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Willzebub Schlitz

@wpschlitz.bsky.social
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Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror boxd.it/O6BX

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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 22h
Carrie Fisher with cat #Caturday
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 21h
Gordon Jump
WKRP ‘Big Guy’ Arthur Carlson
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 21h
boxd.it/gIyAMd When #zombiesteve52 asked for ‘70s I just dove into my watchlist and picked one at random. This is what I got. It’s definitely a ‘70s movie.
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A ★★ review of Chosen Survivors (1974)
This prequel to Silo really stinks.  I don’t have any proof and I’m not interested in researching it but this feels like a decent story written by one person that then got over produced to hell. Every...
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, we know it’s not among his family members and he has no friends so… Mar a Lago.
Charles Nelson Reilly on the Match Game holding a card that says Brothel
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Backrooms 3.5 stars
Cursed 2.5 stars
Good Will Hunting 5 stars
After Midnight 3.5 stars
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Därn it, Järnet, I löve you!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 👇
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing I remember from high school English class… “you’re going to go to yoga with your friend Edgar but you forgot your mat and you’re embarrassed” o no mat o Poe I a…
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mostly it’s how likely I’d be happy to watch it again. I’d certainly watch this one again but I’m not sure if I’d like it more or less next time. 3.5 is usually “it’s fine but just not for me”
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Purely arbitrary. Sometimes it’s based solely on how much I enjoyed it. Sometimes that’s tempered by my accepting that it’s a “good” movie or does something interesting that just wasn’t for me. My reviews are usually bitchy and nit picky despite really liking some parts.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could’ve used more of some aspects and less of others. Not what I was expecting or hoping for. boxd.it/gDq8qH
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A ★★★½ review of Backrooms (2026)
I dunno maybe it was overhyped…  I don’t know if they tried too hard or not hard enough… I feel like if I walked through a wall into a crazy room where thing were not quite right I’d spend more time e...
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit!
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sure hope he doesn’t read this post!
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boxd.it/gBRaBX After two failed attempts I gave in and watched a recommended “fall” movie for #ZombieSteve52 It’s not specifically a “fall” movie but the vibes are decidedly autumnal. That’s probably just Boston though.
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A ★★★★★ review of Good Will Hunting (1997)
I watched this once before when I was probably Will’s age and didn’t really care for it. All the talking and feelings and crying and stuff.  Now that I’m Sean’s age it hits a lot different.  And after...
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 03/10/2026
This seems so obvious to me that it always baffles me when people push back against it. Bach's Goldberg Variations and "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies are both absolutely perfect at what they're doing. But what they're doing isn't the same thing.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s the 1990 remake version.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
After Midnight 3.5 stars
Flip the Frog “Spooks” 4.5 stars
It Ends 4.5 stars
L.A. Story 5 stars
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m all caught up on main episodes and this may be the straw that breaks the Patreon camel’s back.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like the Long Walk but with less gross bodily functions. boxd.it/SBUi
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It Ends (2025)
A group of recent grads head out on a late night drive for grub, hoping to enjoy one final hangout before their paths diverge. Instead, they accidentally turn onto a never-ending, two-lane hellscape s...
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are a grown-ass man at the urinal with your pants around your knees… yes, I’m going to give you a weird look.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My teen daughter and her bestie are going to a concert together tonight and all I can think of is “that’s how Last House on the Left starts…”
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The “Satanic Panic” Made Her a True-Crime Obsession. The Truth Is More Haunting. Don't miss this one by the great @lilianasegura.bsky.social theintercept.com/2026/09/27/c...
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The “Satanic Panic” Made Her a True-Crime Obsession. The Truth Is More Haunting.
After 30 years on death row, Christa Pike faces execution for a grisly murder she committed at 18.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
13yo watching some Taylor Swift video: That’s Dakota something and… who’s that guy? Wife: Colin Farrell 13yo: Is he, like, famous or something? Me: What? In Bruges?! Does the Banshees of Inisherin ring a bell?! (To the cat) Philistines in the house.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
September 27, 1947: Meat Loaf [Marvin Lee Aday], rock musician and singer-songwriter ("Bat Out of Hell"; Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"), is born in Dallas, Texas.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boxd.it/gvATcF Movie night with the wife. Revisiting an old favorite.
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A ★★★★★ review of L.A. Story (1991)
My wife and I, this is our movie. Quotes are our secret code language. She has “Let your mind go…” tattooed on her wrist. I quote the Shakespearian misquotes all the time. (“Hey, life is pretty stupid...
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife’s water broke at home with our second kid. After the first few minutes i think it’s pretty evident you’re not just peeing.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Massacre at Central High 3.5 stars
Mars Attacks 3.5 stars
Clerks 5 stars
Art Models 2.5 stars
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
boxd.it/gtvD2h Yet another movie where Robert Carradine gets to hook up with a girl way out of his league. #ZombieSteve52 “Back to School.”
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A ★★★½ review of Massacre at Central High (1976)
I help moderate a Sleaze/Exploitation appreciation group on Facebook and the owner of the group, my buddy Angelo, shared a picture of a topless Rainbeaux Smith holding a bunch of dynamite. Imagine my ...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know anything about this Cutter movie except that everything I’ve seen about it makes me not want to see anymore.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PlutoTV was airing this and both War of the Worlds films at the same time… do they know something we don’t? boxd.it/2bd4
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Mars Attacks! (1996)
A fleet of Martian spacecraft surrounds the world's major cities and all of humanity waits to see if the extraterrestrial visitors have, as they claim, "come in peace." U.S. President James Dale recei...
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This week's comic: Anti-Smart Glasses foxtrot.com/2026/09/20/a...
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Spun 4.5 stars
Al’s Brain a 3-D Journey through the Human Brain with “Weird Al” Yankovic 3.5 stars
The Guns of Navarone 4 stars
Clue 4 stars
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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Milhouse Simpsons Playing Frisbee Alone
Alt: Milhouse Playing Frisbee Alone
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
boxd.it/1SAo Eric Roberts career is an enormous mixed bag… his role in this is small but memorable and fulfills this week’s #ZombieSteve52 requirement.
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Spun (2002)
Over the course of three days Ross, a college dropout addicted to crystal-meth, encounters a variety of oddball folks - including a stripper named Nikki and her boyfriend, the local meth producer, The...
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of my favorite nasty bummer watches.
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fantastic exploitation flick! The ending is classic!
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So joyful
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Europe makes room at lunch table for Canada as America makes cafeteria environment uncomfortable for everyone”
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 14th 2026 (Easy), in 03:47 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
Had a dream last night that I made scrambled eggs and bananas and it tasted AMAZING. Convinced I'd made an incredible discovery, I cooked it this morning. Surprisingly, a complete waste of eggs bananas and time.

Fesshole GOLD from 4th June 2021
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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Drop something fiery
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Monster Gremlin
ALT: Monster Gremlin
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