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WrenAK 🍕

@wrenak.dftba.social
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Who am I? I am a woman in her early 50s who is a: wife, mother of 3, grandmother of 2, and a nerdfighter (DFTBA!). I enjoy playing World of Warcraft (although not as often as I used to), reading, knitting, and doing diamond art.

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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like this reminder needs circulating again.
How to avoid sexual assault!
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*

sexual violence center cork

1) DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS

2) USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU.

3) WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM.

4) WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE.

5) IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

6) CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

*for perpetrators
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, bank account. That's just how it goes this time of year. 2 Pizza, Ending shirts 1 Mecha John shirt 1 Mola John shirt 1 old-school Pizza John shirt 1 hot sauce subscription (my son is happy this is back) Happy #Pizzamas Everyone! ❤️
Screenshot of cart subtotal. With surprise (multi-shirt?) discount, $160.70.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
I thought for sure she'd want Mecha John, but she chose Pizza, Ending. "It's perfect!" she exclaimed excitedly. #Pizzamas
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
How does this year's S compare to the XS from last year? 'Cause this kid has grown, but not that much. She still wears her PizzaCat & P4A shirts more like nightgowns than shirts she can go to school in. #Pizzamas
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/09/2026
I told the grandkid that Pizzamas was here soon and asked if she wanted another shirt. She enthusiastically said YES! Can't wait to see and show her the choices.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 25/09/2026
A reminder for myself and my friends.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/09/2026
Someone please tell me WHY I ate both a (very large) sourdough english muffin AND an orange cranberry scone in the same meal. If you need me, I'll be in the corner dying, so please don't need me.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/09/2026
#HCOMMAE Completed Can't wait for the spy thriller that starts on a train! 😁
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Hollywood, Ending Day to those who celebrate! My plan to save John the pain of signing my book may have been a dumb one (since the fool signed so many, anyway), but it paid off in a timely delivery. Sorry to those having issues with their pre-orders. 😔
Photo of my Kindle showing the cover of Hollywood, Ending. There are two cartwheeling emojis and a heart-eye emoji along the top.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026
So much for being on the Do Not Call registry meaning anything. This is just today so far! (Nevermind all the poll/political texts I have to report as spam and block daily.) 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Screenshot of call log showing 5 separate Spam Risk calls from between 2:02 and 5:05pm.
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 20/09/2026
WHAT DID TRUMP DO TO THOSE FALLEN SOLDIERS? I can't deal with a zombie crisis on top of all this other crap.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/09/2026
No login queues today, but it is so laggy/choppy that it's basically unplayable for me currently. Anyone else? I'm in Alaska, on the Regular servers. I've tried VPN on, VPN off, shutting down my computer to clear all the bits & bobs, and recycling my internet. #WoWForeverBeta
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/09/2026
This. I have been so disappointed by Ds that once gave me hope - Newsome, Buttigieg, Talarico et. al - that turned out to be bigots, flip-floppers, or both-sidesers. We need strong representatives that will fight for us. Human rights for all or gtfo.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
28 minute queue to log in. "Retrieving Server Information" "You have been disconnected." "Login Servers are full. Estimated time: 52 minutes" 😭 Well, I guess it wouldn't be a Blizzard Launch Day without issues upon issues. 😅
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
*insert Let Me In! meme*
Screenshot from my desktop showing World of Warcraft Forever in the battle.net launcher "This game cannot be installed yet."
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
Seen on my trip to the car wash after picking up the grandkid from Kindergarten. 😂
Photo at a red light of a blue Subaru in front of me. Bumper sticker reads:

