Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This weekend is brought to you by the Ace of Wands. If you were waiting for a sign, this is it. The iron is hot, strike early and strike often. 000
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026When I say I’m addicted to painkillers, I’m referring to the rum drink. 230
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Trump’s hands look like this because he keeps accidentally destroying Stephen Miller’s horcruxes. 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It requires two leashes to control this monster. 000
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Every time I report one of these as spam the loan amount goes up by $6,000. 000
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Checking my wife’s calendar and found she added a new event for March 10th. 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Remember to blindfold your car before the snowstorm so it doesn’t get scared. 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Kids: you need to stop texting visual puns, they’re not funny. Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise: 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Aggressive virus infected monkeys weren’t on my bingo card for this year, but that’s on me. 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025She’s part mountain goat, always going up, never down. 120
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Owl pounce at half speed. Not sure what she’s hunting but she’s chewing on something. 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I can only hope an owl in the backyard is a positive omen. Even if it isn’t, I don’t care. It’s a fucking owl! 271
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025She wants me to help her do the exercise wheel. 030
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Bear lost the Big Blue House in the subprime mortgage crisis. 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Currently reading & scratching my World War Z epistolary fiction itch. 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025It doesn’t have “I don’t support companies who bow to fascist regimes” as a main reason, but it should. 040
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My wife renamed the Ring camera Anus, so now I get notifications like this: 2829
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 09/09/2025When coworkers show up at the coffee pot and you have to fake small talk while a new pot brews (I’m the cardinal in this scenario). 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Early stages of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy 0172
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Weekend read. Looking forward to the third installment at the end of the month. 020
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Me - Come on Penny we’re almost home. Penny - THE WALK IS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER. 050
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 28/08/2025We put it on her as a joke, she’s been sleeping like this for about an hour 000
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 27/08/2025“I’ve got eight slugs in me. One’s lead, and the rest are bourbon.” 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Ozzy at Madame Tussaud’s in Nashville. Less than a second after this photo, Ozzy’s laugh from the beginning of Crazy Train played over the speakers and it scared the absolute shit out of me. 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I’m against this rebrand. If the line cook can’t toss a stool at a group of unruly drunk college kids at 4am it diminishes the Waffle House name. 010
Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Wendy from Alien: Earth and Alita: Battle Angel are sisters. This is now canon 020