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WrenAK 🍕

@wrenak.dftba.social
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Who am I? I am a woman in her early 50s who is a: wife, mother of 3, grandmother of 2, and a nerdfighter (DFTBA!). I enjoy playing World of Warcraft (although not as often as I used to), reading, knitting, and doing diamond art.

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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
Screenshot of WoW Forever Beta stuck on the Retrieving Character List screen.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like this reminder needs circulating again.
How to avoid sexual assault!
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*

sexual violence center cork

1) DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS

2) USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU.

3) WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM.

4) WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE.

5) IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

6) CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

*for perpetrators
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, bank account. That's just how it goes this time of year. 2 Pizza, Ending shirts 1 Mecha John shirt 1 Mola John shirt 1 old-school Pizza John shirt 1 hot sauce subscription (my son is happy this is back) Happy #Pizzamas Everyone! ❤️
Screenshot of cart subtotal. With surprise (multi-shirt?) discount, $160.70.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 25/09/2026
Done. Happy Dolly Parton Day!
Thank You

Thank you so much for making a donation to my Imagination Library. This program is so special to me and I am thrilled that it is special to you, too. My Daddy was the inspiration for the Imagination Library and he told me many times that out of all of the dreams I had fulfilled, this program was the one thing that made him the most proud of me!

Now, thanks to you, all of our program partners and many other people with kind and generous hearts, what we started as a little book gifting program in my home county has grown to reach kids all over the world.

Together we are going to keep dreaming and keep growing!

Love,

[image of Dolly's signature]

A receipt of your donation has been sent to the email address you provided. (Check your Spam folder if you do not see it.)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Hollywood, Ending Day to those who celebrate! My plan to save John the pain of signing my book may have been a dumb one (since the fool signed so many, anyway), but it paid off in a timely delivery. Sorry to those having issues with their pre-orders. 😔
Photo of my Kindle showing the cover of Hollywood, Ending. There are two cartwheeling emojis and a heart-eye emoji along the top.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026
I love the visible breath, too. I don't remember seeing it before Forever.
Screenshot of gnome mage breathing in the snowy Dun Morogh.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, look. Another one.
Screenshot showing a 6th spam call for today.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026
So much for being on the Do Not Call registry meaning anything. This is just today so far! (Nevermind all the poll/political texts I have to report as spam and block daily.) 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Screenshot of call log showing 5 separate Spam Risk calls from between 2:02 and 5:05pm.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
*insert Let Me In! meme*
Screenshot from my desktop showing World of Warcraft Forever in the battle.net launcher "This game cannot be installed yet."
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026
Seen on my trip to the car wash after picking up the grandkid from Kindergarten. 😂
Photo at a red light of a blue Subaru in front of me. Bumper sticker reads:

YES, THIS IS A SUBARU. 
NO, I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/09/2026
Now Kiss meme
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 09/09/2026
We bought our Malibu on Oct 6, 2019. It had 11 miles on it. This was the odometer reading when I pulled into my driveway after picking up grandkiddo from school today.
Photo of odometer with the car off. 12011 mi
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/09/2026
Love this idea. Doable for a lot of folks, even some (like us, currently) living paycheck to paycheck. Imagine what a difference we can make! donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Image of Dolly Parton holding two books. Text reads: In honor of her memory please donate $9.25 on September 25 to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/09/2026
Alt: Black trees w/hanging jack-o'-lanterns, orange background, white text. IN FOLKLORE, CINNAMON, GINGER, AND CLOVE ARE SAID TO REPEL THE EVIL AND FOUL. THEY ARE ALSO THE MAJORITY INGREDIENTS OF PUMPKIN SPICE, REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU HEAR PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE. NOW YOU KNOW WHY.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026
Good thing I'm ahead. I'm stuck waiting for next in series books to be released and library holds. 🫤
2026 Reading Goals

You have read 173 books this year.