YES, THIS IS A SUBARU. 
NO, I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
Either the Chevron I went to today when my gas light came on does not do the discounts, or it's more complicated than the usual using the card associated with said discounts, 'cause I had to pay the full $5.299 per gallon today. I had $1.10 per gallon discount available but nooooo. 🤬
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.com/fertility-experts-disc…
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
Exotic Creatures Dwell In Deepest Depths Of Genitalia
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 12/09/2026
Had a dream last night that I was in Indiana for some inexplicable reason. The only upside was that I could then attend a Hollywood, Ending gathering and meet John. How bummed was I to wake up and realize I'm still stuck in Alaska? The answer may surprise you. (No it won't. Pretty darn bummed.)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today a doctor wanted to turn the tv on in my room so he could watch coverage of the twin towers. While I was in active labor. Struggling to birth my 2nd child VBAC style. On my [now late] father's birthday. 😒 Even my crap memory will provide the "where were you" for that tragedy.
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Dory Forgets Things Instantly
Alt: Dory telling Marlin: I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. At least I think it does.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 09/09/2026
We bought our Malibu on Oct 6, 2019. It had 11 miles on it. This was the odometer reading when I pulled into my driveway after picking up grandkiddo from school today.
Photo of odometer with the car off. 12011 mi
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 08/09/2026
This. I refuse to click any substack link and am always disappointed to see someone I otherwise trust/admire using this Nazi Bar. Shoutout to @wereherenews.bsky.social for choosing something else. 🐐!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 08/09/2026
Are there any smartphones that don't shove bloatware and AIEverything down your throats? Usually I'm limited to what AT&T sells due to needing the payment plans, but I may be in a unique position this winter to purchase an unlocked phone outright and would love to get away from this garbage.
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Beanewood Commafurbatch Ending @beanedictc.dftba.social · 07/09/2026
"Don't make my puff levels high. You wouldn't like me when my puff levels are high." *turns into a green giant squid of anger*
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/09/2026
Love this idea. Doable for a lot of folks, even some (like us, currently) living paycheck to paycheck. Imagine what a difference we can make! donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Image of Dolly Parton holding two books. Text reads: In honor of her memory please donate $9.25 on September 25 to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/09/2026
Quick funny to start September 1st (see attached post). And because I can tap +alt all day long and it refuses to open, I have turned off the requirement to add it and will do my best to make do with character limits to describe the alt text in the post itself.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026
I had to watch the ittiest grandbaby from 10pm-1am for emergency purposes last night. A library hold - for a non-fiction book about pooping wrong - came available so I started reading it. Only a few pages in and there's a Lord Voldemort reference. Seriously‽ I can't even read a book about POOPING
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026
Good thing I'm ahead. I'm stuck waiting for next in series books to be released and library holds. 🫤
2026 Reading Goals

You have read 173 books this year.

BOOKS ✏️

173/250 books

69%

You are ahead by 12 books!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/08/2026
5 streaming platforms + youtube = 2 hours of pointless scrolling in search of something to watch and failing to find a single fucking thing. Whyyyyyyyyyy?
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/08/2026
My kids (ages 23, almost 25, and inches from 31) still get most of their mail delivered to my house, mainly because I'm always home and they know their packages are safe here. One of my kids got this political junk. 🙄 These chucklefucks need to get their own society and leave the rest of us alone.
Dear [redacted],

This letter provides information about the candidates in this year's U.S. Senate race. We have compiled the following facts to help you make an informed decision on Election Day. This letter does not endorse either candidate. We only want to summarize publicly available information about their backgrounds and platforms.

Gerald Heikes:

Fighting DEI and wokeness

Standing up for Christian values

Putting America and Alaska first

Has a plan to cut gas prices and strengthen the PFD


Dan Sullivan:

Uses taxpayer dollars to fund the woke agenda

Voted to allow taxpayer dollars to be used to fund sex changes for children'

Mortgaged our future by raising the debt ceiling five times, including the largest increase in history²

Sent tax dollars to pay for transgender comic books in Peru and DEI in Lithuania while Alaskans struggle³

Do your own research! Visit WokeDan.com to learn more about how Senator Sullivan is wasting our tax dollars and putting Alaska's interests last.

Remember to vote on August 18!

Get the facts:

1. Senate Votes #30–31, 2/9/18; #261–262, 8/1/19; H.R. 1. 7/1/25.

2. S. Vote #289, 12/21/20; Do No Harm database, 2024.

3. S. Vote #289, 12/21/20; U.S. State Dep't grant., S. Vote #114, 3/23/24 (H.R. 2882): U.S. State Dep't grant. U.S. Embassy Vilnius. 9/27/24

(usaspending.gov); House Foreign Affairs Cmte.

