WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026Sorry, bank account. That's just how it goes this time of year. 2 Pizza, Ending shirts 1 Mecha John shirt 1 Mola John shirt 1 old-school Pizza John shirt 1 hot sauce subscription (my son is happy this is back) Happy #Pizzamas Everyone! ❤️ 270
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026I thought for sure she'd want Mecha John, but she chose Pizza, Ending. "It's perfect!" she exclaimed excitedly. #Pizzamas 060
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026How does this year's S compare to the XS from last year? 'Cause this kid has grown, but not that much. She still wears her PizzaCat & P4A shirts more like nightgowns than shirts she can go to school in. #Pizzamas 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/09/2026I told the grandkid that Pizzamas was here soon and asked if she wanted another shirt. She enthusiastically said YES! Can't wait to see and show her the choices. 160
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/09/2026Someone please tell me WHY I ate both a (very large) sourdough english muffin AND an orange cranberry scone in the same meal. If you need me, I'll be in the corner dying, so please don't need me. 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/09/2026#HCOMMAE Completed Can't wait for the spy thriller that starts on a train! 😁 040
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 22/09/2026Happy Hollywood, Ending Day to those who celebrate! My plan to save John the pain of signing my book may have been a dumb one (since the fool signed so many, anyway), but it paid off in a timely delivery. Sorry to those having issues with their pre-orders. 😔 090
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026So much for being on the Do Not Call registry meaning anything. This is just today so far! (Nevermind all the poll/political texts I have to report as spam and block daily.) 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 160
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 20/09/2026WHAT DID TRUMP DO TO THOSE FALLEN SOLDIERS? I can't deal with a zombie crisis on top of all this other crap. 1520412
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255599586
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/09/2026No login queues today, but it is so laggy/choppy that it's basically unplayable for me currently. Anyone else? I'm in Alaska, on the Regular servers. I've tried VPN on, VPN off, shutting down my computer to clear all the bits & bobs, and recycling my internet. #WoWForeverBeta 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/09/2026This. I have been so disappointed by Ds that once gave me hope - Newsome, Buttigieg, Talarico et. al - that turned out to be bigots, flip-floppers, or both-sidesers. We need strong representatives that will fight for us. Human rights for all or gtfo. 130
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/202628 minute queue to log in. "Retrieving Server Information" "You have been disconnected." "Login Servers are full. Estimated time: 52 minutes" 😭 Well, I guess it wouldn't be a Blizzard Launch Day without issues upon issues. 😅 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026Seen on my trip to the car wash after picking up the grandkid from Kindergarten. 😂 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026Either the Chevron I went to today when my gas light came on does not do the discounts, or it's more complicated than the usual using the card associated with said discounts, 'cause I had to pay the full $5.299 per gallon today. I had $1.10 per gallon discount available but nooooo. 🤬 010
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.com/fertility-experts-disc… 281350180
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 12/09/2026Had a dream last night that I was in Indiana for some inexplicable reason. The only upside was that I could then attend a Hollywood, Ending gathering and meet John. How bummed was I to wake up and realize I'm still stuck in Alaska? The answer may surprise you. (No it won't. Pretty darn bummed.) 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 11/09/202625 years ago today a doctor wanted to turn the tv on in my room so he could watch coverage of the twin towers. While I was in active labor. Struggling to birth my 2nd child VBAC style. On my [now late] father's birthday. 😒 Even my crap memory will provide the "where were you" for that tragedy.static.klipy.comDory Forgets Things InstantlyAlt: Dory telling Marlin: I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. At least I think it does. 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 09/09/2026We bought our Malibu on Oct 6, 2019. It had 11 miles on it. This was the odometer reading when I pulled into my driveway after picking up grandkiddo from school today. 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 08/09/2026This. I refuse to click any substack link and am always disappointed to see someone I otherwise trust/admire using this Nazi Bar. Shoutout to @wereherenews.bsky.social for choosing something else. 🐐! 041
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 08/09/2026Are there any smartphones that don't shove bloatware and AIEverything down your throats? Usually I'm limited to what AT&T sells due to needing the payment plans, but I may be in a unique position this winter to purchase an unlocked phone outright and would love to get away from this garbage. 100
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕Beanewood Commafurbatch Ending @beanedictc.dftba.social · 07/09/2026"Don't make my puff levels high. You wouldn't like me when my puff levels are high." *turns into a green giant squid of anger* 1141
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/09/2026Love this idea. Doable for a lot of folks, even some (like us, currently) living paycheck to paycheck. Imagine what a difference we can make! donate.imaginationlibrary.com 022
