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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

You can too. I hide it in the cinnamon. HA!

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

We have come a long, long, way baby. ✨

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Here's a life hack for my fellow, she's, they's, and girly boys; you can use your train case as a weapon. Just ask @magicode.bsky.social, he has permanent brain damage. 🥰

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I hope that there are willing rent boys wherever Lindsay Graham ends up, and hopefully, way less HPV.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I remember the "Betty Crocker eyes" jokes, and I will have you know that I hold grudges of a sexual nature. Do not test me. I will get married and punish you by not using Betty Crocker products you sick fuck.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Turn off your butt. Seriously, turn it off. It is so forking loud.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It's gonna take me some time to get used to your rearranged private parts being so prominently displayed. I do respect your ability to make your own choices, but you gotta admit that the forehead was a weird choice.🙃

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I think you're being too pedantic. "Third world," could mean lots of things. Like a place where none of you morons can bother me all the time. There's unlimited cheese, jam, and various items that please me.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

First of all, have you been to the East coast? They have tolls everywhere, and I swear I saw a side of beef flash gang signs at me. I just want some answers. Can cows wink and engage in criminal gang activity, or am I in a road work induced psychosis? Help!

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Bonne Fête Nationale: Feux d'artifice à la Tour Eiffel

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This plate looks like it smells like farts.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Jalen is the king of NYC and if anyone says anything mean about him, I will make them only watch the Wizards.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Did you make them spicy with cheese? You know I like them spicy. 🥲

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is so rude. Lindsay Graham had a powerful legacy. There are DC rent boys who were able to afford to lease a Ford Focus on his tips alone. Be kind!

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The library is a battlefield of potential. But what we learn in the field is what hones the strategy.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

But did you use the chopsticks to make yourself look like a walrus? Because if you didn't, that's just a wasted life.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

He eats McDonalds, dude. That's brain food.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Do they realize that they're making libraries even cooler?

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Summer berries grow Minty fresh Sparkling kiss #haiku

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

A moth dives in beckoning flames dancing home #haiku

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Dancing light moves ahead fairies clap #haiku

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Elon, has issues, we all know this. Remember when his mom got on twitter and told everyone to be nice to him? If anything, I decided to be at least 765% meaner to him.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Like that would help anything. Everyone knows your dick shriveled up ever since you saw that deep fake LeBron porno.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It's funny because Harry Potter is what I call my dog.

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm what happens when a handful of loose glitter and a dictionary start throwing hands in a Taco Bell parking lot. ✨

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Now, and even newer, newier war! This time with even more dumbassery!

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Bro, what did you expect when corn cobs are used as ballots?

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What if we are getting the wrong idea about legitimacy? Maybe this is a secret love child situation. Did anyone check if Trump is black under all that peanut butter?

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026