WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/09/2026Sorry, bank account. That's just how it goes this time of year. 2 Pizza, Ending shirts 1 Mecha John shirt 1 Mola John shirt 1 old-school Pizza John shirt 1 hot sauce subscription (my son is happy this is back) Happy #Pizzamas Everyone! ❤️ 270
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 22/09/2026Happy Hollywood, Ending Day to those who celebrate! My plan to save John the pain of signing my book may have been a dumb one (since the fool signed so many, anyway), but it paid off in a timely delivery. Sorry to those having issues with their pre-orders. 😔 090
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026I love the visible breath, too. I don't remember seeing it before Forever. 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 21/09/2026So much for being on the Do Not Call registry meaning anything. This is just today so far! (Nevermind all the poll/political texts I have to report as spam and block daily.) 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 160
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 17/09/2026Seen on my trip to the car wash after picking up the grandkid from Kindergarten. 😂 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 09/09/2026We bought our Malibu on Oct 6, 2019. It had 11 miles on it. This was the odometer reading when I pulled into my driveway after picking up grandkiddo from school today. 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 05/09/2026Love this idea. Doable for a lot of folks, even some (like us, currently) living paycheck to paycheck. Imagine what a difference we can make! donate.imaginationlibrary.com 022
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/09/2026Alt: Black trees w/hanging jack-o'-lanterns, orange background, white text. IN FOLKLORE, CINNAMON, GINGER, AND CLOVE ARE SAID TO REPEL THE EVIL AND FOUL. THEY ARE ALSO THE MAJORITY INGREDIENTS OF PUMPKIN SPICE, REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU HEAR PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE. NOW YOU KNOW WHY. 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/08/2026Good thing I'm ahead. I'm stuck waiting for next in series books to be released and library holds. 🫤 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/08/2026My kids (ages 23, almost 25, and inches from 31) still get most of their mail delivered to my house, mainly because I'm always home and they know their packages are safe here. One of my kids got this political junk. 🙄 These chucklefucks need to get their own society and leave the rest of us alone. 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/08/2026What the actual fuck? This package was ordered July 27th. I said group all items into one shipment to save packaging and fuel. It was originally supposed to arrive Sat August 1st. Then it was updated to Wed Aug 5th. Are they drunk?! 110
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 31/07/2026My game lagged so I restarted it. I was offline maybe a minute, tops. But now I have to wait 30 minutes to get into another TW dungeon because people are too quick to vote kick. Thanks tons, fellas! Really making want to play more than once a month. 😒 #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #ThisIsSomeBullshit 010
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 01/07/20269:00pm rolled around last night and I remembered I hadn't logged into WoW in June, so I woke up my computer, put my keyboard in my lap, and had to hurt big baby's fee-fees by not letting him join me in my lap. (Nevermind he was doing his own thing until that very moment.) Got trading post done, tho! 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/06/2026This is Cat Dog's favorite place... The back of my rocker recliner! Fukkin weirdo. 010
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/06/2026Got Moose's Wisdom Panel DNA back. I don't know how accurate it is, but I can see it. His tail curls when he's in a good mood, he has the big head, brindle coat, can run fast and has lots of energy. 130
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/06/2026Can we talk about sleeve trends? I want this shirt in the worst way because 1) I want to support the foundation, and 2) regular neck shirts bother me with the sensation of being choked. But my arms are big, even after losing 80lbs. No one (me) wants to see that flappy, & I don't want to feel it! 😂😭 110
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 13/06/2026Only got the last one because it was all that was left. 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 11/06/2026Last mother's day I bought a singular haskap plant. I found out it wouldn't bear fruit without a second companion plant, then it ended up looking like a bunch of dried-out sticks so I thought it was dead. Not so! Leaves budded this year when it was done freezing. Hooray! Then this. What are they? 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 06/06/2026To quote Harry from Resident Alien, "This is some bullshit." 010
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 04/06/2026No. No, no, NO. 72° is too fugging hot in Anchorage, AK on June 3rd. Just... No. 110
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 26/05/2026🤦🏼♀️ The cat decided it was safe to start up his old man howling (he's 18) since there was a 3ft gate blocking off half the house. Moose cleared that sumbeach with a standing jump like it was nothing. Time to get creative! Limbo, anyone? 020
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 24/05/2026There's a tiger in my house. Since he was a stray, the shelter gave him the "Lookah" name. He doesn't respond well to it. I called out "Moose" and he looked at me. What do you all think? Moose? Or any other suggestions? 460
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 23/05/2026Went to meet Lookah today (will not keep that spelling if he comes home with me). He a big boi. Around 1 year old. Need hubs to meet him before I commit (he was a stray and may have a wariness with men). 010
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 20/05/2026to a dull ache, but now I have a swollen vein (or vessel) in my palm and a small lump on my wrist that pulses with my heartbeat. (See vid.) What the what? Is this dangerous or an insignificant stupid self-injury that will heal? I don't have insurance, but also would rather not croak. 100
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 15/05/2026RIP, Mako. Your psycho butt will be missed. I hope now you can relax. Tell Molly we said hi. 160
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 02/05/2026I'm 10 books behind my modest goal of 250 for the year. Partly because one book took me nearly 2 weeks to read in March, but mostly because I'm having to wait months for "next in series" books to come out and my library either doesn't have what I'm looking for or there's a long waiting list. 😭 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 28/04/2026Update: only the "I still have $ I set aside for this, let's spend it" perks were shipped. Still waiting for the main chunk. *le sigh* As an aside... butt (leg?) cheeks! 030
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 27/04/2026Belfs sure know how to hurt a Velf's feelings. *laughs in void* 000
WrenAK 🍕 @wrenak.dftba.social · 18/04/2026work. I am signed into Hoopla and it is connected to my library card. I have managed to find 2 things I might be interested in listening to, only for it to give me the attached message. I have never borrowed anything through Hoopla, and when I check Libby, my library doesn't have the title. 200