BOOKS ✏️

173/250 books

69%

You are ahead by 12 books!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/08/2026
My kids (ages 23, almost 25, and inches from 31) still get most of their mail delivered to my house, mainly because I'm always home and they know their packages are safe here. One of my kids got this political junk. 🙄 These chucklefucks need to get their own society and leave the rest of us alone.
Dear [redacted],

This letter provides information about the candidates in this year's U.S. Senate race. We have compiled the following facts to help you make an informed decision on Election Day. This letter does not endorse either candidate. We only want to summarize publicly available information about their backgrounds and platforms.

Gerald Heikes:

Fighting DEI and wokeness

Standing up for Christian values

Putting America and Alaska first

Has a plan to cut gas prices and strengthen the PFD


Dan Sullivan:

Uses taxpayer dollars to fund the woke agenda

Voted to allow taxpayer dollars to be used to fund sex changes for children'

Mortgaged our future by raising the debt ceiling five times, including the largest increase in history²

Sent tax dollars to pay for transgender comic books in Peru and DEI in Lithuania while Alaskans struggle³

Do your own research! Visit WokeDan.com to learn more about how Senator Sullivan is wasting our tax dollars and putting Alaska's interests last.

Remember to vote on August 18!

Get the facts:

1. Senate Votes #30–31, 2/9/18; #261–262, 8/1/19; H.R. 1. 7/1/25.

2. S. Vote #289, 12/21/20; Do No Harm database, 2024.

3. S. Vote #289, 12/21/20; U.S. State Dep't grant., S. Vote #114, 3/23/24 (H.R. 2882): U.S. State Dep't grant. U.S. Embassy Vilnius. 9/27/24

(usaspending.gov); House Foreign Affairs Cmte.

PAID FOR BY RIGHT FOR ALASKA
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/08/2026
What the actual fuck? This package was ordered July 27th. I said group all items into one shipment to save packaging and fuel. It was originally supposed to arrive Sat August 1st. Then it was updated to Wed Aug 5th. Are they drunk?!
On the Way

Aug 6 >

In Transit, Arriving On Time

August 5, 2026 5:06 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

LOUISVILLE, KY 40213 August 5, 2026 2:30 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 1:07 PM

Departed USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 12:32 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

SEATTLE WA DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 4, 2026 2:24 AM

Arrived at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 11:41 PM

Departed USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 11:35 PM

Arrived at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 3:58 PM

Accepted at USPS Facility

DENVER CO DISTRIBUTION CENTER August 1, 2026 2:43 PM

Shipping Label Created

BETHLEHEM. PA 18015 July 28, 2026 2:53 AM
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 31/07/2026
My game lagged so I restarted it. I was offline maybe a minute, tops. But now I have to wait 30 minutes to get into another TW dungeon because people are too quick to vote kick. Thanks tons, fellas! Really making want to play more than once a month. 😒 #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #ThisIsSomeBullshit
Screenshot of a debuff:

Dungeon Deserter
You abandoned your group and must wait before using Dungeon Finder or Raid Finder again.
30 minutes remaining
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 30/07/2026
White text on a black background reads -

Shit Said at a Bar:

“Jimothy has more spine than most politicians.”
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/07/2026
New dad's puff levels are high. 😂
Selfie of youngest son sitting in a hospital room. His hair is sticking straight up after 2 days and nights there with his laboring fiancée, then caring for his newborn while mama slept. His face is covered by the tired face emoji for privacy.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 08/07/2026
Screenshot of feed. Regular mode.Screenshot of notification screen. Regular mode.Screenshot of chosen video. Dark mode.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 07/07/2026
*yelled like a fight announcer* BAAAANANALOCAAAA!!!
Screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail - Text reads Z is For PIZZA next to a can of Heinz Beans Pizza (the beanz you love margherita pizza style)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/07/2026
9:00pm rolled around last night and I remembered I hadn't logged into WoW in June, so I woke up my computer, put my keyboard in my lap, and had to hurt big baby's fee-fees by not letting him join me in my lap. (Nevermind he was doing his own thing until that very moment.) Got trading post done, tho!
Photo of Moose laying on his chair but stretched enough to have his head laying on the arm of my chair with a pathetic woe-is-me look on his face. My black-sleeved arm is in the photo with my hand resting on his face to comfort him.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/06/2026
This is Cat Dog's favorite place... The back of my rocker recliner! Fukkin weirdo.
Selfie showing the very left side of my face being pushed to the side by a doggie butt as he lays on the back of my chair.Photo of Moose from hub's point of view (as I was getting ready to post the first photo).
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/06/2026
*happy dance*
4 × 3
200 points • 0 mistakes
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🌟🟩🟩
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/06/2026
Nope, just a regular day.
4x3