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/09/2026Quick funny to start September 1st (see attached post). And because I can tap +alt all day long and it refuses to open, I have turned off the requirement to add it and will do my best to make do with character limits to describe the alt text in the post itself. 100
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026I had to watch the ittiest grandbaby from 10pm-1am for emergency purposes last night. A library hold - for a non-fiction book about pooping wrong - came available so I started reading it. Only a few pages in and there's a Lord Voldemort reference. Seriously‽ I can't even read a book about POOPING 110
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026Good thing I'm ahead. I'm stuck waiting for next in series books to be released and library holds. 🫤 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/08/20265 streaming platforms + youtube = 2 hours of pointless scrolling in search of something to watch and failing to find a single fucking thing. Whyyyyyyyyyy? 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/08/2026My kids (ages 23, almost 25, and inches from 31) still get most of their mail delivered to my house, mainly because I'm always home and they know their packages are safe here. One of my kids got this political junk. 🙄 These chucklefucks need to get their own society and leave the rest of us alone. 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 07/08/2026Fellow Alaskans - Is there an alternative made here or that will ship here? Bonus points if it won't require a second job to fund. 😅 Mr Moose is currently eating Purina Pro Plan Large Breed Puppy (after age 2 it'll just be large breed.) Higher end of the budget brands, and about $80 every 3 weeks. 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/08/2026What the actual fuck? This package was ordered July 27th. I said group all items into one shipment to save packaging and fuel. It was originally supposed to arrive Sat August 1st. Then it was updated to Wed Aug 5th. Are they drunk?! 110
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/08/2026Got an email from Geeks for America. Was happy to see it, until it said they were emailing from their new platform. Substack is a hard no. I don't care what wonderful things you have to say... I refuse to listen from within the nazi bar. 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 03/08/2026Another day, another complaint about HP references in everything. I wish we could remove that TERF's work from collective consciousness. It makes me (unreasonably?) annoyed when a mention pulls me out of a story. I don't care what hogwarts house a fake character claims in an otherwise good book. 😤 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 31/07/2026My game lagged so I restarted it. I was offline maybe a minute, tops. But now I have to wait 30 minutes to get into another TW dungeon because people are too quick to vote kick. Thanks tons, fellas! Really making want to play more than once a month. 😒 #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #ThisIsSomeBullshit 010
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026The photo editor on my Pixel 10 Pro is getting worse and I refuse to pay for an app to try to add a bit of custom text to a pic once every few months. What do you all use? My basic photo app lets me add text, but all I can change is color (few choices)/positioning. I can't find font, shadow, etc. 🫤 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026July 30, 2026 164 points • No mistakes 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟪🟪 4x3.fun4x3.fun4 × 3 100
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A little louder for the folks in the back: anti-trans folks don't give a shit about women's sports. They are using trans athletes as a way to weaponize their need to disempower and control women, in sports and everywhere else. Abortion bans are about power. Trans athlete bans are about power. 33914
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub) 325106931459
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 29/07/2026😮💨 Will I ever rightly guess the difficulty level? 🎱❌ July 29, 2026 123 points • 1 mistake 🌟🟪🟨 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦 4x3.fun4x3.fun4 × 3 300
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/07/2026I really am bad at parsing difficulty so if I ever get a reverse rainbow it will be completely by accident! July 28, 2026 132 points • No mistakes 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟪🟪 4x3.fun4x3.fun4 × 3 100
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕Beanewood Commafurbatch Ending @beanedictc.dftba.social · 28/07/2026Seriously, stop giving money to the JK Rowling Memorial Pro-Genocide Fund (i.e. don't spend a cent on Harry Potter crap) 08020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/07/2026My little brother is now officially closer to 50 than 40. Happy birthday, @citizencalmar.bsky.social!static.klipy.comSinging Squid Plays UkuleleAlt: A blue squid with only 5 tentacles visible is playing a guitar (or is it a ukulele?) and singing. I'd like to imagine it's a fun birthday song, but since I cannot hear underwater creatures, your guess is as good as mine! 131
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/07/2026NEW ACHIEVEMENT: You just finished listening to A Parade of Horribles on Audible. REWARD! Listening was its own reward. Don't get greedy. WARNING: You spent the last two weeks listening to Jeff Hays bring the entire DCC series to life and now are now suffering from the "now what do I do?" debuff. 010
Reposted by WrenAK 🍕WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026Puppy Court is now in session! 41368651099