PAID FOR BY RIGHT FOR ALASKA
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 10/08/2026
ACAH
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 07/08/2026
Fellow Alaskans - Is there an alternative made here or that will ship here? Bonus points if it won't require a second job to fund. 😅 Mr Moose is currently eating Purina Pro Plan Large Breed Puppy (after age 2 it'll just be large breed.) Higher end of the budget brands, and about $80 every 3 weeks.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/08/2026
What the actual fuck? This package was ordered July 27th. I said group all items into one shipment to save packaging and fuel. It was originally supposed to arrive Sat August 1st. Then it was updated to Wed Aug 5th. Are they drunk?!
On the Way

Aug 6 >

In Transit, Arriving On Time

August 5, 2026 5:06 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

LOUISVILLE, KY 40213 August 5, 2026 2:30 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 1:07 PM

Departed USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 12:32 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 2:24 AM

Arrived at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 11:41 PM

Departed USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 11:35 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 3:58 PM

Accepted at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 2:43 PM

Shipping Label Created

BETHLEHEM. PA 18015 July 28, 2026 2:53 AM
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/08/2026
Got an email from Geeks for America. Was happy to see it, until it said they were emailing from their new platform. Substack is a hard no. I don't care what wonderful things you have to say... I refuse to listen from within the nazi bar.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 03/08/2026
Another day, another complaint about HP references in everything. I wish we could remove that TERF's work from collective consciousness. It makes me (unreasonably?) annoyed when a mention pulls me out of a story. I don't care what hogwarts house a fake character claims in an otherwise good book. 😤
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 03/08/2026
Happy Esther Day, #Nerdfighteria. I love you!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 31/07/2026
My game lagged so I restarted it. I was offline maybe a minute, tops. But now I have to wait 30 minutes to get into another TW dungeon because people are too quick to vote kick. Thanks tons, fellas! Really making want to play more than once a month. 😒 #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #ThisIsSomeBullshit
Screenshot of a debuff:

Dungeon Deserter
You abandoned your group and must wait before using Dungeon Finder or Raid Finder again.
30 minutes remaining
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026
The photo editor on my Pixel 10 Pro is getting worse and I refuse to pay for an app to try to add a bit of custom text to a pic once every few months. What do you all use? My basic photo app lets me add text, but all I can change is color (few choices)/positioning. I can't find font, shadow, etc. 🫤
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026
July 30, 2026 164 points • No mistakes 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟪🟪 4x3.fun
4x3.fun
4 × 3
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A little louder for the folks in the back: anti-trans folks don't give a shit about women's sports. They are using trans athletes as a way to weaponize their need to disempower and control women, in sports and everywhere else. Abortion bans are about power. Trans athlete bans are about power.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026
This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026
White text on a black background reads -

Shit Said at a Bar:

“Jimothy has more spine than most politicians.”
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 29/07/2026
😮‍💨 Will I ever rightly guess the difficulty level? 🎱❌ July 29, 2026 123 points • 1 mistake 🌟🟪🟨 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦 4x3.fun
4x3.fun
4 × 3
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/07/2026
I really am bad at parsing difficulty so if I ever get a reverse rainbow it will be completely by accident! July 28, 2026 132 points • No mistakes 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟪🟪 4x3.fun
4x3.fun
4 × 3
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Beanewood Commafurbatch Ending @beanedictc.dftba.social · 28/07/2026
Seriously, stop giving money to the JK Rowling Memorial Pro-Genocide Fund (i.e. don't spend a cent on Harry Potter crap)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/07/2026
My little brother is now officially closer to 50 than 40. Happy birthday, @citizencalmar.bsky.social!
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Singing Squid Plays Ukulele
Alt: A blue squid with only 5 tentacles visible is playing a guitar (or is it a ukulele?) and singing. I'd like to imagine it's a fun birthday song, but since I cannot hear underwater creatures, your guess is as good as mine!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/07/2026
NEW ACHIEVEMENT: You just finished listening to A Parade of Horribles on Audible. REWARD! Listening was its own reward. Don't get greedy. WARNING: You spent the last two weeks listening to Jeff Hays bring the entire DCC series to life and now are now suffering from the "now what do I do?" debuff.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026
Puppy Court is now in session!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/07/2026
New dad's puff levels are high. 😂
Selfie of youngest son sitting in a hospital room. His hair is sticking straight up after 2 days and nights there with his laboring fiancée, then caring for his newborn while mama slept. His face is covered by the tired face emoji for privacy.
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