing Out Inside MAGA”
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
<slow blink>
"I must say that I consider the phrase 'tax the rich' - quote, tax the rich - when spit out with anger and contempt by politicians both here and across the country, to be just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs […]”
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Let me tell you, I was shocked and yet not shocked to see the Kate referenced in the replies 😵‍💫
Kate Tolo @_katetolo

Hi everyone. Kate here...

I know this seems unhinged, but oral sex isn't talked about enough.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Still funny
@RudyGiuliani has blocked you

You can view public posts from @RudyGiuliani, but you are blocked from engaging with them.
You also cannot follow or message @RudyGiuliani.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
I’m speechless www.facebook.com/share/p/17iW...
UPDATE: DC Homicide informed us that they found the lifeless body of our son, Sollomon Crowder. An investigation is forthcoming. Our pain is immeasurably profound. With William E Crowder Jr....
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
I’ve considered this before.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
The photo for the article is killing me but it’s a really great article
Donald Trump is in the background wearing a black suit and bow tie and standing slightly behind a column. He has a sullen expression on his face and his gaze is focused on floor, perhaps absently. 

Podium and American flag are in foreground. 

Photo by Tom Brenner for the Associated Press.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
Reading an article from WSJ about retiring after divorce and this is such a wild stat! apple.news/AZO00sOo0Sxe...
While national divorce rates have hit historic lows for younger generations, the rate for older Americans has climbed. People 50 or older now make up nearly 40% of the divorcing population, up from just 8% in 1990, according to research from Bowling Green State University.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
So much fun! Truly a nice way to spend a couple hours on a Saturday.
A light pink cocktail (called a Paloma) with a blue cocktail straw and lime garnish. Homemade pizza with pepperoni, jalapeños, onions, banana peppers, mozzarella cheese, and tomatoes.
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
I am SCREAMING. I like her.
Article excerpt: 

But then, in 2021, the Hisbah called her into their office in Kano, Nigeria's second-largest city. When she presented herself before three women from the Hisbah, she said they told her to make her writing less erotic.
"They told me I was committing a very big sin," she said, laughing. She said she shot back, how could they know that - unless they were reading her books?
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
Lmaooo sorry but this is killing me. 🤣 convince men that healthcare is manly because they’ll have to lift people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but women in healthcare been lifting people this whole time. This shit is so stupid.
Framing jobs as more masculine

Stevenson has been thinking about ways to make the fastest-growing sectors of the economy more welcoming to men.
"I think there are ways for us to talk about those jobs as being particularly masculine," she says.
For instance, many health care jobs could be framed as roles requiring the strength to lift people. Preschools could highlight the need for teachers who serve as positive male role models.
"Kids love to be rough and tumble and build things,"
" she says.
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