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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

PSA: MapQuest uses the correct names for Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico.

Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

First Dolly Parton, and now Tim Curry? Can we just cancel the rest of this week? Nothing good will come out of trying to see this one through.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I follow zero sports-related accounts, but my Bluesky feed is determined to keep me up to date on what's happening with the World Cup. I wonder if they'll all still be this into it when the women's teams get their turn next year.

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The Obama Foundation @obamafoundation.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"A whole civilization will die" is literally a misleading prophecy from Greek mythology. Did the Oracle specify which civilization you were going to destroy

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

The cover of the Air album "Moon Safari".

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

So we're just slapping his name on whatever now? Behold! The Trump Great Pacific Garbage Patch!

A photo of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

@susiedent.com Is "malus" not a word? I understand it to mean "the opposite of a bonus", "a penalty".

Attempting to play "malus" in Two Words.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Dammit, YouTube, don't auto-dub videos. Some people are actually trying to learn other languages and would like the listening practice. Don't make me click extra things to hear the Japanese video in Japanese. Make the people who want to hear the creepy AI voice click for it.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan -- three '80s icons in the same week. Could someone check on Rick Astley and make sure he's okay? #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

A lot of people seem to have forgotten this, so here's America's favorite illegal immigrant to remind you:

Superman saying, "...and remember, boys and girls, your school--like our country--is made up of Americans of many different races, religions and national origins, so if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin--don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN."

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Seeing a lot of jokes about the new pope being from Chicago. All I want to know is, given that there's a zero percent chance of a progressive pope, is he at least not a MAGA? I'm not a Catholic, but we don't need the Church bending its knee to the fascists. Again, I mean.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

They think Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero and that Luigi Mangione deserves the death penalty. That tells you everything you need to know about them.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Google Maps is now unusable, because they are willing to sacrifice accuracy in order to suck up to fascists. Taking suggestions for other map apps to use from now on.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Does it count as participating in the boycott if there was nothing that could have gotten me to spend my day off watching a sportsball game in the first place? 🤔

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I just listened to the podcast version of this, and I think this is an amazing insight. I've noticed both of these issues, but I never made the connection that one was just the actively worse replacement for the other.

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

This is one of my favorite songs ever, but MY GOD WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT!?

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Citizen Calmar @citizencalmar.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

So, to be clear, when they say "make America great again", the time period they're looking back on with such nostalgia is specifically "when children were dying of polio". Good to know.

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