120 pts • 0 mistakes • Hub First

All, yellow, yellow
All, blue, blue
All, green, green
All, purple, purple
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/06/2026
Got Moose's Wisdom Panel DNA back. I don't know how accurate it is, but I can see it. His tail curls when he's in a good mood, he has the big head, brindle coat, can run fast and has lots of energy.
Ancestry
We detected 8 breeds in Moose's DNA.

Top 5 Breeds

27% Siberian Husky
22% Alaskan Malamute
20% American Staffordshire Terrier
12% American Bulldog
12% American Pit Bull Terrier

More Ancestry Results Guard

20% American Staffordshire Terrier 
12% American Bulldog 
12% American Pit Bull Terrier 
4% Boxer
2% Rottweiler

Asian and Oceanian

27% Siberian Husky 
22% Alaskan Malamute

Herding 

1% German Shepherd Dog
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/06/2026
Can we talk about sleeve trends? I want this shirt in the worst way because 1) I want to support the foundation, and 2) regular neck shirts bother me with the sensation of being choked. But my arms are big, even after losing 80lbs. No one (me) wants to see that flappy, & I don't want to feel it! 😂😭
Screenshot of a blue v-neck t-shirt with Tell Your Dog I Said Hi printed in white.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 14/06/2026
4x3

June 14, 2026

100 pts - 0 mistakes

Blue, All, Blue
Yellow, All, Yellow
Green, All, Green
Purple, All, Purple

four categories • three words • one shared
hankgreen.com/fourbythree (hanklerfish doodle)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/06/2026
Only got the last one because it was all that was left.
4x3

100 pts • 0 mistakes

Yellow, yellow, all
Purple, purple, all
Blue, all, blue
Green, all, green

4x3 - four categories, three words, one word in all four
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 11/06/2026
Last mother's day I bought a singular haskap plant. I found out it wouldn't bear fruit without a second companion plant, then it ended up looking like a bunch of dried-out sticks so I thought it was dead. Not so! Leaves budded this year when it was done freezing. Hooray! Then this. What are they?
Photo of leaves with ugly holes eaten through.Photo of a tiny caterpillar on a paper towel. These little assholes were hanging by thin, web-like strands from the branches.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/06/2026
To quote Harry from Resident Alien, "This is some bullshit."
Photo of infotainment screen showing the temperature at 3:47pm - 79°
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/06/2026
It's too hot for a dog blanket, Moose!
Selfie of my #70poundlapdog draped over me after my short absence. My face is covered by a crying laughing emoji and he is panting. Y'know, 'cause it's hot.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 04/06/2026
No. No, no, NO. 72° is too fugging hot in Anchorage, AK on June 3rd. Just... No.
Screenshot from weather.com.

Anchorage Weather
Old Seward, Anchorage, Alaska • as of 3:29 PM AKDT

72°                                                           ☀️ Sunny
Feels like 72° | H 72° | L 53°
Chance of Rain 0% | 0 in
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 03/06/2026
"When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies........."

