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@write-or-die.bsky.social
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Writer, basketball freak Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism “Good Trouble” Devout Misandrist 💍🦞✨📎

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You better come inside and kiss me.
Victory day kiss
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We have come full circle. Blue Sky saved my life. Thank you for being the best. John Mulaney, yes, I will marry you.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley? ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh help. It’s little old me. The damsel in distress. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In trouble in the bushes again. Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Go fetch!
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This brothel needs some updating. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got nothing. He’s my lobster. 🦞
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’ve been standing by this sign all day. Do you think it’s sending the wrong message?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
New Skirkle. Tag yourselves! ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Look at Luka Doncic now. Just look at him! And he’s with the Lakers? I HATE them! He should have been in Utah. Will Hardy would have unlocked him.
Luka Doncic lifting weights and jacked as hell.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Venn Diagram meme with the words “pardon ghislaine” on the left side, “deny all involvement” on the right side, and in the center it says “Trump looks guilty.”
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
That an incredible ad. I love this one too.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hey, here’s my skirkle! I have such amazing moots! Thanks for all of your amazing jokes, insight, and downright weirdness! Stay kind! ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Me and Nightwing are making pizza again. I may have gotten a little carried away with the basil, but I don’t care. ☺️
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Guess what time it is, you crazy kids!
A cartoon image of a girl with a gun pointed at the viewer with a talk bubble that says, “Put on the cat ears.” Write or Die uses this as her catch phrase meme whenever she’s working on a writing project.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
These fake AI clickbait ads have gotten out of control. Is the new benefit DEATH?
A picture of a greasy and gristly crappy cheeseburger in a paper basket with the words “seniors on SS get new benefits” under it.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Kristen Sinema’s Chiquita Banana lady dress can be the emu.
Former congresswoman Kristen Sinema wearing the most hideous yellow dress known to this world and any still yet to be discovered.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I love Wigs! He was my screen saver for a year! He got so loaded at the championship parade it made me laugh hysterically.
A picture of NBA player Andrew Wiggins who got so high his eyes shrank by many magnitudes of ten.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“Being a Jazz fan is super fun,” she said, as she cried herself to sleep yet again.
The Utah Jazz mascot Jazz Bear is wearing a hideously yellow jersey, shorts, and headband while standing in a large body of water with a rainbow cutting through the image while the words “I wanna die” are superimposed onto the image.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In all the chaos of impending war, it has slipped under the radar that the Trump regime announced a new travel ban targeting 19 countries, so far. This is only going to escalate.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The funniest part of the Trump regime is how they think that they’re somehow above the very people who determine how the government is run, and by who. “For the people, and by the people,” used to mean something. When oligarchs are in charge, everyone loses but them.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If anyone needs a laugh, check out this obviously ghost-written snippet from widdle Kyle “domestic terrorist” Rittenhouse’s new book. What a loser. 😒
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Holy shit. What if Trump's international buddies are there? How can ICE tell the difference between the acceptable brown people and the one's they call animals? Here's a handy guide, that even ICE can read!
A "Family Guy" still where Peter Griffin, (a fat man wearing a small red hat) is sitting in his car with his seatbelt on while a police officer holds a paper featuring different skin colors with the white categories being classified as "okay," and the darker colors as "not okay."
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Omg, this sign may cause some confusion. On the other hand, fourth graders are dicks, so…
A black and white image of Michael Jordan with the words “fuck them kids,” superimposed onto the image.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The thing about hate is that it’s never satisfied. Its appetite for consumption only gets bigger the more it consumes. To combat hate, we have to starve it to death which means stepping up with love and good intentions. It takes consistent work, but I know that we can do it. #resist
An image of Dr. Martin Luther King with his quote, “I have decided to stick with love, hate is too great a burden to bear,” superimposed onto a black circular background.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I made homemade pizza, and before you ask, it’s pepperoncini and pineapple and yes, it’s amazing.
A large pizza covered in pepperoncinis and pineapple.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
And, you know good and well that this is not about shoes. This you?
Comic book chara standing in a group laughing with the words “Pervert Sky” superimposed on the image.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Is it like a bizarro version with inverted nipples?
A picture of Joe Rogan in a hot tub with disturbingly tubular stretched out nipples
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I mean look at this egg! It’s ART!
Avocado toast on wide cut sour dough bread with a perfectly fried egg on top garnished with pepper and hot sauce.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This little cafe had this amazing sign that I just had to share.
A picture of Christopher Walken that says “Walkens only.”
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I asked Chat GPT to make an image of what I imagined the Pacers game to be last night and it did not disappoint. And yes, their teeth are made of corn kernels. You're welcome. 😉
mascots from opposing teams are angrily fighting while angry fans look on with mouths full of corn kernels instead of teeth.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Did Kendrick Perkins buy his outfit from the Ron Burgundy collection?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Well, so far it’s been an eclectic mix of Alexz Johnson, The Smashing Pumpkins, and The Toadies. We are making tater tots with burgers topped with gruyere, arugula, and caramelized onions on brioche. For dessert, cocoa krispie treats. I also made lemon drops sans sugar.
A round pan covered in parchment paper full of glistening brown chocolate Rice Krispie treats which are a chocolate rice cereal melted together with butter, salt, and marshmallows.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This may not look like much, but what you’re beholding is this Greek dip stuff called Tirokafteri. It’s made of spicy red peppers and feta and it’s deliciously addictive.
A takeout container of the Greek dip Tirokafteri atop a speckled granite counter top.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
A street sign that says “Free Aspirin and Tender Sympathy.”
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Getting a tiki bar with a thatched roof and the roofing guy that is helping me does such an amazing job. Like he really thatches his heart out.
It's an image of a thatched roof tiki bar with chairs around it and a green lawn.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
These are my favorite chips in the whole wide world. The disgusting abnormality is not enough to make me quit eating them, but I will use a lot more discretion when I shove them into my pie hole, that's for damn sure.
A bag of chips with green packaging called Miss Vickie's Spicy Dill Pickle potato chips.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I found this in my bag of pickle chips and I can’t stop rocking back and forth in fear. I almost ate this. 😭
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Happy Tacky Tuesday!
Kimberly Guilfoile wearing an extremely tacky low cut brown dress that may in fact actually be lingerie and a fur coat.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Guys, I think Mike Lindell is smoking crack again.
This is a picture of Dave Chappelle with whitened lips. The caption says, "Mikey Lindell, You got anymore money losing opportunities?
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