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Chris Hicks

@writechriswrite.bsky.social
730 followers 1.1K following 478 posts

Nineteenth century brain in a twenty-first century head. Horror author. Netflix sent me a check once. My cats were not impressed.

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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This weekend is brought to you by the Ace of Wands. If you were waiting for a sign, this is it. The iron is hot, strike early and strike often.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When I say I’m addicted to painkillers, I’m referring to the rum drink.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trump’s hands look like this because he keeps accidentally destroying Stephen Miller’s horcruxes.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Currently reading
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It requires two leashes to control this monster.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Your package arrives sad but intact.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Every time I report one of these as spam the loan amount goes up by $6,000.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
She needs a spotter
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Checking my wife’s calendar and found she added a new event for March 10th.
Bad Bunny’s birthday is March 10th.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Remember to blindfold your car before the snowstorm so it doesn’t get scared.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Glorious.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Kids: you need to stop texting visual puns, they’re not funny. Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Aggressive virus infected monkeys weren’t on my bingo card for this year, but that’s on me.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
She’s part mountain goat, always going up, never down.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Owl pounce at half speed. Not sure what she’s hunting but she’s chewing on something.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Owl attack!
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I can only hope an owl in the backyard is a positive omen. Even if it isn’t, I don’t care. It’s a fucking owl!
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s leg day
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
She wants me to help her do the exercise wheel.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Bear lost the Big Blue House in the subprime mortgage crisis.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Currently reading & scratching my World War Z epistolary fiction itch.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It’s Sunday, you know what that means.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Headed to the casino to play blackjack.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It doesn’t have “I don’t support companies who bow to fascist regimes” as a main reason, but it should.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Timeline cleanse, post pet photos.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The writer’s dilemma
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My wife renamed the Ring camera Anus, so now I get notifications like this:
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When coworkers show up at the coffee pot and you have to fake small talk while a new pot brews (I’m the cardinal in this scenario).
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Catio vibing
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Early stages of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Weekend read. Looking forward to the third installment at the end of the month.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ring Community got jokes
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me - Come on Penny we’re almost home. Penny - THE WALK IS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Cozy porch reading kind of night
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think I’ve seen this film before.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Loving this so far.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We put it on her as a joke, she’s been sleeping like this for about an hour
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“I’ve got eight slugs in me. One’s lead, and the rest are bourbon.”
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Ozzy at Madame Tussaud’s in Nashville. Less than a second after this photo, Ozzy’s laugh from the beginning of Crazy Train played over the speakers and it scared the absolute shit out of me.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I’m against this rebrand. If the line cook can’t toss a stool at a group of unruly drunk college kids at 4am it diminishes the Waffle House name.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is neither music for me or Ed Sheeran.
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I ❤️ Cincinnati
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Chris Hicks @writechriswrite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wendy from Alien: Earth and Alita: Battle Angel are sisters. This is now canon
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