A clear sectioned platter containing cookies shaped and decorated to resemble: celery, cauliflower, broccoli, cherry tomatoes, carrots, and ranch dressing.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 29/05/2026
My 70# lap dog.
Selfie I was barely able to take thanks to the brindle baby. Moose in my lap with one arm keeping him still, the other stretched to the longest it can go (I'm short, m'kay). My eyebrows are the furthest point you can see of my face.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 26/05/2026
🤦🏼‍♀️ The cat decided it was safe to start up his old man howling (he's 18) since there was a 3ft gate blocking off half the house. Moose cleared that sumbeach with a standing jump like it was nothing. Time to get creative! Limbo, anyone?
Photo of a sheet covered metal gate at the end of a hallway. There is currently a 20+ year old baby gate starting a couple of inches above it so we can still open the gate to go through, but we now have to duck under.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 25/05/2026
I may need a bigger chair.
Moose laying in a very tight spot next to me while I read.Moose laying with me - hub's point of view. (Yes, my side table is crowded and messy. Deal with jt. 😂)
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 25/05/2026
I think my dog is broken.
Moose, the brindle pupper, laying on the floor; his back legs are pointing one direction, his front legs are pointed the other direction, and his head is pointed the same direction as his back legs!
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/05/2026
There's a tiger in my house. Since he was a stray, the shelter gave him the "Lookah" name. He doesn't respond well to it. I called out "Moose" and he looked at me. What do you all think? Moose? Or any other suggestions?
New pupper with brindle stripes chewing on a bully stick in my living room.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/05/2026
I did a thing.
A brindle colored moose* laying in the back seat of a truck.

*Need to get a dna test, but I suspect a staffie / dane mix or something similar.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 23/05/2026
Went to meet Lookah today (will not keep that spelling if he comes home with me). He a big boi. Around 1 year old. Need hubs to meet him before I commit (he was a stray and may have a wariness with men).
Light tan brindle and white pupper. He is tall and looks like he may have some Great Dane in him.Me sitting in a chair while pupper sniffs the black hair on the floor left from another pupper.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 20/05/2026
to a dull ache, but now I have a swollen vein (or vessel) in my palm and a small lump on my wrist that pulses with my heartbeat. (See vid.) What the what? Is this dangerous or an insignificant stupid self-injury that will heal? I don't have insurance, but also would rather not croak.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/05/2026
"Chopper, sic balls."
Screenshot of a 2-tone grey-brown dog with a white mark on his chest. His name is Chopper, is 10 years old, and was brought to Anchorage Animal Care and Control on April 28, 2026.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/05/2026
RIP, Mako. Your psycho butt will be missed. I hope now you can relax. Tell Molly we said hi.
Mako, approx 3 months old, on the way home from the Valdez shelter.Mako at 4 months old, trying to hide because daddy was vacuuming.Mako had a little "drinking problem" when she was young. She would chew the cap off any plastic bottle left where she could reach it.Old lady Mako sleeping in the pack & play.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 02/05/2026
I'm 10 books behind my modest goal of 250 for the year. Partly because one book took me nearly 2 weeks to read in March, but mostly because I'm having to wait months for "next in series" books to come out and my library either doesn't have what I'm looking for or there's a long waiting list. 😭
@wrenak's April 2026 Wrap-Up

14 books, 4337 pages.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/04/2026
Update: only the "I still have $ I set aside for this, let's spend it" perks were shipped. Still waiting for the main chunk. *le sigh* As an aside... butt (leg?) cheeks!
Photo of the two P4A items that arrived. Left is the 2026 P4A logo (front), right is the commemorative coin.Photo of the two P4A items that arrived. Left is the 2026 P4A logo ([juicy] back[side]), right is the commemorative coin.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/04/2026
Belfs sure know how to hurt a Velf's feelings. *laughs in void*
Screenshot of chat in World of Warcraft. "The nearby guard glares at you and the void energy that you surround yourself with."
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/04/2026
work. I am signed into Hoopla and it is connected to my library card. I have managed to find 2 things I might be interested in listening to, only for it to give me the attached message. I have never borrowed anything through Hoopla, and when I check Libby, my library doesn't have the title.
The collective daily borrow limit set by your library has been reached and will reset at midnight. Please browse and add titles to favorites so you can easily access them after midnight.
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WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 16/04/2026
👀
Screenshot of a Walmart order with tracking information. Was supposed to be delivered Wed, Apr 15, but the order is now delayed. The shipping address is in Anchorage, Alaska and yet, somehow, it claims it's ready for recipient pick-up in New Braunfels, TX. 'Cause I'm gonna pay to fly down to Texas from Alaska for a $6.27 box of dishwasher detergent? Really wish they sold unscented powders locally, because it's stupid I have to order a product that will not give me a headache from the scent or leave a disgusting smell on my dishes.
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